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waitingforyourtouch
posted a quote
May 1, 2012 4:14pm UTC

Am I the only one??
who wants to die,
be dead for like a day,
see how everyone reacts,
then come back to life.

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DinosaurEatYou
posted a quote
May 15, 2011 6:07pm UTC

i saw a baby;
wearing a shirt saying; "Santa doesn't
exist, but that's okay, caus I can't read."

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badwolf*
posted a quote
September 29, 2011 4:34pm UTC

♥ this and your nose will automatically
itch

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foreverxtogether
posted a quote
July 12, 2010 11:09am UTC

click to see this quote

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musicXisXsoulXX
posted a quote
April 19, 2012 8:17pm UTC

-finished first page of test-
*flips paper over loudly so everyone knows i'm ahead of them*

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Yankeelover2
posted a quote
April 6, 2012 5:11pm UTC

Yoga pants,
are a push-up bra
For your butt. ♥

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lovesummer122
posted a quote
April 10, 2012 3:32pm UTC

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

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Hayliebruss4156
posted a quote
April 10, 2012 3:56pm UTC

K.
K? K what? The letter before L, the letter after J? Did you know that in JK, K stands for "Kidding". So your reply is "Kidding"? Or K as in Potassium? Do you need some Special K in breakfast? K, as in I can K/O you? Can I knock you out and feed you to sharks? Sharks has a K in it

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DariannaMandii
posted a quote
March 23, 2012 9:34am UTC

That one kid,
That keeps us entertained, by arguing with the teacher :D
[♥]

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Melisaa
posted a quote
March 23, 2012 7:40am UTC

Awkward moment when...
You look up from your phone,
And the person you've been following around
at the supermarket,
Isn't your mum.

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horseygirl101
posted a quote
March 21, 2012 7:38pm UTC

M-massachutes
C-child
A-abuse
S-system

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Naturegirlxx3
posted a quote
March 21, 2012 3:29pm UTC

Fave if your birthday is between January 1st- December 31st♥

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sweethugs4u2
posted a quote
March 20, 2012 8:05pm UTC

12,223,755,768,779,7654,345,234
...
Most people are too lazy to read this number
Fav if you're one of them

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xmccarthy31x
posted a quote
March 20, 2012 9:36pm UTC

can boys get their periods too are are you just naturally this bipolar?.

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IAmOnlyMe
posted a quote
March 19, 2012 4:43pm UTC

Trying to Drink Like A Dog
and thinking "how the fudge do they do this?"
♥

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Little Wolf*
posted a quote
July 21, 2010 9:32pm UTC

Only ninjas can read this quote.
Congratulations. If you're reading this, you're a ninja.
To prove your dedication to the ninja society, please
favourite this quote, and let the non-ninjas wonder as
to why this has so many favourites. NINJAS RULE

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Taylor3
posted a quote
March 8, 2012 1:33pm UTC

Good friends don't let you do stupid things......... ALONE!!

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KatyMalfoy
posted a quote
July 9, 2011 11:42pm UTC

for a very short period of
time, you were the
youngest person in the
world.
mind = blown.
omgthatssotrue.tumblr.com

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Jade672
posted a quote
December 2, 2011 7:52pm UTC

Year 2392
Child: "Mommy I can't sleep!"
Mother: "Don't worry darling. Lay down as I sing you this ancient lullaby passed down through gernerations.
Mother: " Party rock is in the house tonight. Everybody just have a good time.."

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iLoveBatman
posted a quote
March 15, 2012 8:48pm UTC

It's not Jason Derulo it's;
JAAASSSOONNN
DERRUULLOOOO.
with tone.

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