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HEY I'm kayla <3

I dont feel like making a profile right now. toooo lazY lol

xkaylax
posted a quote
December 19, 2009 9:59am UTC

Yesterday, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. She said she liked my boots. Noticing how clean the floors were, I asked her if I should take them off before I went into the rest of the house. She stared at me for a really long time. Turns out she said she liked my pants. That's one way for me to make an impression.
MLIA.

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xkaylax
posted a quote
December 13, 2009 3:11pm UTC

love is a four letter
word but has more mean i ng
than a million
mine

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xkaylax
posted a quote
November 30, 2009 4:03pm UTC

Dont make {someone} a priority in your life, when you are jus an option in theirs <3
not mine!
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xkaylax
posted a quote
November 30, 2009 4:01pm UTC

you make tomorrow worth {waiting} &{ yesterday} worth remembering [:
not mine!
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xkaylax
posted a quote
November 29, 2009 2:44pm UTC

Fool me once; shame on you •
Fool me twice; shame on me ♦
Fool me three times; ill give you a 5 second head start •
dont mess wit me ! grr lol

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xkaylax
posted a quote
November 29, 2009 1:48pm UTC

Dream Big
&+
•♦work hard♦•
Never ⇒ give ⇒ up
&+
the x sky x is x the x limit.
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xkaylax
posted a quote
November 29, 2009 1:38pm UTC

Guess wat.
i love you so
much that it makes me
mad. Hm i guess i
must be madly
in [[love with you]]
mine <3

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xkaylax
posted a quote
November 29, 2009 1:14pm UTC

&+
I've come to realize that
sometimes, in order to
save [[yourself]], you've
got to reach out to
someone else.
mine! i think?
plz dont jock

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xkaylax
posted a quote
November 29, 2009 1:01pm UTC

&+
My i m a g i n a r y friend
thinks you
have serious problems...

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xkaylax
posted a quote
November 28, 2009 9:02pm UTC

Plan for today:
Wear a [smile] all day long →then→ cry myself to s l e e p.
hmmm wats new?
mine
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xkaylax
posted a quote
November 28, 2009 8:31pm UTC

The road to success
is not straight. There is a (curve) called failure, a loop called confusion, speed bumps called f r i e n d s , red lights called enemies, caution lights called family, you will have flat tires called jobs, but if you have a s p a r e tire called determination, an engine called preservance, &+ a driver called God, then you will make it to a place called success..
not mine !
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xkaylax
posted a quote
November 28, 2009 5:21pm UTC

*Fav this if*
You're going to be
[[laughing]] your a→s→s
off in 2013!

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xkaylax
posted a quote
November 28, 2009 3:48pm UTC

L.o.v.e me or hate me. Either way you're still thinking bout me ;)

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xkaylax
posted a quote
November 28, 2009 2:57pm UTC

I'd rather be told straight up that im wastin my time thinking of you instead of hoping one day u'll come around & [[realize]] that the one for you is lookin at me this very m o m e n t as i look in the mirror <3
all mine <3 plz no jockin...its pathetic
if gunna make it look better than give me credit for the quote <3
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xkaylax
posted a quote
November 28, 2009 2:42pm UTC

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Do you ever wondor
if he feels the same way?
all the time <3 lol
mine?? idk
if its urs my bad

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xkaylax
posted a quote
November 28, 2009 1:59pm UTC

I swear if someone tlks about how h o t robert patterson is then imma [drag]them to an eye doctor then smak them in the head wit a sock full of chips til they realize that taylor lautner is a fukin god and robert is an u g l y h a i r y b e a s t.
im srry but i personally think tht robert isnt hot.
JUST SAYIN!! lol

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xkaylax
posted a quote
November 28, 2009 1:46pm UTC

I'm still in love with you &+ it scares me <3
i am.

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xkaylax
posted a quote
November 28, 2009 1:16pm UTC

Its a fact tht u b u r n calories
when you make out. No wondor all
em h o e s are so damn thin!
obv not mine! lol

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xkaylax
posted a quote
November 28, 2009 12:57pm UTC

I dont know what s h a k i r a is smoking but im pretty sure tht hips cant lie. Cuz in order to lie, they gotta be able to [speak] and last time i checked...my hips couldnt speak. So, i dont know if shakira is jus on crack or mayb her hips have s p e c i a l p o w e r s nd they can tlk
lalala comment/ w.e lol

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xkaylax
posted a quote
November 28, 2009 11:22am UTC

A true friend would*
Listen to you crying on the fone cuz the guy who you thot loved you broke your heart* When your heart as been broken tht friend would come to your door at 11 pm on a skool nite in the pouring rain wit a huge bucket of icecream saying " wanna get fat tonite?" even wen you told them they couldnt come over* She/ he would cry on the fone cuz they think you are gunna hurt urself and try to smak some sense into you*.. all in all a tru friend is someone u can always count on and will always be there for you even wen you dont want them to.
if it makes any sense comment lol

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