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xCurlyCuedx
posted a quote
February 26, 2012 8:43pm UTC

And now, to a subject very dear to me,
G A Y M A R R I A G E .
Or, as I like to call it,
M A R R I A G E .
You know, because this afternoon, I had lunch.
Not gay lunch.
I parked my car:
I didn't GAY PARK it.

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xCurlyCuedx
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February 16, 2012 11:31pm UTC

What doesn't kill me, makes me stronger.
FALSE.
IF YOU GET SHOT IN THE LEG AND ARE CONFINED TO A WHEELCHAIR, ARE YOU STONGER?

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xCurlyCuedx
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February 16, 2012 11:25pm UTC

THE GUY'S DICTIONARY:
HOW TO TELL IF A GIRL LIKES YOU:
-Girl is trying to touch her elbows to bellybutton, causing serious boobage:
GIRL LIKES YOU.
-Girl has arms crossed over chest, hiding all boobage:
GIRL DOES NOT LIKE YOU.
-Girl is standing normally:
GIRL WANTS TO 'JUST BE FRIENDS'.
-Girl has an extra sharp fork aimed at your jugular:
QUIT STARING AT MY CHEST, YOU PIECE OF SH*T!

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xCurlyCuedx
posted a quote
February 16, 2012 11:15pm UTC

1
Oh jeez, you guys. I just can't handle all this popularity.

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xCurlyCuedx
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February 15, 2012 11:06pm UTC

Diary Of A Dumb Blonde:
Jan: Took a scarf back to the store for being too tight.
Feb: Fired from the pharmacy job for failing to print the labels. Hellloooo! Bottles don't fit in typewriters!
Mar: Got really excited- finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months -it said '2-4 years'!
Apr: Trapped on an escalator for hours- the power went out!
May: Tried to make Kool-Aid- wrong instructions- a cup of water won't fit into those tiny packets!
Jun: Tried to waterski- couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Jul: Lost breast stroke swimming contest- learned later the other swimmers cheated- they used their arms!
Aug: Locked out of my car- car swamped because the soft-top was down.
Sep: The capital of California is 'C'...right?
Oct: Hate Smarties- they're so hard to peel!
Nov: Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days- instructions said 1 hour per pound -I weigh 108!
Dec: Couldn't call 911- there's no 11 on the phone keys!

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xCurlyCuedx
posted a quote
February 10, 2012 11:05pm UTC

Yellow ♥
Chapter 4: Skye
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Waiting for the bus in the pouring rain was wonderful.
Normally, when it rained, it was gray and
depressing, but today,
it made me think of how the water was washing away imperfections in the earth,
making it new again.
I stared up at the clouds with that thought in my head.
It made me smile and laugh.
If the world and earth was constantly changing, how do you adapt?
The answer was obvious.
You didn't.
The white flower woven into my hair was limp already, looking tired.
The poor thing.
All most as a reflex, without looking down, I reached up unconsiously and took the flower
in both my hands,
cradling it carefully.
"Hey!" called a sudden voice.
My head lowered slowly from the sky.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Note: Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, but about learning how to dance in the rain and Skye Kingsley knows this better than anyone.

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xCurlyCuedx
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February 9, 2012 10:50pm UTC

Yellow ♥
Chapter 3: Griffin
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Desperately speeding down the road toward Bridge High, I was suddenly stopped by a red light,
the Toyota in front of me slowing to a stop.
Outside, it was pouring rain.
Casting my gaze in either direction, I stopped abruptly.
At the bus stop on the corner, stood a girl, not 10 feet away.
She had long, pale wavy hair and wore a
knee-length black-and-white dress
with a white belt cinched at
her waist, a
big white flower in her hair
and flat black shoes with little white bows
at the toe.
And she was drenched.
Completely soaked, her dress hanging limp and the
flower heavy with rain water.
But, she made no attempt to keep the rain off of her or to keep dry.
She didn't even put her hands up to fend off the rampaging torrent of raindrops.
Her face was turned upwards, gazing at the sky
with huge eyes.
And she was smiling the biggest, whitest, most beautiful, most genuine smile I'd ever seen.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Note: Meet Skye! ;D
Skye: http://browse.deviantart.com/photography/?q=smiling girl&order=9&offset=48#/d2spp3j
Griffin: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lli3azaiCI1qksg9oo1_500.jpg

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xCurlyCuedx
posted a quote
February 9, 2012 10:13pm UTC

Yellow ♥
Chapter 2: Griffin
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The loud, droning beep of my alarm clock drove me out of bed, groggy and almost passing out.
I trudged into the bathroom across the hall from my bedroom and got in the shower.
Stepping out after lather-ing, rinsing, and repeating, I ran my
fingers through my spiky, dark hair.
I was still tired, but the cold water made me at least
able to keep my eyes open.
Turning my gaze on the digital clock, I automatically freaked.
7:45?!
Did I sleep through my alarm or something?
Dashing across the short distance to
my room, I threw on baggy jeans and a dark gray hoodie, snatching phone and car keys from
the bedstand.
Running out the door, but feeling a lack of weight on my back, I turned back,
grabbed my drawstring bag from the bedpost.
Flying down the hall and the stairs, I caught the smell of bacon from the
kitchen.
"Griffin? Would you like some breakfast?" called my mother's voice.
"I can't, Mom," I yelled back. "I'm going to be late for class if I don't leave now. Sorry!"
I grabbed the doorknob as she replied,
"Have a good day, honey! I love you!"
"Love you, too, Mom!"
I bounded out the door and leapt into the old Mustang.
Starting the engine, I sped away.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Note: Blerg herg merp a derp. :)

