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  1. The Ukrainian Chick* The Ukrainian Chick*
    posted a quote
     September 8, 2013 7:54pm UTC
    *home alone*
    well lets hope the neighbors like this song.
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  2. The Ukrainian Chick* The Ukrainian Chick*
    posted a quote
     September 8, 2013 7:47pm UTC
    My religion is pizza.
    i believe in jesus crust.
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  3. The Ukrainian Chick* The Ukrainian Chick*
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     September 8, 2013 7:22pm UTC
    Chicken Wrap > Thigh Gap
    ...
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  4. The Ukrainian Chick* The Ukrainian Chick*
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     September 8, 2013 7:19pm UTC
    police: *knock knock*
    me: whos there
    police: theres been an accident
    me: theres been an accident who
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  5. The Ukrainian Chick* The Ukrainian Chick*
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     September 7, 2013 11:44pm UTC
    In social issues class today our professor held up a black book
    and was like “this book is red” and we were all “no” and he said
    “yes it is” and we were just all “that’s not right” and he turned
    it around and the back cover was red and he said
    “Don’t tell somebody they’re wrong until you’ve seen things from their point of view”
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  6. The Ukrainian Chick* The Ukrainian Chick*
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     September 2, 2013 12:48am UTC
    *12:01*
    let the birthday wishes begin.
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  7. The Ukrainian Chick* The Ukrainian Chick*
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     August 31, 2013 9:16am UTC
    __________________________________________
    "i'm not like most girls"
    -most girls.
    __________________________________________
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  8. The Ukrainian Chick* The Ukrainian Chick*
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     August 31, 2013 2:10am UTC
    if you talk about va.ginas smelling or tasting like fish
    i'm just gonna secretly laugh at you for pretending to have ever touched a vagi.na
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  9. The Ukrainian Chick* The Ukrainian Chick*
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     August 30, 2013 4:23am UTC
    man i just want to unzip niall's pants
    and grab hold of his big, huge, thick
    wallet and pay for new clothes
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  10. The Ukrainian Chick* The Ukrainian Chick*
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     August 30, 2013 4:14am UTC
    *breaks down your door*
    i just shaved my legs feel them
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  11. The Ukrainian Chick* The Ukrainian Chick*
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     August 29, 2013 4:40am UTC
    Can anyone please help
    my friend marven just made a witty and I dont know how to help him with html or anything can someone just please go help him? his username is arianator1
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  12. The Ukrainian Chick* The Ukrainian Chick*
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     August 28, 2013 10:36pm UTC
    Penises are meant to be stuck into things - like electrical sockets.
    nmf nmq
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  13. The Ukrainian Chick* The Ukrainian Chick*
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     August 28, 2013 10:13pm UTC
    when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else
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  14. The Ukrainian Chick* The Ukrainian Chick*
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     August 28, 2013 1:54am UTC
    2013 just started and t here are four months left until 2014 did I really just spend eight months so far doing nothing productive and not realize this
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  15. The Ukrainian Chick* The Ukrainian Chick*
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     August 27, 2013 10:47pm UTC
    things you don’t point out about people:
    -acne
    -cuts
    -body hair in places you’re not used to it being??
    -fat rolls/curves
    -how much/how little they’re eating
    -how skinny they are/what bones they can see because of how skinny they are
    don’t do it
    don’t
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  16. The Ukrainian Chick* The Ukrainian Chick*
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     August 27, 2013 4:03pm UTC
    computer:whhhhhhhhHHHHHRHRRRRRRRRRR
    me:shh it's ok
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  17. The Ukrainian Chick* The Ukrainian Chick*
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     August 27, 2013 4:01pm UTC
    *puts hot laptop battery over stomach to help with period cramps*
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  18. The Ukrainian Chick* The Ukrainian Chick*
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     August 27, 2013 12:35am UTC
    my 10 year old sister got a bad burn on her hands
    and in the midst of her crying in pain she places them over my heart and goes “ahh so nice and cold”
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  19. The Ukrainian Chick* The Ukrainian Chick*
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     August 26, 2013 6:46pm UTC
    periods help you
    learn how to get blood off of things
    which is probably why you hear more
    stories of men caught with murder
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  20. The Ukrainian Chick* The Ukrainian Chick*
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     August 26, 2013 6:33pm UTC
    Do not touch your body with bad intentions.
    Rub your belly when it is full. Stroke your soft skin. Hug yourself, even if it’s silly, because it feels nice. Pleasure yourself. Do not touch your body with bad intentions. Do not pinch at the fat on your stomach. Do not scratch at your skin. Do not hate the shell you’re encased in.
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