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I Am ayla NerdBird101 and im from pheonix i love one direction :) i know all the inside jokes, lyrics to all the songs my room is covered with posters and one direction objects all the likes and ddislikes turn ons turn offs. names history i know what harrys and louis about formation...you think you know one direction..? how manyRs!?!?!?                                                                                  
 
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One Direction = Zayn malik Niall Horran Harry Styles Louis Tomlinson Liam Payne and Larry Stylinson <3  
  1. NerdBird101 NerdBird101
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 9:31pm UTC
    *me with my future therapist*
    Therapist: okay, now whichever word i say, say the first thing that comes to mind.. Okay
    Me: Okay
    Therapist: Food.
    Me: Carrots are food, Louis likes carrots...
    Therapist: Sleep
    Me: Zayn likes to sleep..
    Therapist: Colors
    Me: Green is the color of the Irish, Niall is Irish..
    Therapist: Birds
    Me: Liam hates Pigeons
    Therapist: Nicknames
    Me: Harry is a nickname for Harold...
    Therapist: Music
    Me: One Direction has AWESOME music
    Therapist: Beauty?
    Me: One Direcions Hit Single was "What makes you Beautiful"
    Therapist: Hate
    Me: I hate all of the girls who met/dated One Direction?
    Therapist: Marriage
    Me: I plan on marrying one of them..
    Therapist: Humor
    Me: All of the guys are HILARIOUS!!!
    Therapist: Earth
    Me: U.K is on the Earth, they have AWESOME accents
    Therapist: Hope
    Me: I have hope I'll meet One Direction one day..
    Therapist: Love
    Me: I LOVE one Direction..
    Therapist: Yep, you have Direction Infection, there's no hope for you....
    Mom: Zayn had a girlfriend??!?!?!?

  2. NerdBird101 NerdBird101
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 3:59pm UTC
    I have memorized three addresses
    Mine
    My Best friends
    P. Sherman 42 W. Wallaby way Sydney
    format by jimmy365

  3. NerdBird101 NerdBird101
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 3:51pm UTC
    Thor: I had a lot of friends at 'the barn"
    Jackson: -_-
    Thor: and a lot of cows
    Jackson:-_-
    Thor: okay, all my friends were cows....

  4. NerdBird101 NerdBird101
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    I can't take it any longer, i thought that we were stronger
    all we do is linger, slippin' through our fingers
    i don't wanna try now, all that's left is good-bye tofind a way to tell you.....
    I HATE THIS PART RIGHT HERE.........
    [<3] if u had a major flashback

  5. NerdBird101 NerdBird101
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 10:55pm UTC
    To be "old and wise".....
    You have to be "young and stupid"..

  6. NerdBird101 NerdBird101
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 10:51pm UTC
    This is what my Bff said when two girls were fighting.....
    "Ohh Drama Drama bomb go POW!!!! pass the popcorn!!!!"

  7. NerdBird101 NerdBird101
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 7:40pm UTC
    Every singer is talking about how hard it is to find love(justin Bieber)
    When they all are either married, dating, or have too many takers....

  8. NerdBird101 NerdBird101
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    Love is supposed to be closure....
    Yeah right love in the 21st century is
    heartbreak
    chocolate
    facebook/twitter
    texting
    and yelling
    Oh, and a lot of depressing Witty quotes

  9. NerdBird101 NerdBird101
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 7:33pm UTC
    Attention wittyans....
    If you're qotes writing is...
    too small
    hard to read
    yellow
    No Ones gonna read it.....Just thought you should know.....

  10. NerdBird101 NerdBird101
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    RANDOM FACT
    Pitbull says "Mr.World Wide" in every song...
    fav if you just thought of every song he wrote.

  11. NerdBird101 NerdBird101
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 7:23pm UTC
    I was watching t.v and my dads FAVORITE commercial comes on.....
    So I scream...
    "OHMYGOABBBIDAURCOMMISONNNCOMMMEEEEE"
    My dad comes running into the room screaming
    "oh, the one with the screaming pig?!"
    Love ya pops...
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  12. NerdBird101 NerdBird101
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 9:51pm UTC
    To do list....
    Stand up in the middle of class and say,
    "Guys, i have a confession to make. I'm an actress, i've been the whole school year....There are cameras everywhere. You are on the comeback season of punk'd....
    & watch their confused faces.....

  13. NerdBird101 NerdBird101
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 9:42pm UTC
    Those confos between your friends that will never be revealed to the world...
    Because if they are, Hello Mental institution....

  14. NerdBird101 NerdBird101
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 9:50pm UTC
    Here's to another year off......
    straighteners
    eyeliner
    fake smiles and shattered hope......
    Love ya 2012 -______-

  15. NerdBird101 NerdBird101
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 10:14pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  16. NerdBird101 NerdBird101
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 10:00pm UTC
    That awesome moment.
    when the song you heard on the radio is by your favorite singer...

  17. NerdBird101 NerdBird101
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 9:57pm UTC
    Did anyone else know chess was based on a fight between two kingdoms ?????
    Love confo's with my dad!!!!!!!

  18. NerdBird101 NerdBird101
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 9:54pm UTC
    I wish i had the same realationship with my uncle....
    Like skyblu & redfoo have :D

  19. NerdBird101 NerdBird101
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 9:51pm UTC
    When you're playing chess....
    5%- playing
    95%- thinking how the hell can the queen move more than the king???

  20. NerdBird101 NerdBird101
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 9:48pm UTC
    That awkward moment,
    when you can't find your name on a keychain....
    Love ya mom *__*

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