Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

unicornjackson

  1. unicornjackson unicornjackson
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2013 11:23pm UTC
    I have been attacked for my opinion.
    Welcome to the freaking internet.

  2. unicornjackson unicornjackson
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 5:06pm UTC
    I saw this woman on the news, talking about Memorial day sales.
    "As american people, we love our sales."
    Yes, yes we do.

  3. unicornjackson unicornjackson
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2013 7:19pm UTC
    *Watching Real Housewives*
    You and your rich girl issues amuse me.

  4. unicornjackson unicornjackson
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2013 7:17pm UTC
    *Logs on to Facebook*
    People: Obama is bad, I hate Obama, Obama ruins everything.
    People: I'm 16 and preggers, I love being preggers, My baby daddy is in jail.
    People: I hate my parents, my parents suck, I hope they see all my haterness.
    *Logs out of Facebook*

  5. unicornjackson unicornjackson
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2013 10:03am UTC
    Reading support for the Terrorists in the boston bombings,
    I'm offically embarssed to be a teenage girl and to be an American.

  6. unicornjackson unicornjackson
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2013 9:56am UTC
    This love is terrifying.
    Thousands of American teen girls are crushing on Boston Marathon bomber Dzhokhar “Jahar” Tsarnaev, 19 — and leading a social-media movement to exonerate him.
    Because guys who kill people, and beat on girlfriends are amazing. *insert sacrasm*

  7. unicornjackson unicornjackson
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 8:06am UTC
    My thoughts and prayers with
    Oklahoma and London.

  8. unicornjackson unicornjackson
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 9:33am UTC
    Pregancy is a beautiful thing.
    When you can provide for the child, give that child a stable home, have two parents who will love that child.
    My mother was a drug addict which means no matter how hard I tried I would never be as important as the drug. When it came to me eating or her getting high, the addiction always won. Her husband abused me, yet he supplied her addiction so he became more important. Some people aren't meant to be parents. I can't stand my mother, she took my childhood away from me. She took everything away from me. So tell me does a child deserve this? No it's not the child's fault, but does a child desvere to feel unloved and unwanted?

  9. unicornjackson unicornjackson
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 10:55am UTC
    Justin Beiber wrote about how he hoped Anne Frank would've been a fan of his. People were mad a hello Jesus.
    I was more upset that his fans were asking "Who's Anne Frank?"
    Just Sayin'.

  10. unicornjackson unicornjackson
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 11:54am UTC
    Today I saw a 9 year old, with a pacifier and blankie.
    A 9 year old.
    -_-

  11. unicornjackson unicornjackson
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 5:59pm UTC
    Pray
    For
    Boston

  12. unicornjackson unicornjackson
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 10:34am UTC
    5 tons of Nutella was stolen in Germany.
    Germany has had a Wittan invasion.

  13. unicornjackson unicornjackson
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 9:17pm UTC
    it's crazy to think that once you are gone, life moves on.

  14. unicornjackson unicornjackson
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 1:42pm UTC
    You know no pain, until you watch someone you love die.

  15. unicornjackson unicornjackson
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 10:20pm UTC
    Gay marriage should be equal.
    I mean come on, we are getting ready to be killed by North Korea.
    A war impacts us all as a country and a world. Who someone can marry isn't anyones bussiness.

  16. unicornjackson unicornjackson
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 10:10pm UTC
    *Girl posts stuff about gay marriage not being right*
    Me: This is gonna be good.
    Me: Girl just wants a top comment.
    (I believe in gay marriage, I just don't hate on people who don't believe the way I do.)

  17. unicornjackson unicornjackson
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 12:30pm UTC
    If we silence others, we will eventually silence ourselves.

  18. unicornjackson unicornjackson
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 1:23pm UTC
    Being gay isn't a choice.
    There is science behind it, you can't argue with science.

  19. unicornjackson unicornjackson
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2013 8:21am UTC
    *Watching old One Direction interview*
    My Aunt: That boy just touched the other ones butt, I saw it!
    Me: *Tries to explain our weird fandom*

  20. unicornjackson unicornjackson
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2013 1:08am UTC
    I can't date you if your last name doesn't sound good with my first name.
    Sorry.

:)

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles