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yourcool
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October 30, 2012 7:52pm UTC

when you're half-asleep and half-awake
and you trip in your dream and spazz the f/ck out in your bed.

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KatieeLovesYouu
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October 30, 2012 4:34pm UTC

You discover a bruise...
first thing you do is think
"How did I get this?"
Second thing you do?
Poke it.

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come_at_me_bro123
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 10:43am UTC

HAHAHAH YOU FELL!!
oh... you're crying
NMQ/NMF

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yourcool
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October 30, 2012 7:35pm UTC

have you ever met someone
so attractive it made you mad?

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bazinga
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October 30, 2012 12:24pm UTC

That awkward moment when
YOU ' RE YELLING AT SOMEONE AND YOU MESS UP A WORD.
nmf

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FullOfRegrets
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 12:07pm UTC

Stalking is when two people go for a long romantic walk together
But only one of them knows about it

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come_at_me_bro123
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 11:27am UTC

Zack and Cody graduated
Andy gave away his toys
Hannah told her secret
Phil went back to the future
And spongbob...
still doesn't have a drivers license
<3

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Leah_Jane933
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 4:31pm UTC

Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my Parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbors house.
Police: Where is your neighbors house?
Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.

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pokoro
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October 30, 2012 3:23pm UTC

People not on east coast: Holy crap HURRICANE SANDY DON'T LEAVE YOUR HOMES STOCK UP ON WATER AND PLEASE GIVE US UPDATES ON WHAT'S HAPPENING THIS IS A HUGE STORM BE PREPARED GET FLASHLIGHTS AND LEARN HOW TO LIGHT A FIRE AND HAVE 911 ON SPEED DIAL ALSO KEEP A LIFERAFT NEARBY ANDMAYBE SOME LIFE JACKETS OR JUST BUY A BOAT JUST IN CASE BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
PEOPLE ON EAST COAST: lol does anyone want to come over I'm bored and it's raining like a bîtch out there

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AshleyRoseXoXoXo
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 11:34pm UTC

Socially Awkward
The defention of why i'm single.

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loveizzy
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October 29, 2012 7:41pm UTC

regular person in shower: wash, rinse, repeat
me in the shower: accepting an award
me in the shower: pretending i'm filming for a shampoo commercial
me in the shower: pretending i'm in a scene in my favorite tv show
me in the shower: life problems
me in the shower: ellen is pulling a prank on me
me in the shower: showing off my mad singing skills and sexiness to the crowd of fans that isn't really there.
nmq

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lilypop101
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October 29, 2012 8:11pm UTC

Harry Potter fans: I wanna go to Hogwarts!
Narnia Fans: I wanna go to Narnia!
Hunger Games fans: I'm Ok....

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akp1015
posted a quote
October 29, 2012 9:21pm UTC

so this halloween,
I'm going to dress up as Glen Coco
and go trick-or-treating
and see how many houses give me 4 pieces of candy
and say "Four for you Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco."

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I_Dont_Know
posted a quote
October 29, 2012 11:35pm UTC

She doesn't even go here.

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Arilena :)*
posted a quote
October 29, 2012 10:50am UTC

Go out looking like crap, and then bam! You enter:
h o t g u y c e n t r a l .

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naomiyamel01
posted a quote
October 29, 2012 7:08pm UTC

~If you don't have
anything nice to say
come and sit by me, and we'll make fun of
people together~

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heyitscooper
posted a quote
October 29, 2012 2:47pm UTC

Here's to the teens that joined Witty thinking they'd never get addicted but they did.

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Eli22b
posted a quote
October 29, 2012 9:17pm UTC

Today in gym:
Dylan: Eli, why don't you like gym? It's like the best class.
Me: Eli and athletics don't mix.
Dylan: Then what do you do for fun?
Me: None of your business.
Dylan: Ew, thats digusting!

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Arilena :)*
posted a quote
October 29, 2012 12:51pm UTC

Boy: Oh really? So if girls are better than boys, then why did God create men first ?
Girl: That is obvious. Everyone needs a rough draft before a final copy. :)

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