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__authorUnknown
posted a quote
March 13, 2010 7:47pm UTC

she has bite marks on her tongue
(( from all the things she's never said. ))

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__authorUnknown
posted a quote
March 12, 2010 7:27am UTC

So I was talking to my guy friends, and I
decided to ask the age old x-box question.
me: why do guys treat their x-boxes better than their girlfriends?
guy friend 1: maybe because our x-boxes can satisfy our needs.
guy friend 2: yeah. like the vibrating controllers, eh?
Wow, that explains A LOT.
*true convo.

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__authorUnknown
posted a quote
March 12, 2010 5:38am UTC

I said I was over it.
OVER IT. NOT OVER YOU.

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__authorUnknown
posted a quote
March 11, 2010 2:59am UTC

I'm over him.
I'm over him.
I'm over him.
I'm over him.
I'm over him.
“ Hey.”
There goes that idea.

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__authorUnknown
posted a quote
March 8, 2010 6:16am UTC

turn the lights off in this
place, & she shines
★ just like a star.

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__authorUnknown
posted a quote
March 8, 2010 6:06am UTC

stop telling me who to love.
I know I'm young, but I can make my own desicions. I might get hurt in the process, but how else am I gonna learn?

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__authorUnknown
posted a quote
March 7, 2010 2:36am UTC

I hate your ex-girlfriend.
I hate that girl you said was pretty. And all the girls you've ever liked. I hate the girl that wears
short-shorts to school. I hate all the girls that like you. It's a bit embarassing cause to be honest,
(( THEY NEVER DID ANYTHING TO ME, I JUST WANT YOU ALL TO MYSELF. ))

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__authorUnknown
posted a quote
March 6, 2010 12:24am UTC

I like you,
but I love
H I M </3.

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__authorUnknown
posted a quote
March 4, 2010 4:29am UTC

he's everything you want, he's everything you need,
he's >>everything<< inside of you that you (wish) you could be.
he says all the right things, at exactly the right time,
BUT HE MEANS NOTHING TO YOU,
and you don't know why.

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__authorUnknown
posted a quote
March 4, 2010 4:12am UTC

When I was five years old,
my mom told me that happiness was the key to life.
When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted
to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They
said I didn't understand the assignment. I told them
they didn't understand life.

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March 4, 2010 4:07am UTC

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__authorUnknown
posted a quote
March 4, 2010 2:33am UTC

your voice sounds
like ♥ heartbreak.

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__authorUnknown
posted a quote
March 3, 2010 2:34am UTC

I'M SCARED, BECAUSE I DON'T WANT ANYONE ELSE TO STEAL YOUR HEART.
that's supposed to be my job. ♥

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__authorUnknown
posted a quote
March 3, 2010 2:19am UTC

"Trust me, high school ends,
you graduate and get away from all the people
you never want to see again. It's all good."
- Chad Michael-Murray.

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__authorUnknown
posted a quote
March 3, 2010 2:01am UTC

I HOPE YOU DROP A PENNY OFF
THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING, &
THEN DECIDE YOU REALLY LIKE
THAT PENNY & JUMP AFTER IT.

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March 3, 2010 1:39am UTC

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__authorUnknown
posted a quote
March 3, 2010 1:11am UTC

sorry puppy,
the reason I'm always crying and whispering
into your ears is cause you're the only ////////////
living thing on this planet I can trust anymore.
:|:|:|:|: ______________________<333.

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__authorUnknown
posted a quote
March 1, 2010 6:27am UTC

Have you ever noticed,
THAT AFTER SOMETHING REALLY GOOD HAPPENS WITH THE PERSON
YOU LIKE, YOU'RE ON A COMPLETE HIGH AND ABSOLUTELY NOBODY,
NOBODY IN THE WORLD CAN BRING YOU DOWN, YOU'RE JUST HAPPY.
//////////// & you feel like nothing else matters. ♥♥♥

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__authorUnknown
posted a quote
February 28, 2010 6:31pm UTC

I'm not a big Justin Bieber fan,
but wow I wish people would learn how to spell his last name.
REMEMBER THE RULE: i BEFORE e EXCEPT AFTER c.
-----> Well, in this case anyway...

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__authorUnknown
posted a quote
February 28, 2010 6:13pm UTC

So I start a fight,
cause I need to feel something </3

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