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  1. x0MickayyBabayyX0 x0MickayyBabayyX0
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2010 5:06pm UTC
    Jack and Jill went up the hill
    to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, unzipped his
    fly and said " Jill, do you wanna ? " Jill said " Yes! '' ,
    Unzipped her dress and they did the hankie pankie.
    STUPID JILL forgot the pill! & out come little
    FRANKIE!
    LMFAO. click the heartt if you laughed :D
    nott minee! I heard it from everywheree.
    comment/follow/fave (:

  2. marissarosexx3 marissarosexx3
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2010 4:14pm UTC
    //♥ To the girl who will replace me,
    There are just a couple of things that I thought I should tell you. I learned these while I was the object of your guy's
    affection. First of all, don't be frightened if he smothers much more love on you than you had expected. Don't be surprised if
    he treats you much better than any other guy you have ever met. And let it not scare you that he will actually listen carefully
    to every word you say, even when you're just speaking quietly. Also, you should know that he remembers everything you will
    say. He's hurt easily, especially by the painful words a careless girl will say. If you do hurt him, then you'll have to pay the
    price of seeing the broken look in his passionate and deep brown eyes, and watch the light in them fade. But if this happens,all
    is not lost- a kiss and an "I love you" can heal anything. And please, don’t say I love you to him, unless you really mean it,
    nothing hurts him more then someone who really doesn’t care. Sometimes, he won't tell you what he is feeling, but... just know
    that he is protecting you and if you ever feel that something isn't right, just look into his beautiful brown eyes and you will be
    able to see into him. You can see everything he is feeling, everything he is thinking, everything that isn't right with him... He
    won't ever try to hurt you, because he just isn't that way, so please don't hurt him because if you do, I don't think I could ever
    forgive you. I don't think there could ever be a worse feeling in the world than knowing that you have the boy that I love and
    knowing that you hurt him. You should know that if you two ever get into a fight, just make sure you pick only the ones worth
    fighting for... He will always keep his temper and will never curse at you or call you names, despite the anger he may be
    feeling. Though he may act mature, most of the time, once he's given you his heart, he will begin to open up to you and his
    silliness will make your heart smile, in a way that words can not explain. Don't hold a tight grip on him,let him go and be part of
    the world and experience new things. You will find that he is a busy guy and that he is so very independent. Sometimes, he
    will need his space, but don't worry... He'll always make time for you and even when you're not around, you'll be in his
    thoughts. You will find that he isn't like any other guy that you have met, so please don't take him for granite. When it comes
    to who he hangs out with, don't get mad when he's talking to another girl. He's only telling them what a great person he thinks
    you are. Remember, He likes blue better than green, brunettes, cloth over leather, music over poetry, and even though he
    won't admit it, he really does like to be surprised. He is less tough than he may appear, you just have to take the time and let
    him bring down his guard... He is so sweet and so amazing and know that if you ever leave him, you will break his heart apart,
    the same way that my heart breaks apart, as I sit here writing this to you. Don't ever try to pull him away from his dreams. He
    is going to be an extremely successful soccer player and won't ever let you give up on your dreams, either. He will encourage
    you to become everything you can be and will never, ever let you down. He likes it when you kiss his ear and nothing is better
    than hugging each other. Just watch how your hand will fit perfectly into his and when it does,it seems as if nothing in the world
    could hurt you, because he is there. And when he puts his arms around you and tells you that you are the girl he loves, you will
    know, there isn't any guy in the world better than him... Don't ever let him go. You will regret doing so, for the rest of time...
    I promise, you will\\\♥

