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  1. girlnextdoor1456 girlnextdoor1456
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2009 2:00pm UTC
    Answering machine message #10
    [Note the spelling in this one!]
    After the tone, please leave a massage--my shoulders really could use it, and, what? You're only supposed to leave a MESSAGE? Darn....
    continue series?

  2. girlnextdoor1456 girlnextdoor1456
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2009 3:24am UTC
    Answering machine message #5
    Twinkle, Twinkle little star, bet your wondering where we are?
    Well, put your mouth up to the phone
    And leave us a message for when we get home.
    And if you can make your message Rhyme,
    We'll call you back in half the time!!!!!

  3. girlnextdoor1456 girlnextdoor1456
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2009 4:23pm UTC
    Answering machine message #1
    Sing Barney (the purple dinosaur):
    I'll call you, cause you called me. We're the ______ family. So leave your
    name and number at the tone. Sorry that we're not at home.
    should I do a series?

  4. Marissax3 Marissax3
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2009 10:07pm UTC
    at the mall(:
    with [[names here]].
    text us! [[number here]].
    studying/homework.
    (feel free to distract me].
    *texts&calls are great.
    going to the park![;
    here with [[names here]].
    you should come !
    -so call/text.
    taking a shower. text or IM me?
    phones not waterproof, so it will take a while to respond[;
    watching TV. <3
    text/im.
    *_i'll only respond on commercials[;
    hangingoutwiththebesties♥♥
    call, text. be back later.
    be back later.
    sleeepoverr.
    with the best!
    call or text us(:


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. iN_tHe_ClouDs_xo iN_tHe_ClouDs_xo
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2009 11:14am UTC
    This Quote is black and white.
    ____(thank you caption obvious)
    But you don’t know why.
    It’s because.
    >some quotes get rated<
    Because they are >> ________
    Beautiful .
    I guess they are kind of like people that way.
    Some people are popular all their life.
    J u s t b e c a u s e t h e y a r e p r e t t y .
    But this quote is showing.
    You don’t have to have beautiful
    &+ popular
    To be loved.

  7. jjsgirl05 jjsgirl05
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2009 11:01pm UTC
    !and i always write..
    those little hearts in my notebooks.
    but you never catch me.
    (:

  8. x0xkaiiittt24x0x x0xkaiiittt24x0x
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2009 8:05pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  9. xxkaslowxx xxkaslowxx
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2009 5:14pm UTC
    #1 way to freak people out in an elevator!
    sit in the corner of the elevator, and hold your head stressfully, and say quietly:
    'The doctor said you aren't real ! What do you want ?!'
    [watch as people try to get out as soon as possible....]

  10. gabbylicious2014 gabbylicious2014 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2009 4:23pm UTC
    & guess what ?
    I looked perfect today,
    ...
    And guess what else?!
    He was absent.

  11. emherzi emherzi
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2009 4:38pm UTC
    Today at my school, we had a lock down drill
    to prepare for any intruders. We had to lock the door and sit quietly in the corner for ten minutes. About half way through, the door bursts open and my principal dressed in a Darth Vader suit shouts, "Fools, I have a spare key!" and runs out. It was the single most frightening yet thrilling experience of my life.
    MLIA

  12. holly_gurl_8 holly_gurl_8
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2009 5:33pm UTC
    I'm The Kind Of Girl That...
    searches the whole for her cell phone when...
    [[its in her pocket.]]
    Walks home from school and then...
    [[realizes she drove to school that day]]
    Put the "shampoo" in her hair and then notices...
    [[that was body wash.]]
    &* spends an hour doing all of her h.w & then remembers...
    [[she only had to do the odds.]]
    Oh Well.
    remake of my old quote.

  13. jacquelenexo518 jacquelenexo518
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2009 8:19pm UTC
    you'r e n o t p i n n o c h i o ; ;
    lying isn't gonna make "it" bigger

  14. xemthestrangex xemthestrangex
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2009 3:43pm UTC
    Tonight, I was listening to the r a d i o on my way home.
    " H e a r t l e s s " by Kanye West came on.
    A f e w s e c o n d s i n t o t h e s o n g , t h e D J s t o p p e d i t a n d s a i d ,
    "just kidding!" and proceeded to play
    "You BeLonG with Me" bY TaYLor Swift.
    T h i s m a d e m y w h o l e d a y .
    -MLIA

  15. RadioactiveDating RadioactiveDating
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2009 4:56pm UTC
    i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral.
    " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute... but michael
    jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
    lmaoo, facebook<3

  16. sUDZ sUDZ
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2009 8:47pm UTC
    If a guy compliments your shirt,
    He's really saying he likes the way your boobs look in that shirt
    If a guy compliments xxxxxx your pants,
    h e l i k e s y o u r a s s
    If he compliments ( y o u r s h o e s )
    well hun, he's gay.
    omggg all minee (:
    so proud of myself for coming up with it !!!!
    yay (: !!!

  17. torryecurbstompxO torryecurbstompxO
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2009 6:22pm UTC
    maybe, my heart didn't really skip a beat...
    maybe the sparkle in your eye, was just the sun reflecting weird.
    maybe the butterflies were the fact; that i just didn't have breakfast that morning.
    & maybe;
    i thought it was love. // ♥
    all mine!
    please give credit
    if you take/use this.
    thanks, it took a long
    time. (:

  18. thatgirlonwitty thatgirlonwitty
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2009 6:27pm UTC
    and it's these things that make me w_o_n_d_e_r,
    how much longer I can keep doing this

  19. hurleygirl1996 hurleygirl1996
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2009 6:43pm UTC
    { I T H I N K T H E R E A S O N W H Y }
    we hold on to something so tight for so long,
    is because we fear something so great will
    x ♥ x never happen again. x ♥ x

  20. applejacks10000 applejacks10000
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2009 9:34pm UTC
    You're terribly insecure.
    If you only knew all the ( pain ) you put her through, you'd never be able to get up
    in the morning. You knew how she left about you, but that [ didn't ] seem to change
    a thing. But what's really sad about you is that you ignored her; didn't say 2 words
    to her. How does that make you feel, » knowing « what you do hurts her so much?
    If it was me, I wouldn't be able to {{ live with myself. }} It's horrible, the feeling, I
    mean. ( ( M_i_s_s_i_n_g ) ) someone so much; they could be right next to you or
    thousands of miles away, knowing they'll > never < see you more than that person
    who loves you.

:)

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