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  1. idance idance
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 2:25pm UTC
    format by: idance.
    when you're trying
    to do a messy bun,
    but it turns out to be
    too good for a messy bun.

  2. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 11:04am UTC
    Like this if..
    you are a
    1990-1998 kid

  3. wittylover1990 wittylover1990
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 12:30am UTC
    So, you’re the b*tch, who saw the b*tch, who told the b*tch, that I was a b*tch. If I’m a b*tch, then you’re a b*tch for calling me a b*tch. Your mom is a b*tch for having a b*tch, your dad is a b*tch for bangin a b*tch. Well listen b*tch, it takes a b*tch to know a b*tch. Who’s the b*tch now?
    b*tch♥
    Credit to livelovesmilexo

  4. wittylover1990 wittylover1990
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 3:36pm UTC
    That awkward moment when ......
    Your with a bunch of people and theres music playing, and you sing the wrong words loudly & they just look at you or laugh..

  5. wittylover1990 wittylover1990
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 10:26pm UTC
    I was gonna fav that
    until you told me to.
    nmf/nmq.

  6. xxtorrrrr xxtorrrrr
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 6:46pm UTC
    It's okay to cry, it's okay to be sad about it.
    It's okay to miss him, and it's okay to wish you did something differently.
    But never blame yourself for how things turned out.
    Never tell yourself you can't do better, and never tell yourself this is the end of the road.
    Fate has a time and place for all us and nothing you can do or say will change that.
    Sure it's okay to fall, but it's never okay to stay down.

  7. Fuzzybird Fuzzybird
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 1:24pm UTC
    My best friend just died of cancer
    Her dog was hit yesterday by a truck
    And my parents split up and are in debt
    Fave this, please.
    A smile through my computer will mean the world to me.

  8. Twilight_Saga23 Twilight_Saga23
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 6:58pm UTC
    & Who Else Thinks
    We should have a category Just for Awkward Moments?

  9. dparsa dparsa
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2011 11:45pm UTC
    fave if
    you think you're fat

  10. hannahlovesxox hannahlovesxox
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 9:15pm UTC
    i was afraid to tell you,
    now you'll never know./:

  11. Jessayyxo33 Jessayyxo33
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 9:42am UTC
    You know you had fun
    when you can't tell your
    parents what you did.♥

  12. GrabSomeoneSexyTellEmHey GrabSomeoneSexyTellEmHey
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 9:53am UTC
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  14. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 10:49am UTC
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  15. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 8:56am UTC
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  16. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 2:56am UTC
    Take mentos and freeze.them into icecubes. Then give your friend a diet coke and put the icecubes with mentos into their drink. After five minutes, their drink will randomly explode.You're welcome.c:

  17. Kolesz Kolesz
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 2:47pm UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT:
    when the automatic toilet flushes and you're still peeing.

  18. ssiinntthheeaahh54 ssiinntthheeaahh54
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 8:17pm UTC
    It's the small things
    that keep building up
    and break her down ♥


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  20. andrejakathryn andrejakathryn
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 7:47pm UTC
    He asked me to homecoming today,
    One of my friends had me stay over to do homework while he, my sister, and two more of my friends filled up my room with balloons. He wrote a riddle for me and put it on the door. When I solved the riddle, it said "Go to your room"...so I did.
    When I opened my bedroom door, he started playing Secrets by OneRepublic on my keyboard.♥

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