  3. Xtoxxic_looveX Xtoxxic_looveX
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2010 1:03pm UTC
    45 things about girls ;
    1. We don't like it when you hold our hand, we ♥ it.
    2. We're not all high maintenance. Seriously, who
    spends five hours getting ready every day?
    3. Cheesy and corny is adorable. Seriously.
    4. We like it if you're a dork because we are too,
    so we can be dorks together :)
    5. We think you are unbelievably complicated too. Trust me.
    6. We can like blood and gore too, but even if we
    aren't scared, we'll still act like we are ;)
    7. Usually "I'm fine" means "I'm not at all okay"You see, not all of
    us are drama queens, so we don't want to
    come off as one. Also, we don't like being vulnerable.
    8. There are some things you just shouldn't say to a girl if you are in a relationship with someone else.Like: you're beautiful, I really like talking to you,
    you're amazing... need I say more?We can't help but read into these things, especially if we want more than anything for you to really mean them.
    9. If we cry in front of you, whatever happened to
    us must have been really bad or have hurt us a lot.
    10. If you sing to us, even if you're not very
    good at it, we're like putty in your hands. Not even joking.
    11. Don't treat us differently in front of your friends.
    If they're really your friends, why would you have to act different?
    12. We like hugs. They make us feel safe.
    13. We might watch the game with you, if you watch The Notebook
    [or whatever] with us. Some of us do actually enjoy watching the game with you though, so don't be too shocked if we slip on a team jersey.
    14. Sometimes when you tell us we're pretty and we fight
    with you and say we're not, it's because we really don't believe that we are.
    15. You don't just date us, you date our best friend too. [As in, they're going to be around quite a bit, so you might as well try to get along with them]
    16. We love your hoodies WAY more than our own.
    Mostly because they smell like you.
    17. It's not mandatory for you to text, call,
    or IM first... but we really like it when you do.
    18. If you can make us laugh or smile a lot, we're practically yours already.
    19. If we smile a lot when we're around you and you ask us what we're smiling about and we say "nothing" or "no reason"... you're probably the reason.
    20. We really do dream about being kissed in the pouring rain.
    21. It really annoys us when you blame everything on pms or
    say it can't be that bad. Imagine what it might feel like to
    have someone punch you in the abdomen multiple times for 4-7 days. Yeah.
    22. We love getting flowers for no reason. It doesn't even have to be a whole bouquet. One flower for no reason would be just as sweet.
    23. We love your eyes.
    24. We like it when you play with our hair, so go ahead.
    25. We're never really too old for stuffed animals, especially if they're from you :)
    26. We really do like it when you open doors for us... :)
    27. When we say we're cold, that is most likely your cue to hold us.
    28. We like when guys smell good. That doesn't mean bathe in your cologne though, so please don't. You like when we smell
    good without choking you, we like the same thing.
    29. We really do appreciate it when you try to cheer us up when we're feeling down about something [even if it doesn't seem like that big a deal].
    We will remember and try to return the favor.
    30. If you aren't honest with us and we know it, it hurts our feelings.
    31. Words like beautiful, pretty, cute, and the like are much preferred over words like hot or sexy.
    32. It's cute when you notice our bored or nervous habits.
    We notice yours too and most likely find them adorable.
    33. We like it when you kiss us on the forehead :) it's sweet.
    34. When we say we miss you, we mean it and you have no idea how much.
    35. Please, please, please don't say you love us unless you mean it.
    36. We usually text you for two reasons: We miss you or we just really
    like talking to you. We don't text for for several reasons:
    We want you to miss us, we're mad, or we don't want to annoy you.
    37. It really isn't mandatory for you to spend money on us. Spending time with you makes us happy. If you're dating a girl that thinks it IS mandatory that you do, you should find a new girl.
    38. Most of us would prefer actual food over a salad, so don't lose hope. haha [Seriously, who are these girls that JUST eat salads? Give me some pizza... :)]
    (To clarify, I'm not talking about vegans or vegetarians or girls that genuinely like salads. I'm referring to girls who who are for some odd reason terrified to
    eat in front of guys or are horrified at the amount of calories
    in real food. Get what I'm sayin'? haha)
    39. We talk to our friends about you. Don't worry, it definitely
    isn't always a bad thing. We talk about you so much because we like you :)
    40. If we seem to like taking pictures of/with you, it's only because we like showing you off. And maybe so we can stare at you
    even when you're not around because we think you're just that cute.
    41. It isn't necessary, but if the urge strikes you to write us a love letter or a poem or even a song, go right ahead. We will LOVE it... and maybe even possibly cry :)
    42. Nice guys don't always finish last...
    [If you are a nice guy and you do always seem to finish last,
    I'm sorry. Some girls are just idiots and don't know what's
    good for them. You deserve better anyway.]
    43. Just laying on your chest listening to your
    heartbeat is the best feeling in the world<3
    44. The butterfly feeling will come even if you just send a cute text :)
    44. We're sort of scared to fell in love, but if you are a good guy it will
    happen effortlessly & we couldn't be happier <3
    xoxox