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xCurlyCuedx
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February 9, 2012 9:45pm UTC

Yellow ♥
Chapter 1: Griffin
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Expecting the unexpected in the first way to survive life.
That was my philosopy for everything.
Either do that or you'd get knocked down at every impasse.
At school, I was a 'cool guy' because of my indifference about most things.
At home, I was a 'quiet protector' because of my tendency to
protect my little sister from any problems.
Anywhere else, I was that 'mysterious' guy that got glances from every girl I happened to be around.
Which, in turn, led to them looking to their friends and saying,
'Oh, my Gawwwwd, you guys. That guy over there is totally hawwtt.'
To which they would reply, after glancing at me, as well,
'Oh, my Gawwwwwwwdd, you're so right.'
Annoyed the hell out of me.
So, I'd block out their high-pitched giggling by putting my earphones and totally zoning out.
That was the routine.
For a long time.
Then, I met someone different.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Note: Yeah, uh, suddenly inspired for a different story. Here it is!

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xCurlyCuedx
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February 9, 2012 8:11pm UTC

I'm sick of this.
Really sick of this.
I'm totally not interested in all of this.
I don't care about Ashton What's-His-Face or Demi What's-Her-Face.
I don't care about Justin Bieber's car.
I don't care about his money.
I don't care about his hair or his girlfriend or his glasses or his pants and I can't stress enough about how much I don't care about his music.
I don't care about Kim Kardashian's fashion line.
I don't care about her marriage and I don't care about her divorce.
I'm sick of the media making billions of dollars building people up only to make billions more tearing them down a few years later.
I don't care about the latest iPhone or the latest 9,000 iPhone apps.
I don't care about the X Factor.
I don't care about American Idol.
In fact, I resent American Idol for promoting the idea that music should be assembled and performed with the goal of having millions of consumers like it rather than an art form for people who actually have something to express.
There's a reason someone invented the word 'alienate'.
There's a reason someone invented the word 'misanthrope'.
Maybe I was born way too early or way too late.
There seems to be a program your supposed to go along with and I have no interest in going along with it.
I am sick of this.
Really SICK OF THIS.

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xCurlyCuedx
posted a quote
February 7, 2012 10:09pm UTC

FACE FULL O' MAKEUP: "I wish you didn't wear so much makeup. You'd be so pretty without it!"
'NATURAL' MAKEUP: "See? I told you you'd look so pretty without makeup!"
NO MAKEUP: "You look weird. Are you sick?"

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xCurlyCuedx
posted a quote
February 7, 2012 10:01pm UTC

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES
ϟ
THIS IS MY LAST HORCRUX

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xCurlyCuedx
posted a quote
February 7, 2012 9:55pm UTC

Imagine a city where
graffiti and streetart
wasn't illegal,
a city where everybody
could draw wherever they
liked. Where every street
was awash with a million
colors and little
phrases. Imagine a city
like that and stop
leaning against
the wall-
it's wet.
♥

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xCurlyCuedx
posted a quote
February 7, 2012 9:46pm UTC

50 Cent
got shot and
still whines about it
on stage.
Theodore Roosevelt
got shot mid-speech
and didn't leave the stage
until
he finished.

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xCurlyCuedx
posted a quote
February 7, 2012 9:39pm UTC

I know that I'm not
all that you want,
but maybe,
I just thought,
if I try to be better,
you'll try to be worse.
♥

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xCurlyCuedx
posted a quote
February 7, 2012 9:27pm UTC

Boy: Would you like to be the sun of my life?
Girl: Aww, of course!
Boy: Okay, STAY 92,955,887.6 MILES AWAY FROM ME!
Girl: ...

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xCurlyCuedx
posted a quote
February 7, 2012 9:23pm UTC

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xCurlyCuedx
posted a quote
February 7, 2012 9:14pm UTC

Dentist:
So, how was your weekend?
Patient:
Oh, well-
Dentist:
*proceeds to shove hands in mouth*
Patient:
-DURHLSLURBABALDKASUALAJSIAUSAKCNNAODOAUQJKFLURHDURH.
Dentist:
Ah, yes. Very interesting.

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xCurlyCuedx
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January 23, 2012 5:37pm UTC

Koala: What do you mean 'I'm not a bear'?
...
The hell is a MARSUPIAL?

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xCurlyCuedx
posted a quote
January 21, 2012 4:47pm UTC

How other people flirt:
So..you wanna go out sometime? ;)
How I flirt:
YOUR FACE. I LIKE THAT SH*T.

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