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1. wittyfreak136
   posted a quote
   December 18, 2012 5:53pm UTC
   Be who you are & say what you feel,
   because those who mind don't matter,
   and those who matter don't mind.
   -D r . S u e s s. ♥
   
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2. wittyfreak136
   posted a quote
   December 11, 2012 10:56pm UTC
   School: please get a full night of sleep
   School: but don't forget to do 485476 hours of sleep
   School: and study for tests
   School: be a well rounded student by joining clubs
   School: and participating in sports so you don't come home till 6pm
   School: don't be late for school
   School: but make sure you eat a full meal in the morning
   School: kids need a balanced diet
   School: here, eat cardboard with red paint. it's called 'pizza'
   School: if you don't type and double space your paper i'm not counting it
   School: but don't use the internet while doing homework
   
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3. wittyfreak136
   posted a quote
   December 11, 2012 9:15pm UTC
   THE FEELINGS I HAVE FOR YOU,
   I CAN'T EXPLAIN.
   I SWEAR YOU'RE EVERYTHING I NEED,
   & THAT WON'T CHANGE. ♥
   -NMF/NMQ
   
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4. wittyfreak136
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   November 26, 2012 4:50pm UTC
   but,
   SHE WON'T LOVE YOU LIKE I WOULD.
   ♥
   
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5. wittyfreak136
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   November 26, 2012 4:38pm UTC
   Conversation I overheard in English class.
   Teacher: You smell like fruit.
   Male student: Sir, do you wanna eat me?
   
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6. wittyfreak136
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   November 14, 2012 10:24pm UTC
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7. wittyfreak136
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   November 14, 2012 9:43pm UTC
   Doesn't matter how old you are.
   You will always check out the toy part of the store.
   
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8. wittyfreak136
   posted a quote
   November 13, 2012 9:44pm UTC
   FORGETTING TO STUDY FOR A TEST,
   so you prepare yourself for failure.
   
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9. wittyfreak136
   posted a quote
   November 11, 2012 4:27am UTC
   HAPPY
   REMEMERANCE
   DAY.
   FOR THE SOLDIERS THAT HAVE ONE DAY OF REMEMBERING,
   WHEN THEY SHOULD HAVE EVERYDAY.
   Thank you.
   nmf
   
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10. wittyfreak136
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    October 29, 2012 7:22pm UTC
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11. wittyfreak136
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    October 21, 2012 10:29pm UTC
    KAYLA I'M LATE
    Did you have sexxx?
    NOPE.
    I'M HOLDING THE NEXT BABY JESUS
    
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12. wittyfreak136
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2012 9:51pm UTC
    My inspiration is Peter Pan.
    Because he was wise, and
    didn't want to grow up. ♥
    nmf
    
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13. wittyfreak136
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    October 14, 2012 5:22pm UTC
    You're pretty from afar,
    but far from pretty♥
    
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14. wittyfreak136
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    October 14, 2012 1:21pm UTC
    *Friend meets my parents*
    Friend: your parents are so nice!
    Me: yeah it's because you're here
    
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15. wittyfreak136
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    October 6, 2012 5:33pm UTC
    What's so scary about the end? Maybe it's just another beginning. I always wanted a new start.
    
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16. wittyfreak136
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2012 3:33pm UTC
    ♥ I'm sorry if you don't like me, but I don't plan on changing for
    anybody.
    nmf.it is. I like it. :)
    
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17. wittyfreak136
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    September 4, 2012 3:22pm UTC
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18. wittyfreak136
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2012 3:18pm UTC
    Our problem is not that we trust,
    our problem is that we trust the wrong people.
    
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19. wittyfreak136
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    September 2, 2012 1:06pm UTC
    when your phone falls
    You: No big deal.
    when your food falls
    You: NOOOOOO!
    
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20. wittyfreak136
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    September 2, 2012 12:31pm UTC
    I wish I was pretty, like her.
    
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