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  1. xmishuyax xmishuyax
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2008 1:40am UTC
    The snack that smiles back!
    GOLDFISH :D

  2. xmishuyax xmishuyax
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2008 1:30am UTC
    Shake it like a Polaroid picture!

  3. xmishuyax xmishuyax
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2008 1:26am UTC
    Hangin out
    Down the street
    The same old thing
    You did last week
    Not a thing to do
    But TALK to you
    We're all alright!
    We're all alright!
    HELLO WISCONSIN!

  4. xmishuyax xmishuyax
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2008 11:43pm UTC
    You never call me when you're sober.

  5. xmishuyax xmishuyax
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    December 28, 2008 11:40pm UTC
    With great power, comes great responsibility.

  6. xmishuyax xmishuyax
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2008 9:40pm UTC
    So what if I'm from America, I'm happy
    So what if she's from Ireland, she's happy
    So what if he speaks Chinese, he's happy too,
    So what if the things in this world are different
    We all smile in the same language.

  7. xmishuyax xmishuyax
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2008 9:40pm UTC
    music:
    The only thing that can bring this world to life.

  8. xmishuyax xmishuyax
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2008 9:39pm UTC
    GoogleTM [geek ] [Search]
    Web Video News
    Did you mean: underestimated individual?

  9. xmishuyax xmishuyax
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2008 9:39pm UTC
    GoogleTM [gay ] [Search]
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    Did you mean: terribly misused word?

  10. xmishuyax xmishuyax
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2008 9:38pm UTC
    Rose: Teach me to ride like a man.
    Jack: And chew tobacco like a man.
    Rose: And SPIT like a man!
    -Titanic

  11. xmishuyax xmishuyax
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2008 9:37pm UTC
    Why? #4:
    Why doesn't anything rhyme with orange, or month, or silver, that's not more than one word?

  12. xmishuyax xmishuyax
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2008 9:37pm UTC
    Why? #3:
    Why doesn't a duck's quack echooooo?

  13. xmishuyax xmishuyax
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2008 2:49pm UTC
    Music is all around us
    all we have to do. . .
    is listenO
    -August Rush

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    December 27, 2008 2:27pm UTC
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  15. xmishuyax xmishuyax
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    December 27, 2008 2:12am UTC
    F is for friends who do stuff together.
    U is for YOU and ME!
    N is for anywhere at anytime at all
    Down here in the deep blue sea!

  16. xmishuyax xmishuyax
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2008 10:44pm UTC
    A friend is like a rainbow.
    They brighten your life,
    when you've been through a storm.

  17. xmishuyax xmishuyax
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2008 12:01am UTC
    Normal is just a cycle on a washing machine.
    -Iconator

  18. xmishuyax xmishuyax
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2008 11:57pm UTC
    SCENARIO: A doctor talking to his patient.
    DOCTOR: You know, when I was a boy, my dad told me that a picture's worth a thousand words!
    *gestures towards an x-ray*
    But this one just says.....................you're screwed.

  19. xmishuyax xmishuyax
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2008 11:00pm UTC
    In the words of George Bush:
    "I have no doubt in my mind...that we will lose [the war]."

  20. xmishuyax xmishuyax
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2008 10:55pm UTC
    Oh the weather outside is frightful,
    but the fire is so delightful!
    And as long as you love me so
    Let it snow Let it snow Let it snow

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