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Naomi1027

1. Naomi1027
   posted a quote
   September 21, 2012 10:09pm UTC
   Admit it . . .
   We've all tried opening a water bottle with our teeth.
   
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2. Naomi1027
   posted a quote
   September 21, 2012 10:04pm UTC
   :)
   It fools them every time.
   
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3. Naomi1027
   posted a quote
   September 7, 2012 9:43pm UTC
   During a math test
   Me: My answer = 23
   Answer choices: 170,195,264,362.
   Me: Well 170 is closest to 23, so that must be the answer.
   
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4. Naomi1027
   posted a quote
   August 8, 2012 12:51am UTC
   I wonder how different
   my life will be in a year.
   
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5. Naomi1027
   posted a quote
   August 3, 2012 12:01am UTC
   Lazy People Problem:
   Picking up things off the floor with your feet cause you're to lazy to bend down & pick it up.
   
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6. Naomi1027
   posted a quote
   July 29, 2012 5:56pm UTC
   Comment your Tumblr url & I'll follow you
   ♥
   
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7. Naomi1027
   posted a quote
   July 28, 2012 9:13pm UTC
   But the world being as it is
   Where the truth often masquerades
   as falshood to
   achieve its end.
   under inspirational, cause there is no "vent" ugh
   
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8. Naomi1027
   posted a quote
   July 7, 2012 4:56pm UTC
   Knowing exacty which family member
   is coming up the stairs by listening to the sound of their feet
   
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9. Naomi1027
   posted a quote
   July 6, 2012 8:52pm UTC
   Why is it so hard to find someone who
   cares about you
   when it's easy enough to find someone who
   looks down on you?
   ♥
   
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10. Naomi1027
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 4:23pm UTC
    When someone asks if
    you want the good or bad news first
    You always ask for the bad news
    ♥
    
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11. Naomi1027
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 9:31pm UTC
    Hi everyone,, Since Naomi1027 decided to hack me. I guess i'll do the same♥
    >>> She is my Best Friend shes my sister!. <<<
    you should really follow her! but if your not you wont really read this until you stalk her profile, so still follow her♥
    -Love SmokedSalmon ♥♥
    MeeAndYoouFormats♥
    
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12. Naomi1027
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 11:12pm UTC
    Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies
    Are the main reasons why I have trust issues
    
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13. Naomi1027
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    Getting up to go answer the door when realizing
    It was the tv
    ♥
    
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14. Naomi1027
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 12:07am UTC
    And the scars remind me that the past is real...
    
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15. Naomi1027
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 8:52pm UTC
    That horrible moment when you have your cereal in a bowl all ready to eat
    & then realizing you're out of milk
    ♥
    
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16. Naomi1027
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 10:52pm UTC
    Has anyone else noticed
    that "&" looks like a guy
    dragging his butt on the
    ground?
    
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17. Naomi1027
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 8:55pm UTC
    Don't think of yourself as an ugly person.
    Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
    
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18. Naomi1027
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 11:23am UTC
    You have to get hurt. That's how you learn .The strongest people out there -the ones who laugh the hardest with the genuine smile thoes are the ones who have fought the hardest battles.Because they decided that they're not going to let anything hold them down,they're showing the worlds who's boss.
    
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19. Naomi1027
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 9:49pm UTC
    ON THE PHONE WITH MOM:
    Yep.Okay.Alright.Okay.Alright.Yes.I will.Yep.Okay.Alright.Okay.Alright,Yes i will.Yep.Okay.Alright.Yes mom.Okay.Yep.Will do. Okay. Yup.Yup.Yes.Okay.Alright.Will do. Okay. Yes. Yup.Okay.Alright.Yup.Yes.Okay.Love you too. Bye
    
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20. Naomi1027
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    Immobilized by my fear
    And soon to be blinded by tears
    
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