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1. Allison13Xoxo
   posted a quote
   April 13, 2012 6:35pm UTC
   Happy friday the 13th, may the odds be ever in your favor. ♥♥♥
   
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2. Allison13Xoxo
   posted a quote
   April 15, 2012 1:03pm UTC
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3. usagainsttheworld
   posted a quote
   April 15, 2012 12:31pm UTC
   Don't you hate it when your bestfriend, who you did everything for, ditches you for the popular group?
   It's just freakin dandy.
   Format: twilightgirl995
   
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4. HannahKennison
   posted a quote
   April 15, 2012 6:56pm UTC
   today a 6 year old boy saw me crying.
   he ran up gave me a GIANT hug
   & said
   "im sorry my entire gender sucks"
   and walked away
   <3
   
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5. yazza23
   posted a quote
   April 15, 2012 8:31am UTC
   Seeing a spider isn't a problem.
   It becomes a problem when it disapears.
   
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6. beanie98
   posted a quote
   April 14, 2012 8:29pm UTC
   Squidward: You're making me claustrophobic.
   Patrick: What does claustrophobic mean?
   Spongebob: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus
   Patrick: HO HO HO!
   Spongebob: Stop it Patrick! You're scaring him!
   Squidward: -_-
   
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7. Shamaii37
   posted a quote
   April 14, 2012 3:32pm UTC
   i am hungary.
   maybe you should go czech the fridge...
   im russian to the kitchen!
   is there any turkey?
   we have some but it's covered in a layer of greece.
   ew, there is norway you can eat that.
   nmq / nmf
   
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8. Hugsy_loves
   posted a quote
   April 14, 2012 8:02pm UTC
   Fave if you remember
   calling volleyball
   "balley ball"
   when you were little. ♥
   
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9. xomeggie914
   posted a quote
   April 14, 2012 5:11pm UTC
   Dont you love it when
   your friends make plans right infront of you
   and you are
   not invited
   
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10. NeverForgetYourBeauty
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 6:22pm UTC
    I die a little inside;
    whenever i see an old person
    eating alone in a restaurant.
    ♥ not mine, i just love it ♥
    
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11. sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 6:41pm UTC
    how to get rid of someone:
    Send them to Narnia. Lock the closet door.
    
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12. Mockingbird
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 4:41pm UTC
    Roses are red
    Bacon is also red
    Poems are hard
    Bacon.
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl
    
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13. CharlAldisx
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    The Hunger Games has 3 books. 23 people die each year in the games. There are 12 districts. The movie came out 3-23-12. Coincidence?
    @thegooglefacts
    
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14. xoxjillxox101
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 11:39am UTC
    In a thousand years....
    People will dig up tanning beds and think we fried people for a punishment
    
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15. xXjustapersonXx
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 11:20am UTC
    allcredittocaptivated
    I hate it when,
    My closet is full of clothes but I look gross in all of them.
    
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16. enchanted16
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    The amount of work a
    messy bun actually takes.
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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17. rileylovesyoou
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2010 7:32pm UTC
    i wish i could see
    myself from a
    boy's perspective. ♥
    
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18. ballher21
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 10:56am UTC
    Girls spend the first 10 years of their life
    Playing with barbies
    They spend the next 10 years
    Trying to look like barbies
    ♥
    
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19. Jasmine112
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 10:35am UTC
    When you accidentalley call a teacher Mom.
    AWKWARD.
    
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20. drama_mama_100
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 12:50pm UTC
    Who else...
    Thinks iCarly was better when Gibby was younger?
    
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