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glitter162*
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August 28, 2013 5:14pm UTC

I went outside once.
The graphics were amazing, but the gameplay and storyline were terrible.

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glitter162*
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August 28, 2013 5:17pm UTC

The tooth fairy teaches kids
to sell their body parts for money.

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glitter162*
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August 28, 2013 5:20pm UTC

Me: Happy birthday!
Friend: My birthday was yesterday...
Me: Am I one day late, or 364 days early?

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glitter162*
posted a quote
August 28, 2013 5:23pm UTC

Working in an M&M factory
and throwing out all the W's

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glitter162*
posted a quote
August 28, 2013 5:26pm UTC

Was the "D" in Donkey Kong
a typo? It should have been Monkey Kong, right?
These are the things that keep me up at night.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
August 28, 2013 5:28pm UTC

If I was a cannibal, I'd work
at a tanning salon so I could watch my dinner cook itself.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
August 28, 2013 5:32pm UTC

Why is there Head and
shoulders shampoo? Who has hair on their shoulders? Who is shampooing their shoulder hair?
...Please come forward.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
August 28, 2013 5:36pm UTC

Have you ever thought about
how weird sleeping is? Like we basically dress ourselves in special sleeping clothes and lay on special sleeping mats and then spend the next few hours completely unconcsious all the while hallucinating vividly

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glitter162*
posted a quote
August 28, 2013 5:41pm UTC

"Don't Stop Believin'" Feat:
(Hermione Granger version)
Just a city girl
living in a Muggle world
She took the Hogwarts train going anywhere

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glitter162*
posted a quote
August 28, 2013 5:44pm UTC

If you ever feel stupid,
just remember that I used to think that a "fandom" was a con/dom for fans.

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HometownHero
posted a quote
August 28, 2013 7:46pm UTC

I'm not used
to people caring about me.

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
August 28, 2013 8:27pm UTC

**Okayokayokay.
I've been writing this for like years.
Preparing for if I ever asked someone to marry me...
Could you tell me if it needs work
And if it does, what I should fix?
Thanks ;o
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You're perfect in every way
And I love you
So now there's a question
Oh, what could it be?
The sweetest of them all
Will you marry me?

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