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xoiloveyoux33
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September 1, 2011 11:15pm UTC

Who else gets butterflies when
HE texts you first
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freckleface2785
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August 26, 2011 11:40pm UTC

please read;
my pet unicorn tom is addicting to eating oreos.
he has at least 3 boxes of oreos a night.
i know that he is hurting himself and i dont wanna see him die.
hes the only unicorn i have and i love him.
i showed him witty and he said that if i can 32784329 favs he will quit eating oreos for good.
please favorite this..for tom ♥

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muffinsandwitty7557
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August 30, 2011 6:50pm UTC

&I would pay some serious cash for someone
to name a hur ricane
Shanaynay
nmf

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allyoup0807
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August 30, 2011 6:14pm UTC

memorizing what color shirt he has on,
to keep track of where ,,, ,,,,to keep track of where he is and who he's with throughout the day.
just because you're that creepy;)

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born_this_way_
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August 27, 2011 12:08am UTC

Dear future boyfriend;;
1. i'm shy at first, so you need to break my shell
2. i don't just want to do stuff, i want to love.
3. i eat a lot, i have a big appetite for a small girl
4. if you hurt me, i will cry, i. a m. e m o t i o n a l.
5. i'm not the type of girl to pick a fight, so please don't start one.
6. if i like you, i really like you,not just you and two others; so please like me that much back <3
7. i get very excited about things we'll do, you might have to calm me down.
8. i'm somewhat insecure, so please don't talk about other girls when you're with me.
9. i will sing obnoxiously in our car rides.
& 10. you'll mean everything to me i'm sure, i hope i can to you, too. <3

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SarahSnyd

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August 23, 2011 7:13pm UTC

"HEY BRO, GUESS WHA.."
or you could just log out..
that's cool too.

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MinaBieber6
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August 23, 2011 7:07pm UTC

That Awkward Moment
when you can't tell if
Spongebob
is a homosexual or not.

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fashionblast
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August 23, 2011 10:56am UTC

Awkward moment #4
The Awkward moment when you have to tell the person you're being sarcastic
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crossyourfingers
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August 23, 2011 10:52am UTC

»»» Tears don't mean your weak.
They mean you've been strong for too long.

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simplyysam
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August 23, 2011 10:51am UTC

heartbroken,
but it's not why you think..no guy.
my bestfriend's dad died on january 11th, 2010, & she moved away february 8th, 2010.
it's been almost a year now, and it's been so hard, considering this girl was pretty much my life. i'll never get over it and i miss her so much. she moved across the country to arizona and now that i finally started to get used to it and move on, another girl from my school is moving into her house. me and the girl were talking and i was asking her tons of questions about the house, because there were so many great memories there. but they've all started to fade and the new improvements have made them almost dissapear. i miss her so much and that house was one of the only things left of her. but i guess that's life. i know my bestfriend has a witty but i doubt she'll see this. i just love and miss her so much. plus, this is just a vent, because i feel like nobody else will understand. if you read this, i also love you. thanks guys.
❤
nmf.

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Diideey
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August 23, 2011 10:51am UTC

paper, rock, scissors.
I understand that scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there's no way paper can beat rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around rock leaving it immobile? Why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of College ruled Notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class?
I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, rock wold tear it up in two seconds. When I play rock, paper, scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say,
Oh Sorry, I thought paper would protect you.
NMF

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alyssawashere
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August 22, 2011 3:39pm UTC

Want to bang tonight?
I mean hang. Duck auto-cucumber.
God donut.
How the duck do I turn this off?
It's painful watching you struggle man.

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lexsoccer1829
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August 22, 2011 10:26pm UTC

they say you are what you eat ;
but i dont remember eating a sexy beast today :)

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