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  1. peaceeluvvhappinesss peaceeluvvhappinesss
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2010 7:13pm UTC
    Favorite if:
    -you sit in your towel after a shower because you're too lazy to get dressed.
    -you and your bestfriend can say one word, and crack up.
    -you hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other.
    -you hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't.
    -you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.
    -you feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything.
    -you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
    -you laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it's serious.
    -you hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them.
    -you hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice.
    -you pretend to sleep when your parents come in.
    -you text the person next to you things that you can't say out loud.
    -you hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can't get past them.
    -you're always tired no matter how much sleep you get.
    -you stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps.
    -you use the "sup" head nod.
    -you hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh.
    -you check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared.
    -youuuu addddd unnecessaryyyyy letterssssss attttt theeee enddddd of wordssss.


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  3. MirandaNicole77 MirandaNicole77
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2010 10:10pm UTC
    Favorite this if
    You think there should be a Witty Profiles iPhone App :)

  4. stephanielynnn stephanielynnn
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2010 7:14pm UTC
    I've decided that the layout of this is so ugly. So I've decided to spruce it up a bit.
    The-Freshman-Diaries
    "I've found time can heal most anything"
    Maura slept over last night. I'm glad she did because when she sleeps over I usually don't keep my phone on me so the bad news didn't ruin my night. The last night I had with a conscious Tyler and I went to go see Kyle. Aren't I a good girl friend?
    If I had been there for thirty more minutes I would have been there when Tyler started seizing in his hospital bed which is how the nurses found him. They immediately called the doctor and they noted that he was probably seizing due to the tumor and it was an emergency. He was going to die.
    They called his mother who told them to go ahead with the procedure even if it meant she couldn't say good-bye and they rushed him to the hospital room.
    And that brings me to this morning when I got a call from an unknown number.
    "Hello?" I asked.
    "Hello Sarah, it's Tyler's mom." said a woman. Crying, I noted.
    "Oh my god, what's wrong?" I asked panicking.
    "If your parents don't mind, I'm going to come pick you up. They brought Tyler in for his surgery early. He went straight into a coma which isn't a good sign. I think you'd want to be there." she said.
    "Of course!" I answered.
    So that's where we're left I guess.
    I sat by Tyler's side every day holding his hand and singing to him while he was in his coma. Kyle came a couple days and comforted me. Tyler's mom was inconsolable. It was quite sad really to sit there and watch her cry. That's what got me the most upset.
    After four days of praying, Tyler's heart rate went back to normal even though he was still in a coma.
    The doctors smiled and nodded and looked at me and Tyler's mom,"Only time can tell if he'll be okay, but it seems good so far."
    Tyler's mom asked me if I would go home so she could have alone time with her son. I agreed and my mom drove me home and I didn't talk. I went into my bed and went under the covers and let the sounds of my iPod lull me to sleep
    TTFN,
    Sarah
    (Comment/Fave if you're still reading :) Only five more left :O)

