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1. xOxLiivix3
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   September 13, 2009 9:24am UTC
   after MONTHS of going out with him
   do you........
   -constantly here your friends telling you
   that you are blushing soo hard and are really red
   in the face
   -get all choked up and dont know what to say
   -are love struck and he is the only one you pay attention to
   but
   -when a boy see's you they dont notice how you act
   -they could care less how they look
   - they eat like a pig
   but its not tht they dont care...its that they no , no matter
   how you act or they act you will always be together by
   that one thing that people take for granted..
   LOVE
   
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2. xOxLiivix3
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   September 13, 2009 9:14am UTC
   Girls...are like apples
   on trees. The best ones
   are at the top of the tree.
   The boys don't want to reach
   for the good ones because they
   are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
   Instead, they just get the rotten apples
   from the ground that aren't as good,
   but easy to get. So the apples at the top think
   something is wrong with them, when in
   reality, they're amazing. They just
   have to wait for the right boy to
   come along, the one who's
   brave enough to
   climb all
   the way
   to the top
   of the trees
   now all we have to do is
   wait for that lucky guy
   to come around
   no creditt too me...but i think tht is soo true
   
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3. xOxLiivix3
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   September 11, 2009 6:06pm UTC
   today i was in art and my art teacher put
   on her radio.....we working on a project and
   there was dead silence.......then out of no where
   party in the usa came on......i thought that i was
   going to burst out singing "ITS A PARTY IN THE USA!!!!!!"
   
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4. xOxLiivix3
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   August 25, 2009 7:53pm UTC
   A little girl walked into the bathroom while her mother was taking a shower.
   She asked her mother what "that is".
   Her mother replied saying "those are my headlights."
   Then she said "okay" and walked out.
   She then walks back in and says what "is that, mommy."
   Her mother says "that is my bush."
   She says okay and walks out.
   Then she walks back in and says "daddy what is that."
   He replies "that is my snake."
   She says okay and walked out.
   Then she walks back in and says "mommy you better put on your headlights because daddys snake is in your bush."
   No credit to me only edit...
   <33
   
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5. xOxLiivix3
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   August 23, 2009 11:03pm UTC
   Today, no one wished me a happy birthday. I wasn't suprised, today isn't my birthday. MLIA.
   
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6. xOxLiivix3
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   August 23, 2009 10:59pm UTC
   Today I found out that the plant in my kitchen that I have been watering for almost a year is fake. MLIA
   
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7. xOxLiivix3
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   August 23, 2009 10:56pm UTC
   Today, someone rang my doorbell. I opened the door and nobody was there. I glanced down the street and saw a tabby cat running in the opposite direction of my house. I never knew Professor McGonagall was such a prankster.
   MLIA
   
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8. xOxLiivix3
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   August 23, 2009 10:52pm UTC
   Today my friend announced that after her 18th birthday party, she would be going to a nightclub with my other friends who are already 18. Still being 17, I told her I would stay home and celebrate my innocence by watching Disney movies. She immediately said "Oooh, can I come?" I win.
   MLIA
   
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9. xOxLiivix3
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   August 23, 2009 10:49pm UTC
   Today, it was dress as your favorite story book character day. I dressed as Harry Potter, and I saw a random kid that ive never even seen before dressed as Ron. I desided to take the risk and asked, "Ron...is that you?" He then turns to me and says, "Bloody hell! Harry I havent seen you in a long while!" Guess who my new best friend is?
   MLIA
   
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10. xOxLiivix3
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    August 23, 2009 10:45pm UTC
    Today i noticed, tht there was a warning on the bag of marshmellows:"choke hazard:eat only one at a time."
    Felling rebellious i stuffed two marshmellows into my mouth at once. I nearly choked. MLIA
    
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    August 21, 2009 9:41pm UTC
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12. xOxLiivix3
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    August 18, 2009 11:14pm UTC
    Today i was deciding which snack to buy. I chose bugles so i can put them around my fingertips and make evil witch sounds.
    -MLIA
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13. xOxLiivix3
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    August 18, 2009 11:11pm UTC
    Today my mom called DELL to check on the status of her order. They could not help her because there computars where down. I laughed
    -MLIA
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14. xOxLiivix3
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    August 9, 2009 11:37pm UTC
    I MISS ELMENTRY SCHOOL WHEN...
    we where best friends
    we where young and goofy
    we could tell each other anything without gossip
    we didnt care if we had name brands
    we didnt judge eachother on our appearence
    but know it it all changed
    we dont see eachother during school
    are to busy with after school activitys
    hear a secret and pass it on like a game
    and only hang out with you if you have coach or juicy
    but most of all ..........
    i miss our friendship
    I MISS ELMENTRY SCHOOL......
    its 100 % mine....and its 100% true
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15. xOxLiivix3
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    August 4, 2009 10:57pm UTC
    && it seems we've known eachother forever, you tell me i dont look fat, laugh at my jokes, talk long on the phone with out silence, like the same junk food, you even seen me with no makeup & havent screamed.... those are the reasons you are my favorite friend........plus you know to much:)
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16. xOxLiivix3
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    August 4, 2009 10:53pm UTC
    A STRANGER STABS YOU IN THE FRONT
    A FRIEND STABS YOU IN THE BACK
    A BOYFRIEND STABS YOU IN THE HEART
    BUT BEST FRIENDS ONLY POKE EACH OTHER WITH STRAWS
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    August 4, 2009 10:50pm UTC
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18. xOxLiivix3
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    August 4, 2009 10:48pm UTC
    when im good im really good
    but when im bad
    im better
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19. xOxLiivix3
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    August 4, 2009 10:39pm UTC
    you're the cheese
    to my macoroni!
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20. xOxLiivix3
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    August 4, 2009 10:38pm UTC
    if a smurf is choking....
    what color does it turn???
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