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miicchheellle
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July 16, 2011 12:39pm UTC

Cool story mom.
Don't tell it again.

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miicchheellle
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July 17, 2011 9:20am UTC

wanna know who your real friends are..
screw up and see who's still there.

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sweetiepie4u01
posted a quote
July 11, 2011 8:37pm UTC

Going On Vacatoion
for one week and packing like you are going away for a month
format credit to: xoalicecullenxo :)

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sweetiepie4u01
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August 5, 2011 9:48pm UTC

now_i'm into you
like you never knew, i'm falling for you baby, i need a parachute ♥
format to: xoalicecullenxo

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jimmy365
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March 23, 2013 5:59pm UTC

can you imagine
if witty just decided to shut down and you see all these confused teenagers coming out of their house squinting at the sun
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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MissTomlinson
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March 23, 2013 6:01pm UTC

Imagine Texting Harry:
I wish we could bang.
Wait, I meant hang
No I didn't. I meant bang...

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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Hale_Storm18
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March 23, 2013 4:18pm UTC

Girls who think they're above other girls because they don't wear makeup
or dresses or do feminine things make me want to poke my eyes out.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
March 23, 2013 6:05pm UTC

Teacher: Do you have your homework?
Me: *adopts Simon Cowell voice* it's a no from me.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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jimmy365
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March 23, 2013 3:55pm UTC

dad: those people on that witty website are gonna kidnap you one day
me: dad they barely even leave their room
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | n o t t t t m i n e e

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LeaBia14
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March 24, 2013 7:44am UTC

In Ireland the best reason to do anything is 'for the craic'

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