  5. xlaughhlikelolx xlaughhlikelolx
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2010 12:32pm UTC
    {Fallin Apart}
    [[Part Thirty-Six]]
    Later That Day; I decided to walk to Charlotte's house. She didn't live that far away I knocked on her door and she opened it. ''Yes?'' She said. ''Can i come in ?'' I asked. ''Sure.'' She led me into the living room where Mike just happened to be sitting on the couch looking up at me. With His bushy brown hair in his face. and His hazel eyes staring up at how awkward my face was. He smirked. What was going on? ''uhm..?'' I looked at Charlotte. ''Go ahead and sit.'' She sat on the floor staring up at me with a smile. She sat pretzel style. My eyebrows went up. I then suddenly blurted everything out. Because, even though Mike was sitting next to me listening, i suddenly started not caring. ''...Now you and Mike are hanging out. Are you guys going out or something?'' I looked down at her. She looked up at Mike. ''Well...'' She began. ''Yeah. you can't tell anyone though. Not even Chase.'' She looked up at me. I got mad. ''Now why can't he know? huh?'' I asked. ''Well..you can't trust him.'' I got up. ''WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!'' I yelled. Mike giggled. ''SHUT UP OR I'LL SHOVE A MICROWAVE DOWN YOUR THROAT!'' He looked at me then looked away. ''Don't yell at him.'' She said. ''YELL AT HIM?!!! WHY WOULDN'T I??!! AND IF I CAN'T YELL AT YOUR UGLY OBSESSIVE BOYFRIEND, THEN YOU CAN'T JUDGE MINE!'' I yelled. She got up. ''No. You know Chase will go and tell everybody. I don't like him.'' I stomped my foot. ''Then i don't like you.'' Her eyes got wide. ''Kaitlynn you sould really just stop.'' Mike said. ''don't you dare tell me what to do. i'll pound your face in.'' He got up. ''How am i obsessive?'' He asked. ''You liked me. Then you like Jenna. Then you liked Mandy. THEN you admit you like me, THEN YOU GO OUT WITH CHARLOTTE.'' I yelled. ''oh. well i do like her. so ok.'' He sat down. ''Ugh..'' Charlotte sighed. ''Bye.'' i took my cell phone, and walked out.
    I got home, and Chase was in my room. ''Uhm?'' i said. ''We gotta talk.'' He said. Oh no.
    -___-
    :)
    click the <3

