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PainOfAPoet*
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June 20, 2012 2:47pm UTC

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BlackButterflies
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June 21, 2012 3:48am UTC

my body is my temple
but sometimes my temple wants to eat cheesecake
& I'm ok with that (:

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MechanicalBride *
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May 8, 2012 7:52pm UTC

*Open fridge - nothing to eat*
*Open cabinets - nothing to eat*
*Lowers standards. And repeat*

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quotesfromthecore
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November 27, 2011 11:03am UTC

you know you're desperate
when you start falling for the nerd that likes you
nmf

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quotesfromthecore
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December 25, 2011 10:40am UTC

Format by Breeze
►●◄
To find out what's inside this present, click the "♥" button.
► nmf

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quotesfromthecore
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December 28, 2011 2:27pm UTC

The awkward moment when
your crush finds your witty and knows that you're talking about him
nmq, hate gets deleted and blocked.

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quotesfromthecore
posted a quote
January 18, 2012 2:58pm UTC

You know you're a 90's kid when
"Bring out the dancing lobsters!"

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quotesfromthecore
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February 17, 2012 9:46pm UTC

Me - "You just elbowed my boob."
Friend - "What boob?"
-_________-
nmf

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quotesfromthecore
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February 18, 2012 9:01am UTC

Cleverbot
User: I'm the f**king man, y'all don't get it do ya?
Cleverbot: Type of money, everybody acting like they knew ya.
User: Go uptown
Cleverbot: New york city b*tch
User: some Spanish girls
Cleverbot: love me like I'm Aventura
User: Tell Uncle Luke, I'm out in Miami too
Cleverbot: Clubbing hard, f**king women ain't much to do
User: We're good singers
Cleverbot: Oh yes we are

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quotesfromthecore
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February 21, 2012 10:08pm UTC

me: *leaves room and walks into kitchen*
dad: hey she came out of her hole
dad: it's like you live in a cave
dad: we haven't seen you in a while
dad: it's like you're a gnome or troll or something
dad: you only leave to stock up on food
dad: oh and there she goes
dad: see you in a few days
tumblr

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quotesfromthecore
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February 23, 2012 3:54pm UTC

Google
*random lyrics you heard from a song, not knowing the name*
Search About 2,490,000 results (0.27 seconds)
Everything Did you mean: *actual name of song*
credit to PaperLung

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quotesfromthecore
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February 25, 2012 4:24pm UTC

It's cute as f**k
when a guy plays with a little kid.

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quotesfromthecore
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February 25, 2012 11:03am UTC

Lazy rule #3
If it's more than 5 feet away, it suddenly becomes unnessacary.

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