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December 30, 2012 11:24pm UTC
imagine shooting santa clause out of the sky
IM ALUGHING BECUASE ALL I CAN heAR HIM SHOUTInG IS “ho ho HOLY SHlT”

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December 30, 2012 11:21pm UTC
*continues writing 2012 on schoolwork until about mid-april*

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December 30, 2012 11:19pm UTC
turtles do not rob each other
because turtles dont have any
money so robbing one would
be a waste of time

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December 30, 2012 11:14pm UTC
teacher:
where's your homework?
me :
woah simmer down!!
teacher:
well, where is it?!!
me :
control your excitement!!
teacher:
I'm calling your parents?!
me :
hold your horses!!

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December 30, 2012 11:10pm UTC
911 whats your emergency? really? hey thats
quite the situation you got yourself into kid.
good luck getting out of it

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December 30, 2012 10:45pm UTC
first joined witty:
woah how do you do those cool layouts and formats
me now:
woah how do you do those cool layouts and formats

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