  6. stephanielynnn stephanielynnn
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2010 12:41pm UTC
    The Freshman Diaries
    "'cause when you're fifteen and somebody tells you they love you"
    You should be able to believe them and feel completely comfortable saying it back. That's what I had with Tyler.
    I haven't written in this stupid diary in three months because, well I've been at the hospital almost every day. The second day of our relationship Tyler was thrown in the hospital and has been there ever since. He's not on life support but they need to monitor him all the time.
    I need to record how I'm feeling. When I was at the hospital I was researching brain cancer and treatments while Tyler slept and held my mind and I found a surgeon who will do an extremely risky procedure that will either cure Tyler...or kill him. It's completely free because of the risks and it's something I really wanted Tyler to do.
    He was getting weak. Instead of his athletic physique he was like a skeleton and had lost all of his hair. He was going to die no matter how much he told me he was going to fight through it all. He woke up and squeezed my hand and whispered,"I love you." to save energy.
    I hugged him and said,"I have something to tell you."
    He tried to sit up, but couldn't I pressed a button to move the mattress up. "Thank you." he said and kissed my hand,"What is it?"
    I was beginning to cry to see my boyfriend dying,"There is a surgery. It can cure you completely and we won't have to worry about the cancer anymore."
    "But I could die." he said sadly. "I don't' know if I could do it, I may have a chance of living still Sarah. Maybe in another three months..." he whispered.
    "Tyler. The doctors have been talking, you're not going to make it to six months. You could die tomorrow. I don't see why you wouldn't want to do this." I said.
    "Because I wouldn't be with you. I knew about this procedure Sarah. I didn't want you finding out."
    "Why?"
    "Because, then you'd want me to get it, and frankly. I don't wanna die." he said.
    I turned and walked away.
    "W-Where are you going?" he asked crying,"I need you."
    "To get the doctors." I said.
    I called the doctors into the room to tell him the truth.
    "Tyler Johnson, you have a couple weeks to live at the best. I'm sorry son, it's not looking good. This procedure can save you. We've had it work before. We've also had it fail. If you want to stay alive it really is your only choice. We have papers here for you to sign if you want it done." he said. "Someone is getting the procedure done today. We won't know if it worked for another week, it puts you in a coma for a week. Some wake up, some don't."
    He walked away and Tyler looked at me crying. I climbed into the hospital bed with him and held him. "It'll be okay Tyler. I'm here." His mother walked in after talking to the doctors.
    "Tyler. We have to do it." she said.
    "I know mom. But I don't wanna not wake up. I need to be here for Sarah. I need to be the father for her child. I need to be here." he said.
    "You won't be here definitely if you don't do this. You may still have a chance." she said and handed him a pen. "Do the right thing Tyler...please."
    Oh yeah. Did I mention? Kyle got me pregnant. How special :)
    "Sarah. Should I do it?" he asked.
    "I'd be upset if you didn't..." I muttered.
    "Okay." he signed the paper.
    Had he made a deal with the devil?
    TTFN,
    Sarah
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  7. stephanielynnn stephanielynnn
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2010 10:55pm UTC
    The Freshman Diaries
    "'but I didn't know it at fifteen."
    I woke up in the morning feeling like P.Diddy, loljk I felt like a wreck. I put my hair in a bun and wore sweats and when John saw me downstairs he looked at me and said,"Sarah, you don't have to look how you feel."
    I punched him, I decided I was taking the bus this morning, I didn't need to see Tyler. When I got to my locker Kyle was standing there leaning against it. I didn't walk to my locker and instead walked past and he ran after me.
    "Sarah, we need to talk." he said. "I want you back. I really want you back I was stupid. I was just being an idiot. I love you, that's all that matters."
    I took him in my arms and hugged him and he spun me around. "I'm so sorry." he said and kissed me.
    And I believed him.
    Boy was I stupid....
    TTFN,
    Sarah
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  9. OneLastBreath OneLastBreath
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2010 9:11pm UTC
    comment please, with advice. I'm going to keep writing, thanks to you guys <3
    Any ideas for the title? I'll give credit to whoever comes up with a good one (: LOVE YOU!
    part 4 ; untitled ! ! !
    I was walking back to my house. My house is at least 3 miles away. I never had thought in a million years that in such a small town, this would happen. I was walking past Jake's house to see if he was home. He was, unfortunately. Paulie Jefferson. Seems like a nice kid, right? Wrong. He had Jake on the ground in a headlock, and had pulled a knife on him. I quickly dialed 911, but my fingers wouldn't move fast enough. I was shaking and crying.
    "Hello. 911 please state your emergency."
    I couldn't quite get the words out. They were drowned out by my sobbing.
    "JAKE....KNIFE....PAULIE...COME PLEASE!"
    "Miss, please calm down. What is the address?"
    "1...27....MA...MAAPLE STREET."
    "We will be there in a few minutes, ma'am. Please try to calm down."
    We both hung up. A few minutes later, they were carrying Jake to an ambulance, and they had Paulie in handcuffs. Jeez. My life sucks.
    The next morning, I called Jake.
    "Cat? It's 2 AM"
    "Please, talk to me."
    "I'm fine baby."
    "What happened?"
    "I'll explain later."
    "No, Jake. Now"
    He hung up. Are you kidding me? Wow. My life just gets better and better !
    You know what? I don't care if he's at the hospital. I'm going to see him.
    In the car, I started the engine and went 50 mph. I need to see him.
    I walked in, and told the secretary that I was Jake's girlfriend. She needed to see some ID. Are you freakin' kidding me? I said exactly what I was thinking.
    "Are you freakin' kidding me?"
    "I'm sorry, what?"
    "My boyfriend just got a knife pulled on him, and you need to see some freakin' ID? No. That's not happening."
    "SECURITY!"
    I shot her a You Really Freakin' Suck look as Jake rolled out into the waiting room with a gauge on his anckle. He wasn't bad.
    "Tell me whats going on, Jake"
    "Nothing, it was nothing"
    "Obviously it was, if you had to go to the hospital!"
    "Well Paulie wanted to...go out with you."
    "Annnnd...?"
    "I said no. He then pulled a knife on me. I know, it sounds dramatic. And pretty gay actually. But thats the way life is. Okay Cat? Now leave!"
    I blushed, being embarrassed in front of a room full of hurt teenagers.
    Since I have watched so many of those gay chick flicks, I automatically thought to say "we're done". But, it actually came out of my mouth this time.
    "We're over. Bye", and made a dramatic exit. Is this not like a movie or what?

  10. xosaxo xosaxo
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2010 6:08pm UTC
    Those Three Words
    part twenty-three-
    A couple days later i completely forgot about mike. I was going to the beach with brandon and things were going really well between us. I started not caring when he grabbed my assss or my boobs because i knew that he wasn't a jerk and he knows im not ready to do anything so serious yet. I was getting ready for the beach and then i heard the door bell ring. It was brandon. He kissed me and picked me up and threw me into the car. The whole time I was just laughing. "Hey baby, ready for the beach!?" he said excited. I nodded my head and then kissed him. We drove to the beach. When we got there we found a nice sunny spot. We decided to go in the water. Brandon held my hand and we went in the waves. Then a huge wave came! It pulled me in with it and crashed down on me. I was really scared. I tried to go up for air but i couldn't. The i felt someones hands on me. They pulled me up. It was brandon. "ah! do i need to give u cpr!?" he asked but he could tell that i was fine just a little caught off guard. I smiled and then he kissed me and stuck his tounge in my mouth. He was so funny sometimes haha. After that i didn't feel like being at the beach because i didn't want to go in the water again so brandon just took me to his house. Both his parents were at work so we had the house to ourselves. We decided to watch a movie. Brandon put his arm around me and i layed on his shoulder. Whenever i layed on him, i felt like the world was mine. He was comfortable to! :) We watched the movie for a while and then all of a sudden he started kissing me. I liked it though. Brandon started feeling me up (same old same old =/) then
    ughh! got intereuptedd ! comment!=]


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  12. stephanielynnn stephanielynnn
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2010 11:40am UTC
    (this is a flashback before I continue with the story, some more about Joey)
    The Freshman Diaries
    "You sit in class next to a red head named Abigail..."
    "Hey! I'm Joey, what's your name?" said the cutest boy I'd ever seen. It looks like he had just moved in because I didn't recognize him. He sat down next to me on the bus.
    "I-I'm Sarah." I managed, I was mesmerized with his bright green eyes.
    "That's cool, I just moved here from Wisconsin...I don't know anybody. Can you take a look at my schedule and tell me if we have any classes together?" he asked smiling.
    I nervously took out my schedule and compared it. "Four classes, that's cool." I said.
    He smiled,"Yeah...I'll see you around Stacey."
    "It's Sarah..." I muttered. By that time he was already off the bus.
    I raced over to Vicky who had been driven to school and told her what happened.
    "That jerk didn't even remember your name!" she huffed.
    "He's not a jerk. He seems really...really sweet." I said smiling.
    "Whatever..." she answered.
    Flash Forward
    I almost passed out and Kyle looked at me,"Baby you look like you've seen a ghost. Want me to get the door?"
    "Yeah, go ahead. I'm just gonna wait up here. Tell whoever it is that you're the new neighbor?" I asked.
    "Umm...okay?" he replied.
    Flash Back
    I sat down in homeroom next to Joey and he winked at me and passed me a note with his number on it in beautiful script:
    Hey you, Sorry I called you Stacey back there, it's my sister's name. I always get confused with 's' names and you remind me a lot of her. That's a good thing, let's hang out sometime...
    800-6555
    And how could I say no? He wasn't looking at me for the rest of the class and I assumed he was just nervous. More like didn't really care...
    Flash Forward
    I finally was listening to the conversation downstairs.
    "I'm Kyle..." Kyle said, seeming annoyed.
    "Who the hell are you? My baby never told me about a Kyle!" Joey answered. He sounded mad.
    I ran downstairs.
    "Sorry Joey, Kyle is John's best friend, John ran away and he was here tyring to figure out where he went. He's leaving now."
    I shoved Kyle out the door and he seemed furious.
    "Really Sarah?" he asked. "That's cool."
    It would be better he wasn't here for this....
    TTFN,
    Sarah
    (By now you know what to do (: Comment/Fave if your reading this. Suggestions/Tips etc. also appreciated.)

