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turtlebackpackturtlepushups

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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tt505
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January 6, 2012 6:37pm UTC
me; why am i still single?
brain; you're wierd
body; and you're fat
face; plus you're pretty ugly
food; i'm here for you
- t u m b l r

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Cutecat0413
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January 6, 2012 3:34pm UTC
*In 25 years*
Me: "You know, when I was a kid, I had the Iphone 4S and used Siri for information."
My kid: "Omg Mom, that's so lame. I have the Iphone 500, and it makes my bed, cleans my clothes, and makes my dinner."
nmq

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DamnnTaylerx
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January 6, 2012 3:58pm UTC
There's a difference
between being mean
and standing up
for yourself.

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jimmy365
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January 6, 2012 3:01pm UTC
Putting on Headphones
and it seems like suddenly everbody wants to talk.
jimmy365
my format:)

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xoalicecullenxo
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January 6, 2012 3:53pm UTC
Wizards of Waverly Place
ends tonight. my childhood is officially over

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