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  1. xlovelifexs2 xlovelifexs2
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    August 10, 2010 8:43pm UTC
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  2. xlovelifexs2 xlovelifexs2
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    August 10, 2010 3:36pm UTC
    If you don't like me remember it's mind over matter;
    I don't mind and you don't matter:)

  3. xlovelifexs2 xlovelifexs2
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    August 9, 2010 8:34pm UTC
    Teen Choice Awards 2010 <3

  4. xlovelifexs2 xlovelifexs2
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    August 9, 2010 6:59pm UTC
    NO one can be A Better me than me..and thats the truth<3

  5. xlovelifexs2 xlovelifexs2
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    August 9, 2010 9:52am UTC
    My Mom has breast cancer and it might of spread somewhere else into her body so if this quote gets 650 faves and 300 comments it would mean so much to know that she is going to be okay.
    (i am not lying i am being serious right now the cancer could have spreaded to her brain.This is not just to get a top quote i am being legit i swear to god) plzz comment and fave<3

  6. xlovelifexs2 xlovelifexs2
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    August 6, 2010 7:29pm UTC
    Ohh how i "miss" school.. especially my english teacher. we called her Big bird. so she made us write about about how a baseball stadium that acted silly....
    There once was a baseball stadium that acted silly. Everytime the other team struck out he would laugh and make the other team feel embaressed. Every time the umpire brushed home plate off he would sneeze then laugh agian. when every one laughed he laughed when everyone BOOOED he BOOED to. This baseball stadium would mimic everyone else and make them feel upset oh how he loved his "life" except for when baseball season was over then he started to cry..
    WHAT A PATHETIC STORY SHE WROTE! lol =)

  7. xlovelifexs2 xlovelifexs2
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    August 6, 2010 4:07pm UTC
    crazy1 86: hey baby!!!
    h0tNsPiCy91: who is this???
    crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!!!!
    h0tNsPiCy91: oh really.... quit lyin! who is this???
    crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...
    crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream arrive true.
    crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho. crazy1 86: i clip myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.
    crazy1 86: u will look me sometime tonight....
    h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!?
    crazy1 86:dont worry.... sick take very good care of you...
    crazy1 86 had signed off.
    The girl was so scared she locked every her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to arrive. The girl was so frightened she decided to snooze with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly. Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid odor. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to receive more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out. Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.
    PART 2...
    Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid. One night he was on the computer and received an instant message.
    h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!!
    2seXay4u: Who the eff is this?
    h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis.
    2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child.
    2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?
    h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?
    h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister. h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.
    2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid. h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name.
    h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I adore you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.
    The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the home. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so silent. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground.
    They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD.... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS icy WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I adore YOU!" - LISA SMITH
    This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you

  8. xlovelifexs2 xlovelifexs2
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2010 9:20am UTC
    M.L.i.A #6
    Friend- Come here spider im not going to hurt u im just petting u with my shoe
    Me- WTF r u doing
    Friend-Just trying to "pet the spider"
    Me-ooohh
    Then my freind finally kills the spider and starts running away screaming cuz she thought the spider jumped on her
    tehehe lol ILY kelly<3

  9. xlovelifexs2 xlovelifexs2
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    August 3, 2010 2:24pm UTC
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  10. xlovelifexs2 xlovelifexs2
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    August 2, 2010 6:39pm UTC
    PLZZ SUBSCRIBE TO MY LYRIC CHANNEL!! http://www.youtube.com/user/jbroxsmyusasoxs12345

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    August 2, 2010 5:32pm UTC
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    August 2, 2010 5:32pm UTC
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    August 2, 2010 5:16pm UTC
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    August 1, 2010 9:55am UTC
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    July 31, 2010 7:18pm UTC
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  16. xlovelifexs2 xlovelifexs2
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    July 31, 2010 7:14pm UTC
    M.L.I.A #2
    Mom- Why did you just fall on the floor?!
    Me- Well, ya know, GRAVITY
    Mom- Oh didn't think of that
    Bahahaha M.L.I.A

  17. xlovelifexs2 xlovelifexs2
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    July 31, 2010 7:12pm UTC
    M.L.I.A # 1
    Mom: Who are you texting
    Me: Jesus Mom i'm texting jesus
    Mom: Ohhh okay
    M.L.i.s.f.a<3333

  18. xlovelifexs2 xlovelifexs2
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    July 29, 2010 10:24pm UTC
    youtube.com/jbroxsmyusasoxs12345

  19. xlovelifexs2 xlovelifexs2
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    July 25, 2010 3:18pm UTC
    ♥ this quote when someone is getting in serious trouble during class, but you can't help, but laugh <3

  20. xlovelifexs2 xlovelifexs2
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    July 25, 2010 10:54am UTC
    God made you the way you are
    you are perfect in everyway

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