  13. xosaxo xosaxo
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2010 12:14pm UTC
    Those Three Words
    part twenty-one-
    Suddenly, I heard gun shots. I jumped but mike continued kissing me like nothing was wrong. I didn't know what was going on. "I uhm have to go to the bathroom babe, where is it?"" I asked mike while i pulled away from him. Mike took me to the bathroom. I took my dress on the way. Luckily, Mike didn't notice i took it. I took my phone out and texted brandon.
    me and brandons convo*
    Me- help! im in the bathroom in back house in woods police need to come now...im scared i dont have much timee!!!
    Brandon<33:)- this is not brandon.
    Me- WHAT DID U DO TO HIM!?! i will killl u!!!!! what did u do!?!?!
    I got no answer. I was crying hysterically. Then mike came in the door. "Why do u have ur dress on, were u planning on leaving...that's not going to happen!" he screamed at me. I knew i had to cover it up. "I put it on because i was cold" i said shivering. I didn't even know if that made sense but mike juss went on with it. "Come with me baby" he said. He took me to this other room. Then he shut the door and locked it. Now i was really scared. "Come closer hunn" he said. I came to him. He grabbed my asss and started feeling me up. Then he started making out with me. He slipped his hands under my dress and felt me up. Then the dress came off..again. I was scared, and shaking. I should have never listened to the police. I missed my brandon and now i thought he could've even been dead! Then brandon threw my dress somewhere so that i wouldn't put it on. He picked me up and put me on the bed. He was on top of me. He started kissing me. He took my underwear off and threw it. Then he took off my bra. He moved my hands down his pants and then he started feeling me up more. Then the door burst open. Mike got off me and grabbed a gun from the end table next to us! I was so scared! The police came in the door. Mike put the gun to my head! "Go away or I kill her" he screamed. The police came closer. Someone came up behind and grabbed the gun out of mike's hands. It was brandon!!!!! AH! i felt so much beter but i was still so so scared!
    commentt!!=] andd fav!<3

  14. Untamed_darkness Untamed_darkness
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2010 11:31pm UTC
    According To Parents:
    We are too young to
    "love"We're too old
    for "fun". We're too
    smart to "play" and
    too "immature" for
    grown up convos.
    No wonder why, we
    are so rebellious
    There's Nothing Else To Do.

  15. AshleyLeBei AshleyLeBei
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2010 11:13am UTC
    It's about performing under pressure
    It's about dealing with pain
    It's about hard training
    It's about your coaches becoming your parents
    and your teammates becoming your sisters
    It's about sacrificing family and friends
    for early mornings and late nights
    It's about having flexibility and strength
    talent and grace
    It's about the tears
    It's about chasing perfection and [ N E V E R ] quite reaching it
    It's about living with disappointments that only make you STRONGER
    It's about doing what you love and loving what you do
    It's about chasing your dreams
    and doing the impossible
    It's Gymnastics
    This is NOT my quote
    My friend sent me a picture message with this quote
    from Phonezoo.com

  16. KylieElizabethxox KylieElizabethxox
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2010 9:33pm UTC
    and yes
    i look at my phone every second //// thinking that magically i got a text. ♥

  17. moveonhunx3 moveonhunx3
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2010 3:00pm UTC
    &&+ Who Else Remembers
    Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends?

  18. holdmyheart21 holdmyheart21
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2010 3:37pm UTC
    I never could've gussed
    that we would end up like this

  19. crazylysh2 crazylysh2
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2010 7:43pm UTC
    "You're mom's here"
    *Hide!!!*
    Who else misses those days?

  20. summerxlovexrjk summerxlovexrjk
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2010 9:08pm UTC
    We don't talk anymore.
    but the sad part is;;
    W E * U S E D * T O * T A L K
    E V E R Y D A Y*

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