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iLoveBatman

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Member Since: 3 Nov 2011 09:14pm

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iLoveBatman
posted a quote
April 15, 2012 5:02pm UTC

You won't find the right one,
If you don't let go of the wrong one.

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iLoveBatman
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April 15, 2012 4:22pm UTC

My definition of "idgaf"
is " I Don't Give Away Food",!
nmf

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iLoveBatman
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April 6, 2012 9:26pm UTC

People change,
Memories
Don't

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iLoveBatman
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April 4, 2012 9:05pm UTC

from far away they looked like toms but sadly upclose they were bobs
-Not my format

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iLoveBatman
posted a quote
March 16, 2012 3:59pm UTC

I swear he's cute hang on
Let me find a better picture.
Not My Format

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iLoveBatman
posted a quote
March 16, 2012 12:21pm UTC

It's not that I hate you,
It's like uh, let's put it this way:
If you were on fire and I had water,
a I would probably drink the water.
-Not my format

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iLoveBatman
posted a quote
March 16, 2012 12:00am UTC

Nice tan, whats your race?
carrot?

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iLoveBatman
posted a quote
March 15, 2012 8:48pm UTC

It's not Jason Derulo it's;
JAAASSSOONNN
DERRUULLOOOO.
with tone.

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iLoveBatman
posted a quote
March 15, 2012 4:11pm UTC

Mary had a little lamb
And the doctor fainted.

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iLoveBatman
posted a quote
March 15, 2012 3:27pm UTC

The party don't start Till I login..

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iLoveBatman
posted a quote
March 15, 2012 3:23pm UTC

Adele: i set fire to the rain!
Spongebob: LOL, please. I make campfires underwater.
Not my format

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iLoveBatman
posted a quote
March 15, 2012 2:41pm UTC

Mom: Money doesn't grow on trees!
Me:Whats money made out of
Mom: Paper
Me: and wheres that come from

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iLoveBatman
posted a quote
March 15, 2012 2:37pm UTC

Nerd?
I prefer the term:
More intelligent than you.

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iLoveBatman
posted a quote
March 15, 2012 2:23pm UTC

-----------------------
tif you watch an Apple store
get robbed are you an
iWitness?her.
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iLoveBatman
posted a quote
December 16, 2011 11:20pm UTC

i can really fly.. just not in public.

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iLoveBatman
posted a quote
November 25, 2011 2:23pm UTC

That akward moment when a fat kid says thats how I roll.

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iLoveBatman
posted a quote
November 23, 2011 10:09pm UTC

I hate it when im partners
with a short person.It makes me feel like
a giant..

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iLoveBatman
posted a quote
November 23, 2011 7:31pm UTC

I wish my grades would smoke weed
so they would be higher

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