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  1. winnahblake winnahblake
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 6:35pm UTC
    Hannah Montana: Nobody's perfect!
    Zayn Malik: Yes I am!
    Zayn Malik: I'm perfect!
    Zayn Malik: Hater!
    Zayn Malik: Stop lying!
    Zayn Malik: Hannah Lietana!

  2. winnahblake winnahblake
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 1:40pm UTC
    we're just havin' fun, we don't care who sees. that's how it's supposed to be,
    livin' young, and wild, and freeee. ♥

  3. winnahblake winnahblake
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 8:36pm UTC
    i don't know what's right and what's real anymore
    and i don't know how i'm meant to feel anymore
    and when do you think it will all become clear?
    'cause i'm being taken over by the fear
    L i l y A l l e n.

  4. winnahblake winnahblake
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 1:17pm UTC
    I have a better chance
    of finding waldo,
    a boyfriend.. ♥

  5. winnahblake winnahblake
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 4:33am UTC
    is not just a word, it's a verb ♥

  6. winnahblake winnahblake
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 4:23am UTC
    and there ain't nothing else i need,
    baby, i got you.

  7. winnahblake winnahblake
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 11:46pm UTC
    I'm legitimately...
    true story bro.

  8. winnahblake winnahblake
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2011 5:28pm UTC
      best friendsareforright?:/

  9. winnahblake winnahblake
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2011 10:49pm UTC
    so, putting my ipod on shuffle, and putting "in my pants" after every song, here we go! :D
    Something's Missing, in my pants.
    Never Gonna Happen, in my pants.
    All I Ever Wanted Was You, in my pants.
    Ancient History, in my pants.
    I'm Yours, in my pants?
    Weightless, in my pants.
    Girls Just Want To Have Fun, in my pants.
    Parachutes, in my pants.
    Glow, in my pants.
    Never Gets Old, in my pants.
    Where You Belong, in my pants.
    hah, wow. i'm so bored. ♥

  10. winnahblake winnahblake
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2011 11:32pm UTC
    In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
    On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
    (Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
    On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
    (the shoplifter special)?
    On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
    (and that would be how???....)
    On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
    (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
    On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
    (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
    On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
    (...and you thought????...)
    On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
    (but wouldn't this save me more time)?
    On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
    (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
    On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
    (and...I'm taking this because???....)
    On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
    (as opposed to...what)?
    On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
    (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)
    On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
    (talk about a news flash)
    On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
    (Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)
    On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
    (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
    On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
    (Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
    Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.

  11. winnahblake winnahblake
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2010 7:59pm UTC
    if it's love you want then it's love i'll be.


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