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ColorMyWorld401
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January 12, 2012 9:10pm UTC

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That moment when you
think to yourself,
why did I just say that?
Format credit - RunawayRachel (:

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greekgeek1
posted a quote
January 12, 2012 4:41pm UTC

I listen to a song,
No one likes it.
2 months later…..
They all love it.

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QuQu101
posted a quote
January 12, 2012 4:29pm UTC

When normale people have to go back to school
after summer break, they say that their sleeping
schedule is going to be messed up.
me?
Well, my eating schedule is going to be messed up.

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soccer11fh
posted a quote
January 12, 2012 7:44pm UTC

Guys have friends that are girls
Because it gives them someone to talk about their feelings with.
≈♥≈
Girls have friends that are guys
Because there is soooooo much less drama.
≈♥≈

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Cutecat0413
posted a quote
January 12, 2012 3:41pm UTC

Boys say that fat is unattractive,
but last time I checked, boobs are just balls of fat♥
Format by Sandrasaurus

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mmeeker713
posted a quote
January 12, 2012 3:05pm UTC

"mom can i go to the mall?"
"ask your father."
"dad can i go to the mall?
"ask your mother."

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juliebrat99
posted a quote
January 13, 2012 3:16pm UTC

A relationship isn't a test,
So why cheat?
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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
November 22, 2011 2:46pm UTC

Admit it
When a guy gives you a compliment
You automatically think he is into you.
© ThatsSoMeee

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good2theladies295
posted a quote
November 21, 2011 7:07pm UTC

We're all mature
until someone brings out the bubble wrap
nmf

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em_gurgle14
posted a quote
November 21, 2011 8:39pm UTC

I'm so good at cooking,
even the smoke alarm
is cheering me on.

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Yankeelover2
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November 10, 2011 6:13pm UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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fool's gold*
posted a quote
November 10, 2011 6:17pm UTC

GraNDpa
Moment #1
Grandpa: So how's your bird?
Me: Uh... We have a cat...

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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foreverandalways41400
posted a quote
November 10, 2011 6:14pm UTC

Name 10 guys you know
1. Dan Kurp
2. Ryan L
3. Owen D
4. Nick I
5. Ian G
6. Evan M
7. Anthony J
8. Blake H
9. Dan Kane
10. Sean M
Would you ratherr..?
Party with 4 or 7? 7
Marry 2 or 6? 2
Kill 3 or 8? 8!
Date 9 or 10? Kill me now
Make out with 4 or 7? 7
Cuddle with 6 or 8? 6
Have kids with 4 or 5? I CANT EVEN DO THAT
Live with 1 or 9? 1 [; <33 AHHHHHH
Be stuck on an island with 1 or 5? 1!!!!
Trade lives with 1 or 8? 1
Wake up next to 4 or 7? 7 again punch me in the face :X
BEST:
Eyes? 1
Smile? 1
Face? 1
Body? 1
Butt? 0
Style? 3
Abs? IDK
A Few More Questions...
has 3 ever hurt you? nopee
Have you ever hurt 4? i wish
Who's the funniest? 2
Can you beat up 8? NOPE
When is the last time you saw 9? tuesday
Who's the smartest? 3
How long have you known 2? FOREVA
What would you do if 1 and 2 started dating? UMMM that would be super awk since thy r neighbors..
Who is 5 dating/crushing on?NO ONE
How about 7? a girf
Does 1 smell good? YESH
Who will you still be talking to in 15 years? 1 <3 we WILL be married[;

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brianrocksyoursocks123
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November 10, 2011 6:14pm UTC

When I die, my friends will go to my funeral, my good friends will cry at my funeral, but my best friend will change my Facebook status to: Chillin With Jesus. .

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NerdBird101
posted a quote
November 10, 2011 6:15pm UTC

dude, i wasn't that drunk,
Me, you took a pineapple and said,
"sponge bob i know your there!!!!"

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xxhellokittyxo
posted a quote
October 25, 2011 3:16pm UTC

There's a rumor going around that says boys are stronger then girls! Oh Please! Can u carry a 6lb baby in ur stomach for 9mths & deliver w NO pain meds? Can u cook, clean & talk on the phone @ the same time? Can u burn ur forehead with a curling iron and not complain? Can u walk all day in 5" heels? Can u cry all night then wake up the next morning like everything is okay? Remember guys, women are only helpless until their nail polish dries :) fav this if ur proud to be a woman!!!!!! *:)

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xoxoFearlessxoxo
posted a quote
October 24, 2011 3:39pm UTC

Only. 90's. Kids.
Will remember the dancing lobsters from the Amanda show.♥
Fave if you think I should do a series! of only 90's kids quotes!

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christinaaxo
posted a quote
October 24, 2011 3:13pm UTC

I never look at you
when i pass you in the hall way
because im scared
you'll see me
and think
"ew, shes ugly."

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