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CooolStoryBro
posted a quote
July 25, 2011 10:17pm UTC

I'M CURIOUS
Click the heart, if
You've never smoked weed.
Comment if,
You have smoked weed.

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GingeNinja456
posted a quote
July 25, 2011 10:11pm UTC

Online, I pose as a male 37-year-old psychiatrist.
I've saved eight people this year from suicide.
But really, I'm a 12 year old girl.
*six billion secrets.

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jaydexox
posted a quote
July 26, 2011 4:00am UTC

m y h o m e w o r k b r i n g s al l t h e a s i a ns t o t he ya rd,
& they're like, "it wasn't that hard"

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Leeanneee
posted a quote
June 29, 2011 5:47pm UTC

Drake and Josh Quotes #23
Josh: I'm not much of an actor.
Director: Neither is Jennifer Lopez
Josh: True that.

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Leeanneee
posted a quote
June 29, 2011 5:52pm UTC

Drake and Josh Quotes #24
Mindy: You can't end a relationship with a phone call.
Drake: Duh.. I'm gonna text her!

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Leeanneee
posted a quote
June 30, 2011 8:25am UTC

Drake and Josh Quotes #30
Mailman: Package for Josh Nichols
Josh: Thanks, have a good day.
Mailman: Don't tell me what to do.

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Leeanneee
posted a quote
June 29, 2011 5:38pm UTC

Drake and Josh Quotes #21
Josh: You know I have a spastic tougue.
Drake: How many spastic parts can one person have?
Josh: Seven...

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Leeanneee
posted a quote
June 29, 2011 5:34pm UTC

Drake and Josh Quotes #20
Drake: Hey Josh come over here!
Josh: Yeah?
Drake: Check out this family picture.
Josh: What about it?
Drake: I look good.

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Leeanneee
posted a quote
June 29, 2011 5:25pm UTC

Drake and Josh Quotes #18
Drake: We have a serious gas leak at the Drake and Josh Inn.
Fat guy: Oh.. sorry I think that was me...

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Leeanneee
posted a quote
June 29, 2011 5:19pm UTC

Drake and Josh Quotes #17
Papa Nichols: *using slipper as walky-talky*
General Patton, sir. I've just been captured by two German nerds.
Eric: Oh, no no no no, sir. We're not Germans.
Papa Nichols: That's just what a German would say!

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Leeanneee
posted a quote
June 29, 2011 5:15pm UTC

Drake and Josh Quotes #16
Mindy: I think when you were a baby, your mother dropped you on your head, then fed you a bottle of stupid juice, then sucked your brain out with a vaccum.
Josh: Oh yeah... well, oh yeah.. well oh yeah?!?!
Mindy: Great comeback Josh.
Josh: OH YEAH?!?

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Leeanneee
posted a quote
June 30, 2011 3:36pm UTC

Bringin Back
Socks with sandals

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xoxo_tonight_babbii_xoxo
posted a quote
June 29, 2011 7:25pm UTC

DADDY ALWAYS TOLD ME"if boys don't like you it's because they're gay"

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Leeanneee
posted a quote
June 29, 2011 5:43pm UTC

Drake and Josh Quotes #22
Drake: Josh I'm in serious trouble!
Josh: Who's girlfriend did you hit on now..?

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Leeanneee
posted a quote
June 29, 2011 5:30pm UTC

Drake and Josh Quotes #19
Josh: This is the worst birthday ever!
Drake: Is it because you ran over Oprah?
Josh: No.. because it's a little hum-- YES IT'S BECAUSE I RAN OVER OPRAH.

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xoxocynthia
posted a quote
June 29, 2011 9:53pm UTC

Imagine
if you called a wrong number, and the person you called was a celebrity
-Hello? Mom?
-No. This is Lady Gaga.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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kaitlinsara_
posted a quote
June 29, 2011 7:53pm UTC

Cheat on me,
and I will Carrie Underwood your carr.

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monkeylove33
posted a quote
June 30, 2011 12:59pm UTC

Life isn't measured by the
amount of breaths
you take,
But by the moments that
take your breath away

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timebomb22
posted a quote
June 30, 2011 12:59pm UTC

&Tonight;
She's in her room by herself.
In a hoodie and a pair of shorts
Leaning against her wall
Clenching a pillow as tight as she can.
She has her iPod in her ears,
Playing a song that wouldn't remind her of him.
She thinks back to how everything used to be,
Thinks about everything they had.
She looks at the pictures of him and her happy together.
Tears stream down her face as she realizes
That things will never be the same.
&Tonight;
He's at a park, shooting hoops with his friends
& Keeps missing his shots.
She keeps crossing his mind.
He remembers the time he came here with her,
Where he kissed her for the first time.
Memories keep flooding back,
To the point he sits out & can't stop thinking about them.
He tried to cover it up but
Tears started to form.
He realizes how much he missed her..
But things will never be the same.
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