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  1. gingerbieber13 gingerbieber13
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 9:25pm UTC
    So it's not going to be easy,
    It's gonna be really hard. We're gonna have to work at this everyday, but I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, forever, you and me, everyday.
    ~T he Notebook
    nmf

  2. MoreThanThis97 MoreThanThis97
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 9:56pm UTC
    It's hard to feel comfertable in your own skin
    when everyone around you is perfect.

  3. xoxoHannaxoxo xoxoHannaxoxo
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 3:56pm UTC
    Theres something i really want to
    talk about.
    But i just cant get the courge
    to do so.

  4. lifegoesbyfast7 lifegoesbyfast7
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 8:51pm UTC
    I remember when people were coming up to me and wanting to be my friend.
    Now i dont have any friends left. What happened?

  5. Taylor4near Taylor4near
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 5:49pm UTC
    & I KNOW I MIGHT
    NOT DESERVE
    HIM, BUT
    HE LOVES ME AND
    IT'S SIMPLY
    AMAZING.

  6. themockingjay themockingjay
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 1:24pm UTC
    I'd rather cuddle then have s e x.
    those with good grammar will understand

  7. yousacutiee6969 yousacutiee6969
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 6:37pm UTC
    I'm a leader, not a follower
    Unless we're in a dark place...
    T h e n s c r e w t h a t , y o u ' r e g o i n g f i r s t .
    nmf

  8. Naomi1027 Naomi1027
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 4:56pm UTC
    Knowing exacty which family member
    is coming up the stairs by listening to the sound of their feet

  9. kristagannon kristagannon
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 1:46pm UTC
    I wonder it the tag on clothes in China says,
    "Made around the Corner."

  10. tryingtoswiminaworldsoshallow tryingtoswiminaworldsoshallow
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 3:28pm UTC
    .
    If you look at the word
    " beautiful " carefully,
    you could learn a valuable lesson.
    Each letter, is a different shape and size.
    Some are short and big, some are tall and big,
    some are small and short, and some are tall and small.
    without one letter, the word wouldn't make sense,
    it wouldn't look right, it wouldn't sound right.
    It would change the word, completely.
    Now think of yourself in this example.
    You're a part of this world. Everyone is
    a different shape, size, color, etc. But we all contribute to
    this world in some way.
    If someone left this world, it wouln't be the same.
    It would be less beautiful. It would change the world completely.
    Something would always be missing.
    Don't let society's standards
    take away your beauty

  11. Melrose* Melrose*
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 4:07pm UTC
    *talking to 12 year old cousin*
    Me: what do people your age do with their boyfriends?
    Her: we go to the park. and then we go to the woods.
    Me: oh.
    Her: and i think we all know what happens then.
    Me:
    Her:
    Me:
    Her:
    My sister: Im 19 and ive never been to the woods.

  12. gimmesun123 gimmesun123
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 12:07pm UTC
    Having a certain order
    For all your tabs.

  13. kristagannon kristagannon
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 1:27pm UTC
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    I'm painting a blue square in my backyard
    so Google Earth thinks I have a pool.

  14. MyNamesDillon MyNamesDillon
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    You're really pretty, but the fact the you have an ugly personality changes it all.

  15. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    Patrick:
    Are YOU Squidward?!
    Fire Hydrant:
    Patrick:
    That's okay, take your time.

  16. caseem16 caseem16
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 12:14pm UTC
    "Bake 26-30 minutes."
    Alright. 28 minutes it is.
    nmf

  17. delirant delirant
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 12:36pm UTC
    Just saw this on facebook;
    One of my friends
    I feel like Taylor Swift writes her songs based on my life!
    24 hours ago · comment · like
    12 people like this
    Her Dad: Yep. I just heard "Empty The Dishwasher & The Cat Litter Box Every Night Without B.itching About It". Catchy tune
    23 hours ago · Like
    LMFAO

  18. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 2:57pm UTC
    Your prince will come
    He may not be riding a white horse ,
    or have a big castle.
    But he will want you,and only you
    and that will be better than any fairytale.

  19. lexiboo lexiboo
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 11:36am UTC
    Memories remain but our friendship will never be the same.

  20. lifelaughlove22 lifelaughlove22
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 7:57pm UTC
    I wish my parents understood,
    why it's so hard for me to get good grades,
    why i just want to go out and have fun,
    why it's important for me to hangout with friends.
    i wish they understood,
    how much i'm in love,
    how much it hurts when they say they hate me,
    how sometimes i want to be alone.
    I wish my boyfriend understood,
    why i dont like hearing how sweet he is to other girls,
    why i get my mad at him alot,
    why he needs to just listen.
    I wish he understood,
    how much it would hurt me if I lost him,
    how hard it is to have a boyfriend with my parents,
    how my friends get mad when i hangout with him.
    I wish my friends understood,
    why everything is so hard for me,
    why i miss so many things,
    why i get mad at stupid things,
    I wish they understood,
    how much they mean to me,
    how much they've helped me through,
    how amazing they are.
    I wish I understood,
    why everything happens,
    why so many people hate me,
    why i can never do anything right,
    i wish i understood,
    how people could act like that,
    how to be a better person,
    how to stop annoying so many people.
    When it comes down to it,
    Nobody understands anything.

:)

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