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CMPSunday
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August 5, 2010 5:48pm UTC

Did You Know?
1.) That like fingerprints ever person has a different tongue print?
2.) A pregnant goldfish is called a twit
3.) More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a phone call
4.) Your nose can remember over 50,000 different smells
5.) The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's six" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
6.) If you sneeze too hard you can fracture a rib
7.) If you try too hard not to sneeze, you can pop a blood vessel in your head or neck and die
8.) Rats multiply so fast that in 18 months two rats can have over a million descendants.
9.) The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
10.) A ducks QUACK doesn't echo anywhere and no one knows why.
Format by: CMPSunday (i do requests)

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paigeyy_22
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July 6, 2010 11:10am UTC

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i dont care what they say,
im in love with you♥

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showstopperrr96
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July 6, 2010 11:51am UTC

Go to Google;
Type in 'Where is Chuck Norris?'
Click; I'm feeling lucky
Watch out.
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Go to Google
Type in ewmew fudd
Click; I'm feeling lucky
Look at the words on the screen, now.
( :
Go to Google
Type in 'Who's the cutest?'
Click; I'm feeling lucky
Did this make your day?
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Go to Google
Type in 'elgoog'
Click; I'm feeling lucky
You're welcome
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Go to Google
Type in 'Urban Dictionary'
Click; I'm feeling lucky
Have fun with that.
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A lot of these I saw around witty and just wanted to save them;enjoyyy ( :

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iNCOMPLETE_xx
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July 5, 2010 2:51pm UTC

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GABTASTIC_
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June 12, 2010 8:28pm UTC

I hate when I come home and
look in the mirror and i'm like:
❝that's what I looked like all day?❞

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alwaysnicole
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June 12, 2010 1:45pm UTC

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naturally
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June 6, 2010 9:28am UTC

Just because you make a mistake,
doesn’t m e a n you are a m i s t a k e .

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LeleNRenziRockinOut
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May 14, 2010 5:18pm UTC

sometimes you have to cry for no reason
to make up for all the times you wanted to cry & didn't

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Jeessiiiicaaaaaah
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June 3, 2010 5:37pm UTC

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mending_heart
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May 24, 2010 5:14pm UTC

Anger is a result
of passion, pain, and hidden feelings.

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JaseyRae_x3
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June 1, 2010 8:22pm UTC

Hello To Whoever
I just want to let you know that everything is going to be okay.
I promise you.
So breathe, close your eyes, and smile.
Promise

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emilyonacloud
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May 8, 2010 1:54am UTC

do you know her favorite color is blue?
do you know she can't sleep without at least two pillows,
& when someone mentions your name her eyes sparkle?
she doesn't like to say i love you if she thinks she may not mean it.
did you know she hates arguing, but she's good at it.
she loves the way you look at her & hates to go a day without talking to you.
she only giggles if you look at her, but she loves the fact that you do.
the only thing that bothers her is when people walk into her life & then they leave.
she loves you now, she probably always will.
break her heart & it will take a while for her to get over you.

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ohhshanappp
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May 25, 2010 10:55pm UTC

we talked about the old times
///////////////////// and it made me smile, because you didn't forget. « - - - - - - -

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beautifulx34
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April 24, 2010 4:29pm UTC

I could kiss a million guys
& it still wouldn't mean as much as holding your hand. ♥

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Katiie
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April 2, 2010 8:59pm UTC

Isn't it funny,*
how you can still get butterflies in your stomach,
[ even though ] you have known the person for
years. /// /// /// /// /// /// /// /// /// /// /// /// ///

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beautifulx34
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April 24, 2010 8:07pm UTC

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs? How come the glue doesn't stick to the inside of the bottle? Do they bury
people with their braces on? Why do doctors leave the room when you're changing? They are going to see you
naked anyways. Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes? Are eyebrows considered
as facial hair? Can animals commit suicide? Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or the Star of David? Can you
yawn in your sleep? Do siamese twins pay for one or two tickets when they go to the movies? How do you
handcuff a one-armed man? Are children who act in rated R movies allowed to see them? What are the handles
for corn on the cob called? Why do British people never sound British when they sing? Do your eyes change
color when you die? Which arm rest is yours at the movie theater? Why does grape flavor smell the way it is
when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it? Why does the easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't
lay eggs. Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on themselves? In some books, why do they have
blank pages at the end? Why does round pizza come in a square box? Are children who use sign language
allowed to "talk" (sign) with their mouth full? Do stuttering people stutter when thinking to themselves?
These are the questions that haunt me.

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ohhshanappp
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April 4, 2010 8:38pm UTC

If you're lucky in life,
you'll meet someone who you will never forget. Someone so
s p e c i a l t h a t t i m e i t s e l f i s t h e o n l y t h i n g
/////// you're worried about running out of. Being able to be with this
person is your only concern, and nothing else seems to matter.
And most of all, you never want to think about losing them.
This is what you live for.

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_WelcomeToMyLife
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April 28, 2010 11:10pm UTC

don't promise me forever
just love me day by day. no one knows the future,
we're YounG, BuT THaT's oKaY.

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emilyonacloud
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April 4, 2010 2:46am UTC

we are all a little weird & life's a little weird and when we find someone who's weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them & fall in mutual weirdness and call it love ♥

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