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  1. lids* lids*
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 10:41pm UTC
    Student:
    *whispers to friend*
    Teacher:
    Mind to tell the class what's so important.
    Student:
    Uh no, I was just asking a question.
    Teacher:
    No, tell the class since it couldn't wait.
    Student:
    Fine, Do you have a pad, Mister?..
    Teacher:
    Please step outside...
    nmf

  2. megansipe megansipe
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2011 7:02pm UTC
    Ever get that feeling,
    That nobody understands,
    and they never will?
    I know I do.

  3. Bubblyjenny Bubblyjenny
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2011 5:24pm UTC
    If everything happens for a reason....
    God hates me....

  4. MooosicWillSetYouFreee MooosicWillSetYouFreee
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2011 8:27pm UTC
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  5. kattquotes12 kattquotes12
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2011 1:01pm UTC
    "I 'm a ninja."
    "No you're not."
    "Did you just see that?"
    "See what?"
    "Exactly."

  6. UltimateBro UltimateBro
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 8:47am UTC
    ever looked at an ex and think "was i drunk the entire relationship?"

  7. lizzyisalime lizzyisalime
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 7:53am UTC
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  8. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2011 4:34pm UTC
    If you don't have
    A profile picture on Facebook,
    I automatically assume you are a PEDOPHILE.

  9. pending* pending*
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2011 7:49pm UTC
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  10. QuoteJunkie QuoteJunkie
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2011 7:50pm UTC
    A Scary Movie+Finding Nemo+Tom&Jerry= one unforgettable Sunday after noon with my boyfriend :)

  11. Katiie Katiie
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2011 6:44pm UTC
    Replys as;
    K
    K? K what? The letter before L, the letter after J?
    Did you know that in JK, K stands for "Kidding".
    So your reply is "Kidding"? Or K as in Potassium?
    Do you need some Special K in breakfast? K, as
    in I can K/O you? Can I knock you out and feed
    you to hungry sharks ? Sharks has K in it.

  12. Katiie Katiie
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2011 7:11pm UTC
    Think outside the box
    X
    X
    O
    O
    O
    X
    X
    X
    O
    O
    Partial format to peaceinpieces

:)

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