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  1. wasted_wishes wasted_wishes
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 10:00pm UTC
    2 Chainz: She got a big booty, so I call her big booty.
    Me: *Wipes away tears*
    Me: That was some deep sh*t man.

  2. wasted_wishes wasted_wishes
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 7:04pm UTC
    Reasons why I'm fat:
    1) I eat when I'm bored.
    2) I'm bored all the time.

  3. wasted_wishes wasted_wishes
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 5:33pm UTC
    “This life is what you make it. Not matter what, you're going to mess up sometimes, it's a universal truth. But the good part is you get to decide how you're going to mess it up. Girls will be your friends -they'll act like it anyway. But just remember, some come, somg go. The ones that stay with you through everything - they're your true best friends. Don't let go of them. Also remember, sisters make the best friends in the world. As for lovers, well, they'll come and go too. And babe, I hate to say it, most of them - actually pretty much all of them are going to break your heart, but you can't give up becuase if you give up, you'll never find your soul mate. You'll never find that half who makes you whole and that goes for everything. Just because you fail once, doesn't mean you're gonna fail at everything. Keep trying, hold on, and always, always, always believe in yourself, because if you don't, then who will, sweetie? So keep your head high, keep your chin up, and most importantly, keep smiling, because life's a beautiful thing and there's so much to smile about.”
    ― Marilyn Monroe

  4. wasted_wishes wasted_wishes
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 9:28pm UTC
    How to do math:
    1. Read question.
    2. Cry.

  5. wasted_wishes wasted_wishes
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 7:07pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    the weirdest person in your grade gets a boyfriend/girlfriend and you're still forever alone.

  6. wasted_wishes wasted_wishes
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2013 7:45pm UTC
    Crush: Hey
    Me: *Stupid mode, activated!*

  7. wasted_wishes wasted_wishes
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 2:56pm UTC
    DON'T THINK.
    Don't f*cking think.
    Because when you think,
    you realize how f*cked up everything really is.
    You realize you don't know how you got where you are.
    You don't know where you're going,
    and you don't know what to do anymore.
    nmf

  8. wasted_wishes wasted_wishes
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 2:50pm UTC
    I'm afraid,
    Because I know I can't fight forever.

  9. wasted_wishes wasted_wishes
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    January 3, 2013 6:45pm UTC
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    January 3, 2013 5:26am UTC
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  11. wasted_wishes wasted_wishes
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    January 3, 2013 3:20am UTC
    Some girl on Facebook: Omg, this is amazing it works! Just take you're age, subtract two and add two! You get your age! Crazy right!?!?
    Me: You don't say?

  12. wasted_wishes wasted_wishes
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    December 31, 2012 3:58am UTC
    *finds frozen banana in fridge*
    Me: What is this for?
    Grandma: That's for when I get lonely at night.
    Me: *slowly puts banana down*

  13. wasted_wishes wasted_wishes
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 11:30am UTC
    I wonder...
    If the clothes in China say "Made Around the Corner", or something...

  14. wasted_wishes wasted_wishes
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 9:16pm UTC
    *Watching Scary Movie 4*
    Girl: Last night...I saw a face...
    Guy: Did it have a nose?
    Girl: Yes!
    Guy: That does sound like a face...

  15. wasted_wishes wasted_wishes
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    December 28, 2012 8:52pm UTC
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  16. wasted_wishes wasted_wishes
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    December 24, 2012 12:16pm UTC
    I'm so good at sleeping,
    I can do it with my eyes closed.

  17. wasted_wishes wasted_wishes
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 9:24pm UTC
    Bestfriend: Hey can I have a sip?
    Me: Sure
    Bestfriend: *GLUG GLUG GLUG.*
    Me: Dude, what the hell?

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