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unicornjackson
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March 3, 2013 1:07am UTC

My mom was insane.
"Sarah, we are going to the gas station."
6 hours later, we would be at the beach.

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unicornjackson
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March 3, 2013 12:58am UTC

Live like it's your last day,
But use a condom just in case it isn't.

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unicornjackson
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March 3, 2013 12:56am UTC

We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.

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unicornjackson
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March 3, 2013 12:33am UTC

The new Kindle commercial features a gay couple.
Truly amazing.

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unicornjackson
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March 1, 2013 8:32am UTC

I fell for your sweet smile, but it seems as if it was just a disguise.

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unicornjackson
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February 22, 2013 8:32pm UTC

I don't want the whole world,
The sun, the moon, and all their light,
I just wanna be the only girl you love all your life.

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unicornjackson
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February 22, 2013 12:05pm UTC

When people lie about an illness they or someone they know has, It kills me.
I have lost someone due to an illness, I don't think it's funny to do that just to get faves.

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unicornjackson
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February 14, 2013 9:38am UTC

Jimmy365, started following me.

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unicornjackson
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February 5, 2013 11:19am UTC

When you say you don't want me.
It hurts.

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unicornjackson
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January 28, 2013 2:41pm UTC

I was thinking about starting a witty diary, would anyone read it?

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unicornjackson
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January 27, 2013 8:32pm UTC

I believe in abortion.
I'm a female, and I have the right to do what I choose with my body.

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unicornjackson
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January 26, 2013 12:27am UTC

Some of those 1D fanfics...
Like what did I just read?

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unicornjackson
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January 18, 2013 7:24pm UTC

I'm bored.
Ask me questions, I will answer with honesty.

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unicornjackson
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January 18, 2013 7:22pm UTC

I'm glad you didn't love me.
Turns out you are a massive idiot.

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unicornjackson
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January 17, 2013 10:30am UTC

Yes, I'm Southern.
No I don't nor have I ever milked cow.
No i don't say "Yee-haw."
Oh, and I'm not some stupid hillybilly/hick.

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unicornjackson
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January 3, 2013 9:28pm UTC

My mom didn't call to say Merry Christmas, or Happy New Year, or even Hello.

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unicornjackson
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January 3, 2013 9:26pm UTC

i made it through the holidays.

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unicornjackson
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December 26, 2012 12:55am UTC

I used to like Taylor Swift, I don't anymore.
Yes, I'm a fan of One Direction.
I haven't liked Taylor in a long time, it has nothing to do with Harry.
I don't like that Taylor sends the message that you need to have a boy to be happy.
Sorry.

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unicornjackson
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December 20, 2012 12:19pm UTC

Someone made a comment about how I write the date.
I'm from America, D u m b a s s.

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unicornjackson
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December 20, 2012 9:20am UTC

December 21st, the day by winter holidays start.
Well played, Mayans, Well played.

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