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Hey ladies:) for all your troubles or questions about guys go to http://xoxorr.weebly.com/

vballcutie
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December 31, 2009 8:00pm UTC
Hey ladies, for help with all
your guy problems go to
http://xoxorr.weebly.com/

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vballcutie
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December 31, 2009 8:00pm UTC
Hey ladies, for help with all
your guy problems go to
http://xoxorr.weebly.com/

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vballcutie
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December 25, 2009 1:52pm UTC
Hey ladies, for help with all
your guy problems go to
http://xoxorr.weebly.com/

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vballcutie
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December 25, 2009 1:26pm UTC
Hey ladies, for help with all your guy problems go to http://xoxorr.weebly.com/

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December 25, 2009 1:24pm UTC
Hey ladies, for help with all your guy problems go to http://xoxorr.weebly.com/

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December 24, 2009 4:44pm UTC
Hey ladies, for help with all your guy problems go to http://xoxorr.weebly.com/

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December 23, 2009 12:57pm UTC
Hey ladies, for help with all your guy problems go to http://xoxorr.weebly.com/

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December 23, 2009 12:55pm UTC
Hey ladies, for help with all your guy problems go to http://xoxorr.weebly.com/

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December 22, 2009 10:41pm UTC
Hey ladies:) for all your troubles or questions about guys go to http://xoxorr.weebly.com/

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December 22, 2009 10:38pm UTC
Hey ladies:) for all your troubles or questions about guys go to http://xoxorr.weebly.com/

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vballcutie
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July 1, 2009 12:53pm UTC
joke #5
"How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jack's wife.
"Well I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad I couldn't see where the ball went."
"Well you're 75 years old now, Jack, why don't you take my brother Scott along?" suggested his wife.
"But he's 85 and doesn't even play golf anymore," protested Jack.
"But he's got perfect eyesight. He could watch your ball," his wife pointed out.
The next day Jack teed off with Scott looking on. Jack swung, and the ball disappeared down the middle of the fairway. "Do you see it?" asked Jack.
"Yup," Scott answered.
"Well, where is it?" yelled Jack, peering off into the distance.
"I forgot."

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vballcutie
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July 1, 2009 12:49pm UTC
joke #4
A young woman asked her mom one day, "how do I keep guys off me?" and her mom replied "ask him what the baby's name will be". So the next day she goes to a party and asks guys who are hitting on her, "what will the baby's name be?" This gets rid of them in a hurry. Then one guy dances with her and she asks, "what will the baby's name be?" So he takes her upstairs and when they're done she asks again, "what will the baby's name be?" He then removes his condom, ties it at the top and says, "if the baby gets out of this, call him Houdini"

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July 1, 2009 12:48pm UTC
joke #3
One day God came down and said to three guys that the less you cheat on your wives the better the cars you'll get in heaven. So the first guy went to heaven after cheating on his wife 67 times and he got a Mercedes. The second guy went to heaven and had cheated on his wife 2 times and he got a Ferrari, then the third guy went to heaven and said that he had never cheated on his wife and he got a Bentley. Then one day the third guy was all sad and depressed and the first and second guys asked him what was wrong and the third guy said, "I saw my wife the other day" and the first guy said "yeah, so" and the third guy said " she was riding a skateboard"

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July 1, 2009 12:44pm UTC
joke #3
One day God came down and said to three guys that the less you cheat on your wives the better the cars you'll get in heaven. So the first guy went to heaven after cheating on his wife 67 times and he got a Mercedes. The second guy went to heaven and had cheated on his wife 2 times and he got a Ferrari, then the third guy went to heaven and said that he had never cheated on his wife and he got a Bentley. Then one day the third guy was all sad and depressed and the first and second guys asked him what was wrong and the third guy said, "I saw my wife the other day" and the first guy said "yeah, so" and the third guy said " she was riding a skateboard"

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vballcutie
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July 1, 2009 12:40pm UTC
joke #2
A man goes to a psychologist and says, "Doc I got a real problem, I can't stop thinking about relations."
The psychologist says, "Well let's see what we can find out", and pulls out his ink blots. "What is this a picture of?" he asks.
The man turns the picture upside down then turns it around and states, "That's a man and a woman having relations."
The psychologist says, "Very interesting," and shows the next picture. "And what is this a picture of?"
The man looks and turns it in different directions and says, "That's a man and a woman having relations."
The psychologists tries again with the third ink blot, and asks the same question, "What is this a picture of?"
The patient again turns it in all directions and replies, "That's a man and a woman having relations."
The psychologist states, "Well, yes, you do seem to be obsessed with relations."
"Me!?" demands the patient. "You're the one who keeps showing me the dirty pictures!"

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July 1, 2009 12:37pm UTC
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July 1, 2009 12:30pm UTC
my favorite disney princesses are the Jonas brothers!!
all mine 100% rose dont jock please

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vballcutie
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June 28, 2009 3:36pm UTC
ROSE C.

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vballcutie
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June 28, 2009 3:34pm UTC
real convo
rachel: im going to open a hoe shack and its going to be called Rachel's hoe shack.
me: and im going to be a hoe.
brother: and im going to test the hoes.
beka: ewww your going to do it with your own sister!!
brother: well ever one but her.
me: well as long as you are paying hey, im a hoe!!

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June 28, 2009 3:30pm UTC
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