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Want to bang tonight?
I mean hang. Duck auto-cucumber.
God donut.

How the duck do I turn this off?



It's painful watching you struggle man.











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Want to bang tonight? I mean hang. Duck auto-cucumber. God donut.

1779 faves · 15 comments · Aug 22, 2011 3:39pm

alyssawashere

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gannsettchick · 1 decade ago
I almost peed
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Sugarcanebaby · 1 decade ago
AHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
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minnime2 · 1 decade ago
i think i just died a littleā™„ hahahah
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xxToFindLovexx · 1 decade ago
omg sssssooooooo funny!!
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StupidNerd · 1 decade ago
i have read this three times.
i have laughed everytime
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alyssawashere · 1 decade ago
i honestly could care less 'jocked', if it is then i give credit k? cool. cause i got it off a website lls, like i care.
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dolphinz00 · 1 decade ago
SHUT UP EVERYONE THIS ISNT ANY OF YOURS SOMEONE MADE IT UP AND IT WASNT ANY OF YOU
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fockinghard11 · 1 decade ago
HAHAHAHAHA i litterally lol'ed. this is awesomeee!
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vrandazzo · 1 decade ago
jockedd. assholee.
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xoxoChristina · 1 decade ago
i laughed out loud :]
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xoGAMERCHICKx3 · 1 decade ago
Hahaha I don't care whose it is. I've seen it before on DYAC and it never ceases to make me crack up.
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neoncolorsxx · 1 decade ago
its from the website damnyouautocorrect
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iloveyou1437 · 1 decade ago
I actually LOL'd.
Omg, I love this. :'D
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cwkbaaabyx3 · 1 decade ago
i laugh every single time i read this. <333
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xCUTI3PI3 · 1 decade ago
Lol honey that's not yours. It's from smartphowned or something. And two other people did it before you. Just because you add that quote doesn't make it yours. Weird, isn't it? -__-
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