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wittyfreak136
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 1:20am UTC

I'm kind of sort of really worthless.

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wittyfreak136
posted a quote
January 22, 2013 4:08pm UTC

Plot Twist: there's a guy on witty trying to pretend to be a girl.

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wittyfreak136
posted a quote
January 22, 2013 7:13am UTC

When I first started Witty, I thought I was so funny. Now looking back, I realize how much of a lie I'd been telling myself all those years.

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wittyfreak136
posted a quote
January 20, 2013 6:31pm UTC

I want a hug.
But not just a normal hug. No. I want one of those
pick-me-up-off-my-feet-squeeze-me-tight-spin-me-around
hurts-my-tummy-but-still-makes-me-smile-leaves-me
breathless-gives-me-butterflies-makes-me-giggle-stupidly
kind of hug.

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wittyfreak136
posted a quote
January 20, 2013 6:24pm UTC

That Awkward Moment
when you shout out the wrong answer in front of the class with confidence.

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wittyfreak136
posted a quote
January 14, 2013 5:54pm UTC

I hate it when people ask what's new.
It just reminds me of the life I don't have.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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wittyfreak136
posted a quote
January 14, 2013 5:49pm UTC

WE MEET A THOUSAND PEOPLE,
Every single day,
and there's a miliion reasons, why you shouldn't stay.♥

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wittyfreak136
posted a quote
January 14, 2013 5:46pm UTC

We're one in infinity.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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wittyfreak136
posted a quote
January 2, 2013 3:34am UTC

Medicine Label:
Will reduce headache.
Warning: Can cause fatigue, nausea,
rashing, sore throat, coughing, sneezing,
seizures, hallucinations, schizophrenia,
blindness, liver/kidney/any other important part of your body system failure and disfunction, and possible
death.
Seems legit.

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wittyfreak136
posted a quote
January 2, 2013 3:19am UTC

Sorry, but your password
Must contain: a number, a capital letter, your left arm, the entire alphabet backwards, a pint of blood, and a symbol, 4-18 characters long.

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wittyfreak136
posted a quote
January 2, 2013 3:03am UTC

me: i actually look good in this picture.
me: *looking at it*
me: *still looking at it*
me: never mind...

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wittyfreak136
posted a quote
December 31, 2012 8:38pm UTC

I don't want anyone knowing anything about me that I didn't choose to tell them.

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wittyfreak136
posted a quote
December 31, 2012 8:35pm UTC

I just want to spend an entire day with you and not go anywhere. I want to lay around all day watching Disney movies and laughing. I want to have popcorn fights and I want you to randomely tickle me to the point where I can't talk anymore because I'm laughing so hard.
I just want to lay around and be silly with you. ♥

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wittyfreak136
posted a quote
December 31, 2012 4:36pm UTC

ONE TIME
when I was high, I got really upset because bats eat spiders, and what if Batman came into contact with Spiderman what will happen, will Spiderman be okay?
-tumblr

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wittyfreak136
posted a quote
December 25, 2012 1:53am UTC

I wonder why when I was younger, on Christmas,
I didn't just look at the 'Made In China' sticker. ♥

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wittyfreak136
posted a quote
December 25, 2012 1:41am UTC

THIS YEAR,
I w i l l s t a y u p f o r S a n t a .

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wittyfreak136
posted a quote
December 24, 2012 3:27am UTC

That awkward moment,
when you're checking yourself out in the window of a car and then realize there is someone inside.

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wittyfreak136
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 2:32pm UTC

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wittyfreak136
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 11:58am UTC

I'm a brand new me,
I don't need you.
I've had a lot of heart breaks,
and a brand new view. ♥

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wittyfreak136
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 11:48am UTC

I DON'T HAVE AN ATTITUDE PROBLEM,
you have a problem with my attitude,
and that's not my problem.

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