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livelaughluv
posted a quote
November 26, 2009 11:03pm UTC

TEAM JACWARD.
beause sometimes, you just cant choose.♥

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oxemmaox3
posted a quote
January 5, 2010 6:56pm UTC

AND I WAS LIKE YEAH, I WANNA BAKE
COOKIES ON YOUR STOMACH ♥
-Saturday Night Live; Taylor Lautner Show-

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shortii828xx
posted a quote
December 23, 2009 1:41pm UTC

Edward:
Bella, I have to break up with you. Please don't be upset it's just that----
Kanye West:
Eddie, I'm really happy for you, and Ima let you finish, but I just wanted to say
Jacob has some of the best abs of all time.
NOT MINE! credit to christian_beadles_13

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xomariox
posted a quote
December 20, 2009 9:01pm UTC

im no Alice............
ur just so predictable

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xxtwilighterxx
posted a quote
April 19, 2009 9:10pm UTC

“It sounded like you were having Bella for lunch, and
we came to see if you would share,”
-Alice, twilight, p. 346-

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xxtwilighterxx
posted a quote
April 21, 2009 3:46pm UTC

Jasper: “You’re wrong you know.”
Bella: “What?”
Jasper: “I can feel what you’re feeling now-and you are worth it.”
Bella: “I’m not, If anything happens to them, it will be for nothing.”
Jasper: “You’re wrong.”

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xxtwilighterxx
posted a quote
June 10, 2009 7:28pm UTC

You are 100% Twilight Edumacated
GOOD WORK! I assume you are completely obsessed, fixated, captivated, consumed and/or any other synonyms that go along those lines, with TWILIGHT. You are my hero. You get an A plus. Go give yourself a gold star, or a lollipop or something! NICE WORK!
[lmao those were my results]

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xxtwilighterxx
posted a quote
June 12, 2009 5:55pm UTC

BEWARE.
you are talking
to a
twilight fan
if you insult...
bella,edward,Jasper,Alice
Emmett,Rosalie,Carlisle,Esme,
Jacob,Renesmee,Billy,Charlie,
Leah,Seth,Vampires,Werewolves,
Twilight,New moon,Eclipse,breaking dawn
In my presence, I will
provoke the Volturi
A N D. B L A M E. Y O U

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xxtwilighterxx
posted a quote
June 12, 2009 10:21pm UTC

Grocery List
-blood
-blood
-blood
-bella
^not funny Jasper

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xxtwilighterxx
posted a quote
June 27, 2009 5:45pm UTC

Before twilight my life was like a moonless night
very dark, but there were stars - points of light
and reason... and then twilight shot across my sky
like a meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire
;there was brilliancy, there was beauty. Z

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xxtwilighterxx
posted a quote
June 30, 2009 12:49pm UTC

it's a
twilight
thing
[you wouldn't understand]

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xxtwilighterxx
posted a quote
July 4, 2009 6:15pm UTC

Option 1:
I was crazy.
Option 2:
my mind was giving
me what i wanted
Option 3:
He loved me...

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xxtwilighterxx
posted a quote
July 14, 2009 10:32am UTC

Does my being half-naked bother you?
-Jacob Black-

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xxtwilighterxx
posted a quote
July 14, 2009 5:47pm UTC

Forbidden to remember, terrified to forget
-new moon, pg. 117-

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xxtwilighterxx
posted a quote
July 14, 2009 5:53pm UTC

It didn't feel like the pain had weakened over time,
rather that I'd grown strong enough to bear it.
-Bella Swan, New moon, page 118-

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xxtwilighterxx
posted a quote
July 14, 2009 11:06pm UTC

I was like a lost moon-my planet destroyed
in some cataclysmic, disaster-movie scenario
of desolation- that coninued, nevertheless, to
circle in a tight little orbit around the empty
space left behind, ignoring the laws of gravity.

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xxtwilighterxx
posted a quote
July 24, 2009 4:54pm UTC

Today,
my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming
she wanted someone more like her
"Edward". I askedher who Edward was.
She held up a copy of her "Twilight"book.
She was talking about a fictional vampire
FML
i don't usually do these type of quotes but
since this is twilight related i can't help it

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xxtwilighterxx
posted a quote
August 6, 2009 10:52pm UTC

Yeah, I admit it. I am a
Alice prancing, Edward romancing,
Emmett hugging, Jessica snubbing,
f u t u r e s e e r , s a g a r e a d e r,
twilight talker , Jasper stalker,
vampire accuser, and
a total twilight loser :)

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xxtwilighterxx
posted a quote
August 8, 2009 3:01pm UTC

I used to make fun of those
crazy, over-obsessed, lunatic
Twilight fan-girls.
Then I read Twilight
Now...
I UNDERSTAND

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xxtwilighterxx
posted a quote
August 21, 2009 10:29am UTC

Hello, my name is:
Edward
I dazzle people frequently

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