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xmishuyax

1. xmishuyax
   posted a quote
   September 12, 2009 12:36am UTC
   Today, in choir, we were practicing an African chant for our Spring concert. Imagine the look on my teachers face when I slowly raised a stuffed lion into the air at the height of the song, and all of my surrounding classmates bowed. MLIA
   
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2. xmishuyax
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   September 12, 2009 12:11am UTC
   Today, my friend and I were arguing and shouting insults at each other. Angrily, I yelled, "I hope your children are born muggles!" She stopped dead and looked absolutely crest-fallen. I think we know who won. MLIA
   
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3. xmishuyax
   posted a quote
   August 2, 2009 2:36am UTC
   I just want to
   wrap you up in
   Christmas lights and
   say "Halelujah!"
   -livelavalive
   
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4. xmishuyax
   posted a quote
   August 2, 2009 2:22am UTC
   I just wanted to make
   a short, small, random video
   because I feel like I haven't talked
   to my camera awkwardly
   in a long time!
   -livelavalive
   
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5. xmishuyax
   posted a quote
   July 30, 2009 6:52pm UTC
   Today, as I was sweeping my floor, I accidentally dropped my broom. I put my right hand out and yelled "UP!". Nothing happened. I was disappointed in my broom.
   MLIA
   
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6. xmishuyax
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   July 3, 2009 1:25am UTC
   It must be exhausting to lose your own game.
   
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7. xmishuyax
   posted a quote
   June 30, 2009 1:43am UTC
   I know a word that starts with F and ends in UCK...know what it is?
   FIRETRUCK! :D
   Did you think what I thought you did? Shame on you! x)
   
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8. xmishuyax
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   June 30, 2009 12:33am UTC
   Homophobia is gay.
   
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9. xmishuyax
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   June 29, 2009 5:44pm UTC
   I did NOT fall!
   I just sat down really hard...
   
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10. xmishuyax
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    May 26, 2009 3:14pm UTC
    Penny: Four years I lived with him, four years! That's like as long as high school!
    Sheldon: It took you four years to get through high school?
    
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11. xmishuyax
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2009 10:49pm UTC
    Our WHOLE Universe was in a hot dense state
    Then nearly 14 BILLION YEARS ago expansion started
    wait . . .
    The Earth began to cool
    the autotrophs began to drool
    Neanderthals developed tools
    We built a wall
    WE BUILT THE PYRAMIDS!
    Math, Science, History unraveling the mysteries
    that all started with a big bang
    ☼BANG!☼
    -Big Bang Theory Theme Song
    
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12. xmishuyax
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2009 12:28pm UTC
    WHATEVER YOU DO...
    DO NOT CLICK
    THISTWICESTOP
    NOW...
    DO NOT CLICK
    THISTHREETIMES
    ☼BOOM☼
    What did I tell ya man?
    
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13. xmishuyax
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2009 7:26pm UTC
    I'm such a dork;
    I tried bouncing up and down to the music in my chair
    then I sent an IM to my friend
    I had to stop bouncing to type . . .
    rate + if you can't multitask as well.
    
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14. xmishuyax
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    January 21, 2009 6:52pm UTC
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15. xmishuyax
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2009 6:53pm UTC
    Am I The Only One
    That asks for something like water,
    but takes the cookies without thinking?
    I do this too much xD
    
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16. xmishuyax
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2009 4:41pm UTC
    Who Said
    that I can't be single
    and have to
    go out and mingle
    well baby . . . .
    THAT'S NOT ME
    
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17. xmishuyax
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2009 10:04pm UTC
    I LOVE BOOKS MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!
    Well...
    except for family, food, friends...
    ok not anything
    BUT IT'S WAY UP THERE!
    
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18. xmishuyax
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    December 29, 2008 2:06am UTC
    (Scenario: Doctor talking with his patient)
    Patient: I think I have an illness.
    Doctor: What are your symptoms?
    Patient: I stay up all night dancing.
    Doctor: Seems like you've got a case of boogie fever!
    (Both laugh a lot)
    Doctor: It's fatal.
    
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19. xmishuyax
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2008 1:55am UTC
    this is one
    doodle
    that can't
    be undid
    homeskillet
    
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20. xmishuyax
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2008 1:51am UTC
    ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh
    Barracuda
    
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