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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. LexieLove LexieLove
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 11:25am UTC
    Ken: I love you!
    Barbie: ....
    Ken: Don't you love me?
    Barbie: Have you SEEN the new One Direction Dolls?

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 7:39pm UTC
    I offended you with my opinion?
    you should hear the ones that I keep to myself.

  5. hailstorm37 hailstorm37
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 11:10pm UTC
    Lick your lips 3 times
    blink once, and keep your eyes wide open until you fave this quote.
    I bet you will sneeze or yawn.

  6. whenthemusicends whenthemusicends
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 1:13pm UTC
    fav
    THIS
    IF
    YOU'RE A
    nINJA.

  7. sexy_strawberry101 sexy_strawberry101
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 11:02pm UTC
    Hey witty population!
    How do you think
    a neon blue streak
    would look
    in blonde hair?
    comment! xD

  8. Sammialexv Sammialexv
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 11:07am UTC
    favorite this quote for,
    username;
    okay⎢good⎢great⎢amazing⎢perfect⎢marry me
    profile;
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    your quotes;
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    rating;
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    i'll do them all (:

  9. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 8:28pm UTC
    If Buzz Light Year speaks Spanish in Toy Story 3,
    does he speak english in the Spanish version?

  10. rissa7373 rissa7373
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 3:40pm UTC
    Mum: Can I use your computer?
    Me: Sure.
    Me: *Deletes History*
    Me: *Logs out of every website*
    Me: *Double checks deleted History*
    Me: *Closes Chrome*
    Me: *Opens Internet Explorer*
    Me: Here you go. *stands over her shoulder entire time.*

  11. whenthemusicends whenthemusicends
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 5:33pm UTC
    we're all mature....
    until someone brings out the bubble wrap

  12. whenthemusicends whenthemusicends
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 4:10pm UTC
    It's not that I hate you,
    it's like, uh, let's put it this way:
    if you were on fire and I had water,
    I would probably drink the water.

  13. whenthemusicends whenthemusicends
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 4:23pm UTC
    when you're home alone and
    someone knocks on your door;;
    10% say "who is it?"
    64% look through the peep hole.
    25% open the door
    1%-Crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked murder
    fave if you're that 1% :D

  14. whenthemusicends whenthemusicends
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 4:27pm UTC
    lazy fact #7656492065176891
    You were too lazy to read that number.
    format credit;; JustADream_

  15. whenthemusicends whenthemusicends
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 4:34pm UTC
    Whenever you go to the doctors
    and the doctor asks you what's wrong
    you turn to your mom
    and she explains everything (:
    ♥ Fave if you do too ♥

  16. whenthemusicends whenthemusicends
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 10:21am UTC
    Dad's Favorite Sayings
    10 When I was your age...
    9 A little bit of dirt never hurt anyone.
    8 Go ask your mother.
    7 Back in the olden days...
    6 You don't know what hardwork is
    5 It builds character
    4 Don't make me stop this car!
    3 Your grounded for the rest of your life.
    2 Money doesn't grow on trees.
    1 Because I said so.

  17. kylaz323 kylaz323
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 7:20pm UTC
    Jasmine
    Dear "Cool People",
    They didn't name a candy after you, did they?
    Sincearly, Nerds.
    Like • Comment • 29 minutes ago
    Sarah Sure they did, it's called Airheads.
    28 minutes ago · Like
    ~Unfriendable

  18. TeamPita TeamPita
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 6:32am UTC
    credittoforgeter
    *Highlight*
    LOL. You fell for it.

  19. kbigelow04 kbigelow04
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 10:23am UTC
    Don't limit your challenges; challenge your limits<3

  20. kylaz323 kylaz323
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 4:31pm UTC
    ₪₪₪₪
    How To Freak People Out #4
    Tell people you’re going to go to Narnia. Tear up all the toilet paper on the roll, cover yourself with the shreds, and run out of the bathroom screaming “BLIZZARD!”
    format by neversaynever16
    should I make a series?

:)

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