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xeerriinnx1997
posted a quote
June 26, 2011 8:10pm UTC

that awkward moment
when you're the only one in your group of friends who doesn't have a boyfriend..</3

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xeerriinnx1997
posted a quote
June 1, 2011 6:58pm UTC

*** last night me and my mom were watching tv when my eight-year-old brother walked in. someone on the tv said, "you slept with him, so now i am going to kill you." later that night, my brother woke up in the middle of the night crying. when we asked him why he was so upset, he replied with, "i always sleep with my teddy bear. is someone going to come and kill me now?"
♥

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xeerriinnx1997
posted a quote
June 1, 2011 6:29pm UTC

..when i first log onto witty..
i don't go to the top quotes section first,
i go to the newest quotes,
because those are the quotes
that may never be read or recognized by anyone <3

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xeerriinnx1997
posted a quote
June 1, 2011 6:14pm UTC

you wouldn't believe
the things we are willing to do
for food..<3

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xeerriinnx1997
posted a quote
May 28, 2011 6:24pm UTC

"That's awkward."
"You're awkward."
"Your face is awkward!"
"YOUR BUTT IS AWKWARD!"
"Okay, that's enough."

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xeerriinnx1997
posted a quote
May 28, 2011 6:20pm UTC

it's funny
how often the number
69
comes up in daily life.

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xeerriinnx1997
posted a quote
May 28, 2011 6:14pm UTC

you know you're growing up when
you ride on the carousel
and you break the horse
<3

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xeerriinnx1997
posted a quote
May 18, 2011 8:41pm UTC

"Oh this shirt is cute!"
*checks price tag*
"Nevermind."

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xeerriinnx1997
posted a quote
April 18, 2011 7:26pm UTC

looking at all of your old witty
quotes and thinking
"wow. what a loser."
"

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xeerriinnx1997
posted a quote
April 15, 2011 7:27pm UTC

those horrible moments
when you're sitting in class
& you're so bored that you just want to die.

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xeerriinnx1997
posted a quote
April 15, 2011 7:09pm UTC

every time
>>>>>i see a quote on here
that explains my situation
with him perfectly...
i just want to take a picture of it
and send it to him

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xeerriinnx1997
posted a quote
March 21, 2011 7:02pm UTC

i miss the way things used to be.
i miss the way you used to text me e-v-e-r-y. n-i-g-h-t.
i miss the way you made me feel.
i miss your smile.
i miss everything,
do you miss me?
</3
.

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xeerriinnx1997
posted a quote
January 31, 2011 9:29am UTC

-that awkward moment-
when Miley Cyrus puts her hands up &they aren't playing her song.

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xeerriinnx1997
posted a quote
January 27, 2011 12:20pm UTC

someone likes him.
he likes me.
i like you.
you like her.
she likes someone else.
...
why can't anything
ever work out the right way?
</3

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xeerriinnx1997
posted a quote
January 27, 2011 12:13pm UTC

I find it funny
how in Ke$ha's music video of We R Who We R she says,
"got Jesus on my necklace"
when she isn't wearing a necklace at all.33333 <3<3

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xeerriinnx1997
posted a quote
November 11, 2010 1:22pm UTC

today,
my mom was on the phone with her friend. she explained to my mom that her son has been being bullied lately. to help her son cope with the bullying, she has been taking him to a therapist. she said that one day at therapy, her son was talking about a girl who bullied him. he said, "she's been really mean to me, but she's so pretty and i think i like her." the therapist responded saying, "well maybe you should talk to other girls in your grade who are pretty and nice." he then said, "well, there aren't really any girls in my grade who are nice and pretty. i want a girl like cinderella. someone who's nice, caring, and pretty at the same time...kinda like erin." he made my day. kids really do give me hope. ♥

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xeerriinnx1997
posted a quote
October 7, 2010 5:47pm UTC

Today, I went to the hair dresser. While she was cutting my hair, she asked me what grade my school went up to. When I told her it was fifth through eighth, she replied, "wow, that's such a big difference. Fifth grade is like trick or treating and eighth grade is like boobs and kissing." I laughed at the time, but then realized that I still go trick or treating and I haven't had my first kiss yet. Clearly, she doesn't know me very well.
[M.L.I.A.]

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xeerriinnx1997
posted a quote
October 7, 2010 4:52pm UTC

>>"Don't you think you need a bigger size honey?"<<
.-*`*-...-*`*-...-*`"Mom, They're called skinny jeans".-*`*-...-*`*-...-*`

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xeerriinnx1997
posted a quote
September 9, 2010 9:04am UTC

the worst part
| of anyone's childhood |
is when they find out that
SANTA ISN'T REAL</3

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xeerriinnx1997
posted a quote
September 6, 2010 12:17pm UTC

Some girls
are like monkeys...
[[when they date guys.]]
They can't let go of one branch,
until they're hanging on to the next one.

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