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1. tumblrposts
   posted a quote
   January 4, 2013 5:34am UTC
   me: i need to go on a diet
   me: i'should stop eating so much junk
   me: i'm so fat
   me: inhales a bag of doritos
   
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2. tumblrposts
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   January 1, 2013 6:56am UTC
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3. tumblrposts
   posted a quote
   January 1, 2013 2:34am UTC
   idk how somebody can think that 100 followers
   is few like they are literally 100 people who have
   lives and dreams and habits like the may prefer
   cold showers over hot showers or anything idk
   these weird personal preferences and they have
   feelings, sometimes they cry sometimes they are
   happy and each one has its own little pleasures
   like reading cooking drawing idk things they love
   and treasure i think people should realize that a
   follower is not a profile it’s a whole person
   
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4. tumblrposts
   posted a quote
   January 1, 2013 2:29am UTC
   it is 12:00am, jauary 1st, 2013. the teen
   girl rushes to her macbook pro to update
   her facebook status. “i haven’t seen you
   guys since last year!” she writes, smiling
   to herself. her status quickly begins to get
   likes. the world erupts into laughter. she is
   a comedy genius.
   
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5. tumblrposts
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   December 31, 2012 9:43pm UTC
   I was having a pretty decent day until I thought of something stupid I said when I was 13
   
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   December 31, 2012 9:36pm UTC
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   December 31, 2012 9:31pm UTC
   i think that people should be able to talk about rectangles whenever they want
   
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8. tumblrposts
   posted a quote
   December 31, 2012 9:25pm UTC
   i hope i die before the year 2069
   so i dont have to see all the dumb
   jokes people make all year on witty
   
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9. tumblrposts
   posted a quote
   December 31, 2012 9:23pm UTC
   when I was in the seventh grade I accidentally
   got invited to a birthday party but the kid realized
   he sent me an invite and told me not to come
   and I was just sadly watching people post on
   Facebook about how they were getting ready and
   then out of nowhere a giant blizzard knocked out
   power for the entire town and they had to cancel
   and that’s why I believe in god
   
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10. tumblrposts
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 9:20pm UTC
    lmao, havent bathed since last year…
    oh wait its 2013 now?
    ok i havent bathed since 2011
    
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11. tumblrposts
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    December 31, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    I wonder what it’s like to have someone fall for you.
    And I mean really fall for you. Not just they want to
    get in your pants because they think you’re attractive.
    But be consumed with every little piece of you. The
    way you talk, the way you laugh, the way you just exist.
    
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12. tumblrposts
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 9:13pm UTC
    *powerwalks away from you*
    
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    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 9:10pm UTC
    once kim kardashian had a mild breakdown
    because she lost a diamond earring in the
    ocean imagine her trying to raise a child
    
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14. tumblrposts
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 9:07pm UTC
    rip 2012
    2012-2012
    
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15. tumblrposts
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 9:05pm UTC
    I guess kim let kanye finish
    
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    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 8:57pm UTC
    did this year actually happen
    because literally all i can
    remember from these past
    twelve months is mitt romney
    and gangnam style and the olympics
    
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17. tumblrposts
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 8:53pm UTC
    this one time in first grade we were
    having a party and the teacher asked
    us to bring in desserts and forks and
    cups and knives and i was in charge
    of the knives but i didnt know she
    wanted plastic ones so i brought regular
    ones and i got really angry about messing
    up so i started throwing the knives around
    the room and killed like seven people
    '
    
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    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 11:40pm UTC
    santa claus attempts to troll a vegan by leaving a chunk
    of meat in their stocking. unfortunately, santa is caught
    in the act by the vegan, and then is forced to sit through
    several hours of scolding about why eating meat makes
    him a bad person who will go to hell. christmas is delayed
    for millions of children worldwide.
    
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    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 11:31pm UTC
    jesus: mom i told you i didn't want a big party
    mary: THE WHOLE WORLD WILL CELEBRATE EVERY YEAR
    
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20. tumblrposts
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 11:26pm UTC
    a reality tv show about a dog
    who deals cocaine but the police
    cant do anything about it because
    laws dont apply to dogs
    
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