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  1. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 8:23pm UTC
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  2. xxLonelyLoverxx xxLonelyLoverxx
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    COMMENT if you're straight.
    COMMENT if you're gay.
    COMMENT if you're lesbian.
    COMMENT if you're bisexual.
    COMMENT if you're pansexual.
    FAVORITE [♥] if you don't think it matters.
    nmq

  3. pigglywiggly pigglywiggly
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    Doctor: Are you s.exually active
    Me: Does it look like anything would want to have s.ex with this

  4. guitargirl13 guitargirl13
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 12:08pm UTC
    This is Joseph Kony.
    (-.-)
    /█\
    ||
    How many slaps can he get?
    1 FAVE = 1 Slap

  5. xTheHungerGamesx xTheHungerGamesx
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    And who else
    Literally
    Cant wait
    for the
    HUNGER GAMES!

  6. lovestardoll423 lovestardoll423
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 6:34pm UTC
    nmq/nmf
    8 year olds have
    Iphones, iPods, and iPads.
    When I was 8,
    I felt cool with new
    markers

  7. Korki Korki
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 7:10pm UTC
    The ☀ goes ↓
    The ☆'s come out

  8. PandaJaneChild PandaJaneChild
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 3:06pm UTC
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    That moment when you
    hear your name in a
    conversation and your just like
    "i can hear you..."
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  9. cheeseylovesongs cheeseylovesongs
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    me: it's gonna be a good day!(:
    hair: here's some frizz.
    face: now you're breaking out!
    head: here's a throbbing pain.
    teacher: here's a really hard test you're gonna fail.
    friends: we've decided to be really annoying.
    girls: let's point out all of your flaws!
    parents: we're gonna yell at you for breathing.
    him: i'm just not gonna come to school today.
    me: kk

  10. wuvyouboo wuvyouboo
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 10:14pm UTC
    that awkward moment
    when you get crumbs in your bra

  11. Emmyforlifexo Emmyforlifexo
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 10:08pm UTC
    I'm bored.
    So fave for a tbh♥


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  13. Savannahxaleese Savannahxaleese
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2011 7:41pm UTC
    I have Cancer
    My name is Savannah. Im 16 and I have bone cancer. I was diagnosed 6 months ago, and have been in treatment for 4 months. Im becoming weak, and losing my hair. Im so scared, but i try to stay strong.I am not making this quote for sympathy, im making it for a reason. I dont know how much longer I have left to live, but i am a fighter and will not let this disease destory me. However, I have made a list of 100 things I want to accomplish before i die(inspired from the Buried Life). Number 42 on my list is to get 2000 favs on a quote on witty. I know, this is a lot to ask, but i am asking you my witty sisters, to please help me out. Every fav will help me cross this thing off my list. Im sure your tired of seeing quotes like this, but this is the only favor i will ever ask from you girls. If you did read this, i love you so much. Thankyouu♥

  14. mrsfredweasley mrsfredweasley
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2012 12:05pm UTC
    Fave This if,
    Valentines Day will just be another Tuesday for you


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  16. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 9:22pm UTC
    Want a new computer?
    scratch here ➜ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ with a very sharp object
    nmq.


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  19. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 2:33pm UTC
    i bet steve reads through our weird top quotes
    and goes.: 0_0 " never .having . daughters."

  20. xNicoleLovex72 xNicoleLovex72
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 9:19pm UTC
    Always be positive.
    *trips down stairs* Man, I got down those stairs fast!
    ©kaykayy04

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