  4. gymnastics6495 gymnastics6495
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    March 30, 2010 10:18pm UTC
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  5. 33_LuvU2_33 33_LuvU2_33
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    March 28, 2010 7:59pm UTC
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  6. xxwhocaresxx17 xxwhocaresxx17
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2010 10:25am UTC
    Windows are kind of like a girls heart
    ~I mean, guys hang out with their friends,~
    *play around* with the ball, just like a girl,
    then throw it carelessly, and break the window.
    Of course, they won't care about that window,
    they just m o v e o n , but the window? //////
    I t w i l l h a v e t h o s e cracks f o r e v e r ♥
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  7. maggie_fressh maggie_fressh
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2010 3:39am UTC
    we were sitting in his living room
    he was channel surfing and I was staring numbly at the TV
    how could it have gotten so awkward between us?
    what went wrong?
    why did I even bother showing up?
    when suddenly he turned toward me with a thoughtful expression on his face
    "why are you so quiet?"
    I was silent for a moment, thinking over what to say
    taking in a deep breath-I looked him in the eye,
    "everything's changed between us. we don't have our day-long texting conversations anymore
    it's gotten to the point that I keep more things to myself than let you in on.
    Plus, we go to two separate schools. We lead two separate lives.
    and to be honest, we are no longer what we used to be and we shouldn't be pretending we are."
    that's when he dropped the remote and disappeared into his room
    coming back out with piles of papers in his hands
    "I didn't wanna show these to you but I need you to believe me when I say this."
    I sifted through the pages and saw they were poems he had written.
    I looked up and saw the tears forming in his eyes.
    "Now it's my turn to be honest. I never stopped thinking about you,
    and I know things have changed between us but change isn't always bad.
    Please don't talk about going away because I miss you.
    Even with you sitting right there,
    I. miss. you.
    And I don't know what I'd do if I ever lost you."

  8. NaturallyNikki NaturallyNikki
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2010 4:02pm UTC
    `cause with every kiss & every hug
    you make me fall in love /// Y

  9. ForeverYoung_ ForeverYoung_
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2010 5:58pm UTC
    i love you mahal kita je t'aime jag älskar dig
    ich liebe dich love is a universal language ik hou van jou
    szeretlek jeg elsker deg kocham ciÄ™ te amo

  10. Kelli94 Kelli94
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2010 9:24am UTC
    He Said: "I Love you because you arn't perfect, because you have your faults just like me, im not perfect, infact im far from perfect, and if you were perfect then i would keep asking myself constantly Why is she with me?"
    She Said: "Because your perfect for me."

  11. PleaseRemember__NeverForgetxx PleaseRemember__NeverForgetxx
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2010 10:07pm UTC
    I'VE LOST MYSELF
    deep in your eyes

  12. xxlyssa022 xxlyssa022
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2010 7:58pm UTC
    and the sad part is ..
    he’s over me. i don’t want to accept it,but he is. he doesn’t think about me
    anymore as much as i could possibly think about him. I barely cross his mind. it is very rare for us to talk anymore. as i lay in my bed with my ipod blasting i replay all of the moments we had togtether.
    theyre the moments he never even reconsiders. when i pass him in the hall ways , all i can see is him talking to the other girl.its truly the worst feeling in the world. it seems impossible that that was me last year. its sad to find myself staring at him when he could not give a care about me. all i could wish for these days is to talk to him . listen to his voice. i need to have another one of those feeling that i am actually important in his life. its nearly impossible that i will find anyone like you again, and that you will ever feel the same way about me, and there is also most definantly a
    99% chance he doesnt like me, but that 1% just doesnt go away
    </3
    part credit to
    onemoreserenity52
    major vent
    read it if you would like ..
    i love you


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  14. tigerbabe527 tigerbabe527
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2010 5:05pm UTC
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  15. indiansoul96 indiansoul96
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2010 5:14pm UTC
    You had me from hello ♥

  16. _ColorfulxSpirit _ColorfulxSpirit
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2010 3:08pm UTC
    you make my heart skip beats
    //like a scratched cd _____<33
    Format credits to - xolilaaaxo

  17. illlovehimforeverx3 illlovehimforeverx3
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2010 5:09pm UTC
    &when i said that i would loveyouforever,
    iwasn'texaggerating.


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  19. __authorUnknown __authorUnknown
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2010 2:59am UTC
    I'm over him.
    I'm over him.
    I'm over him.
    I'm over him.
    I'm over him.
    “ Hey.”
    There goes that idea.

  20. textinggrl18 textinggrl18
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2010 3:52pm UTC
    It doesn’t matter how long
    you’ve known him. If
    he's had you
    smiling since day one,
    don’t ever lose him.

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