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  1. jtcozzy jtcozzy
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 8:19pm UTC
    me) ok thanks dad. <3
    dad) what is that? a butt with a cone?

  2. pluto* pluto*
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 7:55pm UTC
    Uh oh!
    Are you sexy and do you know it?
    Yes
    No

  3. braziliansoccerbabe11 braziliansoccerbabe11
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2011 8:26am UTC
    that status was so about me.
    you're just to cowardly to write my name on it.


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  5. peacex3jenn peacex3jenn
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2011 8:15am UTC
    do you think it hurts when you like someone, but they don't like you back?
    try being the other person. it hurts knowing you're breaking someone's heart.
    & i think thats 'him'...

  6. livelifetothemax livelifetothemax
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2011 8:17am UTC
    freak: wanna talk dirty or normal?;)
    me: dirty;)
    freak: aw yeah, you go first babe;)
    me: well, um one time, I fell in a pool of mud.
    I GOT PRETTY DIRTY.

  7. Devon5111 Devon5111
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2011 8:02am UTC
    Heal my heart and make it clean
    Open up my eyes to the things unseen.
    hand in hand heart in heart.
    life is a big piece of art.
    chose your canvas and your brush.
    let the world see you for you.

  8. XxKJ23xX XxKJ23xX
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 5:57pm UTC
    What Women
    should know:
    a man who truly loves you
    will never let you go.
    no matter how hard the situation is.
    What men
    should know:
    a woman who truly loves you
    will be angry with you for so many things
    but will stick around.

  9. Too_Much_Love Too_Much_Love
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 5:53pm UTC
    "the scares of your love, they leave me breathless."
    "i can't help feeling.."
    "WE COULD'VE HAD IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL!"
    "ROLLING IN THE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!"

  10. xWhoxOwnsxMyxHeart xWhoxOwnsxMyxHeart
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 5:34pm UTC
    ♥♥♥♥♥
    ...And now I am sure, that every. single. guy. i know
    is a douche bag.. </3
    ♥♥♥♥♥

  11. LoveThatWasLost LoveThatWasLost
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 5:34pm UTC
    Today I saw a quote that looked like this:
    99 % of guys are hot
    the other 1% go to my school.
    Do you know I snobby that sounds? Maybe those guys have the
    Sweetest personalities.
    Think before you judge.

  12. Wow_1 Wow_1
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 4:35pm UTC
    You know you're a witty addict when you highlight every empty space you see.
    Clever b*tch ;)

  13. KodacJason KodacJason
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 3:04pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  14. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 4:15pm UTC
    If you ever leave me baby,
    leave some morphine at my door. ♥


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  17. lexiboo lexiboo
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 11:33pm UTC
    I made a wish at 11:11 and it wasn't about him.

  18. ninjaunicorn ninjaunicorn
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 11:33pm UTC
    Smile :] you deserve to!

  19. GoDgAvEmEyOu GoDgAvEmEyOu
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 11:33pm UTC
    Format by XxprettixX
    Love is a Cycle:
    When you LOVE, you get hurt.
    When you get HURT, you love.
    When you HATE, you try to forget.
    When you try to forget, you start missing.
    And When you start MISSING....
    you'll eventually FALL inlove again.

  20. xoaleahhxo132 xoaleahhxo132
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 11:33pm UTC
    so at 11:11 on 11.11.11. me and my crush made a wish together on skype. i asked him what his was about and he said basketball. my wish =wasted.
    FML.

:)

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