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  1. kylaz323 kylaz323
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 5:32pm UTC
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    How To Freak People Out #7
    Start taking pictures of a random person, and say really loudly, "WORK IT BABY!"
    format by neversaynever16

  2. whenthemusicends whenthemusicends
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 4:38pm UTC
    "Well, congratulations, sweetheart, you've succeeded in killing a
    placemat."
    ~Haymitch Abernathy

  3. AllTheBeautifulTimes AllTheBeautifulTimes
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 6:17pm UTC
    • i dare you to fave this. if you do, your nose will itch in 5 seconds •

  4. TeamPita TeamPita
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 6:12pm UTC
    When I Die...
    I want my last words to be:
    "I left a million dollars in the-"
    *dies*

  5. kylaz323 kylaz323
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 9:02pm UTC
    Today, my two sisters
    Got into a fight about whatever. One is 14, and the other is 8. The fourteen year old got mad and screamed,
    "SANTA CLAUS ISN'T REAL!"
    Then the eight year old got mad and yelled at the top of her lungs:
    "WELL NEITHER IS EDWARD CULLEN!"
    one of my sisters ran out crying, and I think we all know which one that is...

  6. kylaz323 kylaz323
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 9:25pm UTC
    I don't think
    I could ever stab someone,I mean let's be honest,
    I can barely get the straw through a Capri Sun


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    just because i have my headphones in
    does not mean i'm deaf.

  9. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    So I'm invisible to you now?
    Thats cool. I've always wanted a superpower.

  10. pakiprincezz4 pakiprincezz4
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 5:10pm UTC
    Only Smart People Will Get This...
    2+2= Fish
    3+3= Eight
    7+7= Triangle

    Format by: mwittym

  11. VictoriaRose88 VictoriaRose88
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    SUMMER '12
    Fave[♥] If you're excited...

  12. gopink609 gopink609
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    am i the only one that finds
    British accents sexy?


  13. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. TeamPita TeamPita
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 3:21pm UTC
    THE BAD GUY IN MOVIES: "But before I kill you, I want to tell you this really long story so you can be saved!"

  15. ✨Clueless✨* ✨Clueless✨*
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 10:37pm UTC
    "I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me wumbo. Gosh Spongebob, it's the basic study of wumbology!"Gutta love Patrick Star

  16. headingtothe_army headingtothe_army
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 3:38pm UTC
    hey guys, i'm new here...and i won't be here for long. i'm getting deployed to go to the army for 4 years. I leave tommorow morning. kinda nervous. leaving my special someone behind:*( but he knows i love him and i'll be fine, i'm doin this for the ppl who i love:) and no i didn't come here for favs or comments but I would like to get just a few. if you have a heart you will be thinking bout all of us fighting for your freedom. we don't have to do this, we are choosing too. <3 well God Bless You All! :) <3

  17. SamanthurPanthur SamanthurPanthur
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 11:10pm UTC
    Fave if...
    You don't give a
    flying fadoodle about
    One Direction
    and think that people need to get off top quotes about them.
    Witty is for quotes; Go to a freaking
    fan page!
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  18. y0ungw1ldfr33 y0ungw1ldfr33
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 5:03pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    I like music more than people.....

  19. TeamPita TeamPita
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 7:50pm UTC
    You can't buy happiness,
    But
    you can
    buy ice cream.
    And that's kind of
    the same thing.

  20. TeamPita TeamPita
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 8:16pm UTC
    How do you kill the girl on fire...you put her in an arena with water.

:)

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