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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs? How come the glue doesn't stick to the inside of the bottle? Do they bury
people with their braces on? Why do doctors leave the room when you're changing? They are going to see you
naked anyways. Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?  Are eyebrows considered
as facial hair? Can animals commit suicide?     Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or the Star of David?     Can you
yawn in your sleep?     Do siamese twins pay for one or two tickets when they go to the movies?    How do you
handcuff a one-armed man?  Are children who act in rated R movies allowed to see them?  What are the handles
 for corn on the cob called?   Why do British people never sound British when they sing?   Do your eyes change
   color when you die?    Which arm rest is yours at the movie theater?    Why does grape flavor smell the way it is  
when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it?   Why does the easter bunny carry eggs?   Rabbits don't
lay eggs.    Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on themselves?    In some books, why do they have
blank pages at the end?      Why does round pizza come in a square box?    Are children who use sign language
allowed to "talk" (sign) with their mouth full?               Do stuttering people stutter when thinking to themselves?

These are the questions that haunt me.
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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs? How come the glue doesn't

318 faves · 10 comments · Apr 24, 2010 8:07pm

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xoneeloveex18 · 1 decade ago
the glue doesnt stick to the inside of the bottle because there isnt air inside the bottle and thats the only question i know the answer to (:
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ChocolatePoison · 1 decade ago
lol. i've alwayss wondered if british people made fun of OUR way of speaking,& how did directors find people who play fat people in movies? do they go up to a stranger and say, "hey, do you wanna play a fat guy in my movie? its gonna be a hiiiit."
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sassysparkel007 · 1 decade ago
u no what i wonder. do british ppl talk with a brithish accent inside there head.
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an_amazing_girl144 · 1 decade ago
I have thought these questions to myself all the time. I love this! So funny!
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doubletroubllllle015 · 1 decade ago
love thisss!
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ohdangitskels · 1 decade ago
haha. love this!
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HopeOnTheHorizon_x · 1 decade ago
LOVE THIS xD
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xx_lifesong_xx · 1 decade ago
i ask these questions all the time lmao
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Sing_Dance_Laugh_Love_Live · 1 decade ago
so many questions, so little time...
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Maycuttie16 · 1 decade ago
i think about these ALL the time(:
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