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Hello, Ya'll can call me Zoey because that is my name. I'm just a random girl British girl that lives in Britain. It rains a lot, which is ok because I like rain. I also like Scandinavia...beacuse I was born there (Finland to be exact :D). I really like making new friends, so I'm pretty easy to chat with if you wanna chat (BE MY BEST FRIEND FOREVER AND EVER). I get older on May 20th. I get bored a lot. I like wolves a lot :3. I use ':3' a lot too. I love Adventure Time, The Interwebz, MLP:FiM, Food, Video games (especially Portal 1 and 2), Christian Novelli (That guy up there that not many people know. YOU SHOULD KNOW HIM. Check him out, he's awesome!), and a whole lot of other shizzle that isn't really important. If you wanna know more just ask me! I know a lot of weird people. (Yes I'm talking about you Allyson. You know who you are.)

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chaosismagic*
posted a quote
September 11, 2013 6:34pm UTC

ONE NIGHT AND, ONE MORE TIME,
THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES,
EVEN THOUGH THEY WEREN'T SO GREAT...

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chaosismagic*
posted a quote
September 7, 2013 12:43pm UTC

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird.
One day two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love.
-Dr. Seuss

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chaosismagic*
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August 24, 2013 9:25am UTC

IM BORED! LET'S DO A MUSIC QUIZ!
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, ETC.)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool...
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Opening Credits: Little Talks ~ Of Monsters and Men
Waking Up: Too Close ~ Alex Clare
First Day of School: Hello, How are you? ~ Hoehoe-P (Sung by Hatsune Miku)
Falling in Love: Galaxies ~ Owl City
Fight Song: Kocchi Muite Baby ~ Hatsune Miku
Breaking Up: Just The Way You Are (Skrillex Remix) ~ Bruno Mars
Studying/Working: Blackout ~ Wretch 32
Life: S.O.S. ~ Rihanna
Mental Breakdown: Heart Attack ~ Demi Lovato
Sunny Day: United State of Pop ~ DJ Earworm
Rainy Day: Don't Trust Me ~ 3OH!3
Party/Dance Music: Young Volcanoes ~ Fall Out Boy
Sleeping/Dreaming: Generosity ~ Sim Gretina
Nightmares: Rock That Body (Skrillex Remix) ~ Black Eyed Peas
Flashback: Love is in Bloom (Archie Remix)
Wedding: Natually (DJ Kimbo Trance Remix) ~ SelenaGomez
Birth of a child: Drunk ~ Ed Sheeran
Final Battle: Lego House ~ Ed Sheeran
Death Scene: d.licious ~ d.notive
Funeral Song: DNA ~ Little Mix
End Credits: Run ~ Amy Macdonald
*Looks up* ...I have very strange music tastes. Why are some of them Japanese? *Shrugs*

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chaosismagic*
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 10:28am UTC

Aaaaand, there's a Kidz Bop version of "Thrift Shop" now.
Well, I've had a good life.

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posted a quote
June 19, 2013 6:44pm UTC

Puttin' my defences up
'C A U S E I D O N ' T W A N N A F A L L I N L O V E , [x] [x] [x]
⇨IF I EVER DID THAT,
I THINK I'D♥HAVE
A HEART ATTACK

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chaosismagic*
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 7:13am UTC

Some people are like
SLINKIES
Basically useless...
But it's so
amusing to watch them
fall down the stairs.

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chaosismagic*
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 6:54am UTC

________________________________
Please may I borrow your pen?
I need to stab you in the eye :)

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chaosismagic*
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April 2, 2013 5:47am UTC

"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere."
-Groucho Marx

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chaosismagic*
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 4:00am UTC

I remember the days when:
We had to use WWW. to get to other webpages.

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chaosismagic*
posted a quote
March 23, 2013 9:14am UTC

You know there's global warming when it's snowing in March.

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chaosismagic*
posted a quote
March 23, 2013 8:28am UTC

Pregnancy is basically 'Humanception'.

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chaosismagic*
posted a quote
March 23, 2013 8:23am UTC

SOON SHE'S GONNA FIND STEALING OTHER PEOPLE'S
TOYS ON THE PLAYGROUND WON'T MAKE YOU MANY FREINDS.

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chaosismagic*
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 5:21am UTC

What's up with Disney princesses getting animals to do their work for them?
Really. All they do is open their window, call their 'animal friends', and then all sorts of cute-looking woodland creatures burst though windows and doors and start cleaning while the princess just dances around singing a song and looking pretty.
WHY CAN'T I DO THAT?
I why can't I just sing out of my window and get animals to like....clean my room or wash my dishes?
Isn't that animal cruelty anyway?
Have you ever watched the movie 'Enchanted?'
In real life, aren't woodland animals scared of humans?
DO THOSE PRINCESSES USE MAGIC OR SOMETHING? I don't know.
Anyway, I tried opening my window and singing and a man just asked me if my house was on fire. -_-
So it doesn't work and I'm going to have to do everything myself. Jeez, it's 2013.
WE SHOULD HAVE ROBOTS IN EVERY HOME BY NOW.

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chaosismagic*
posted a quote
February 6, 2013 3:45pm UTC

I hate having a cold and not being able to taste food.
-_-

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chaosismagic*
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 3:49pm UTC

I do CRAY CRAY things when I'm bored.

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chaosismagic*
posted a quote
January 22, 2013 4:51pm UTC

Shine bright like a-
NO.

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chaosismagic*
posted a quote
January 20, 2013 10:57am UTC

KIDZ BOP
Can you not?