Today,
my girlfriend dumped me
proclaiming
she wanted someone more like her
"Edward". I askedher who Edward was.
She held up a copy of her "Twilight"book.
She was talking about a fictional
vampire
FML
i don't usually do these type of quotes but
since this is twilight related i can't help it
prettynpinkxo · 1 decade ago
no offense but ur ex-girlfried is kind of gayy
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