joke #5
"How was your
golf game, dear?" asked Jack's wife.
"Well I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so
bad I couldn't see where the ball went."
"Well you're 75 years old now, Jack, why don't you take my
brother Scott along?" suggested his wife.
"But he's 85 and doesn't even play golf anymore,"
protested Jack.
"But he's got perfect eyesight. He could watch your
ball," his wife pointed out.
The next day Jack teed off with Scott looking on. Jack swung, and
the ball disappeared down the middle of the fairway. "Do you
see it?" asked Jack.
"Yup," Scott answered.
"Well, where is it?" yelled Jack, peering off into the
distance.
"I forgot."
joke #5 "How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jack's
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Jul 1, 2009 12:53pm