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Hi :) My name is Katie, i am 15 years old and my birthday is August 30th, bake me a cake? . I am a nice person, but sometimes i'm a drunk slut. I really wish i had someone in my life right now to hold me and to make me feel safe inside. I have gone through many rough times that has turned into depression i have been abused by my ex-boyfriends and nothing has changed since. I guess this is the way it will always be But it doesn't matter what i put here by the time you read this you will already have judged me. ♥.

xlovelifexs2
posted a quote
July 17, 2011 6:54pm UTC

I wasn't that drunk...
Dude, you were hugging and old man with a beard screaming "DUMBLEDORE YOUR ALIVE"
nmf,
when i came to a "perfect boyfriend" quote

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xlovelifexs2
posted a quote
May 17, 2011 7:58pm UTC

I wish he can see me crying
so he knows how badly he hurt me.. ♥
not my format xD

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xlovelifexs2
posted a quote
May 16, 2011 5:51pm UTC

It's not a bird
Not a plane
it's my heart
It's gonna go away
♥♥

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xlovelifexs2
posted a quote
December 16, 2010 2:59pm UTC

Every time i see you i fall in love all over agian<3

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xlovelifexs2
posted a quote
December 16, 2010 2:56pm UTC

Teacher: Were gonna have a pop quiz today!
Friend: Eww!
Me: ik how to make us not have a quiz.
Friend: how?
Me: weres the duct tape?

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xlovelifexs2
posted a quote
December 15, 2010 8:55pm UTC

Plastic Smile
To match your style
♥
srry if its on here credit to who ever lol

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xlovelifexs2
posted a quote
December 15, 2010 8:49pm UTC

h
♥
Remember In Grade School?
Loser loser double loser
fly bye bye
Kiss this talk to the hand talk to the fist
ohhh girl u just got dissed
N O T M Y F O R M A T
srry if its on here lol

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xlovelifexs2
posted a quote
December 15, 2010 5:36pm UTC

I love my english class:)
Ryan: Oh yea joe you move that desk. oh look at those muscles!
Joe: ik ur just jealous
Ryan: If you were a sauce i would put u all over my body.
Hahaha it was awkward silence after that<3 oh my friends i l y<33

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xlovelifexs2
posted a quote
December 15, 2010 5:35pm UTC

♥ Roses are red violets are blue
How would you like it if i
Came home with you?
xlovelifexs2
Not my format<3 :P sorry if its on here someone wrote it on my f.s;P

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xlovelifexs2
posted a quote
December 15, 2010 5:30pm UTC

how Many Licks Does it take till i get to the center
so i can take u home;)

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xlovelifexs2
posted a quote
December 14, 2010 8:06pm UTC

Growing old
Is unstoppable, but
growing up
is optional
<3

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xlovelifexs2
posted a quote
December 14, 2010 5:34pm UTC

girl:Wanna hang tonight?
BOY:I can't hanging with
someone else.
girl:who
boy:The most beautiful,
amazing, special girl in the
world.
girl:oh
*5minutes later*
Girl:why are you here?
boy:I told you i was coming
over
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xlovelifexs2
posted a quote
December 14, 2010 5:21pm UTC

Girl:What would you do if i broke up with you?
Boy:Then i'd go back with my ex
(Girl cried and broke up w/ him)
NEXT DAY!
Girl:What are u doing here?!
Boy: I said i would go back out with my ex didn;t i? So will you take me back?
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not my format

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xlovelifexs2
posted a quote
December 13, 2010 9:01pm UTC

"Mom i got a ride"
"With who?"
I don't know,but they had candy:)

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xlovelifexs2
posted a quote
December 13, 2010 9:00pm UTC

Boy:Are you okay?
Girl:I'm Okay
Boy:But your crying.ill
Girl:It's okay to cry
Boy:It's okay to admit your not okay.
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xlovelifexs2

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xlovelifexs2
posted a quote
December 13, 2010 8:55pm UTC

Brunette:When I grow up, I'LL GO TO MARS
Brown:When I grow up, I'LL GO TO VENUS
Blondie:When I grow up I'LL GO TO THE SUN
Brunette:But you will burn!
Blondie:Don't be stupid, I'll go at night!

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xlovelifexs2
posted a quote
December 13, 2010 8:51pm UTC

How fast can you guess these words?
1. BOO_S
2. _ _ NDOM.
3. F_ _ K
4. P_ N _S
5. PU_S_
6. S_X
Answers:1. BOOKS 2. RANDOM 3. FORK 4. PANTS 5. PULSE 6. SIX. You got all 6 wrong, didn"t you?
HIGHLIGHT! ^

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xlovelifexs2
posted a quote
December 13, 2010 8:41pm UTC

Boy's Are stronger Then girls?
Boy's PUH- Lease...
☐ Can you bleed for a week and survive?
☐Can you squeeze 14 inch baby from a 9 centimeter hole?
☐Can you carry a 7 pound baby in your stomach for 9 months?
☐Can you take care of a child, cook, clean, and talk on the phone at once?
☐Can you carry 10 8 pound shopping bags?
☐Can you go a week only eating salad?
☐Can you face heartbreak?
☐Can you watch the love of your life be with someone else?
☐Can you burn your forehead with a straightener and not complain
I Think NOT!

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xlovelifexs2
posted a quote
December 13, 2010 8:33pm UTC

A blonde was watching the news and hears that two Brazilian men died in a plane crash. She cried and asked "Oh my gosh, how many is a brazilian?!"
fave if u get it.

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xlovelifexs2
posted a quote
December 11, 2010 8:27pm UTC

I'm a teen
-Andi'mgoingtodostupidthings-
weonlyhaveonelife
t o l i v e

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