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thisistherealmee
posted a quote
November 7, 2012 10:21pm UTC

I just want a baby
someone to love me no matter what. someone who i can love forever and always.
[♥][♥][♥]

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 7, 2012 7:18pm UTC

the worst thing about being a penguin?
getting into an argument and then trying to waddle away without looking adorable.

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ImmaBeWitty
posted a quote
November 7, 2012 7:20pm UTC

10 out of 10
people die,
so don't take life
too seriously.

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 7, 2012 7:24pm UTC

disney channel should just
stop making new shows and just replay all the old ones.

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 7, 2012 7:28pm UTC

"step on a crack and break your mothers back."

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kara008
posted a quote
November 7, 2012 10:08pm UTC

I AM
THE BADDEST
OF THEM ALL
- KRISPY KREME

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idtapthat
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 3:05pm UTC

the horrible moment
when you sit down and you're theighs become 392474235 times larger.

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shulesluvvah*
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 3:17pm UTC

in French, you don't say
"I M I S S Y O U"
you say
"T U M E M A N Q U E S"
which means...
"YOU ARE MISSING FROM ME"

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confessions_of_a_cutter
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 3:33pm UTC

Six feet under
Deep in the ground.
This is where I lay
all safe and sound.
My eyes don't open,
my heart doesn't beat.
A cold lifeless body
from my nose to my feet.
Don't cry for me
as you stand over my grave.
My wish was fullfilled,
it was death that I craved.
Don't wish for me back,
for I am long gone.
You thought I was happy,
but I was sad all along.
A broken little soul,
depessed and alone.
But I smiled so lovely,
who would have known?
If my absense saddens you,
if it brings you any pain
Remember this was my choice.
I had no happiness to gain.
I am nothing but memories
with this stone above my head.
Mommy, aren't you proud?
Your little girl is dead.

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 3:15pm UTC

Dad: I think it's raining out
me: hold on
me: *touches boobs* yeah I think it is...
Dad: o.0

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timraandnicole
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 3:06pm UTC

Me on the internet: Omg you guys are all so pretty I love you all so much.
Me at school: Don't touch me peasent

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kayycaay
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 4:27pm UTC

Maybe this is guys when it comes to being hurt "K FINE. B\TCH BYE. I CAN FIND SOMEONE ELSE." BUT WITH GIRLS, K THIS IS THE PART NO GUY WILL EVER FEEL OR UNDERSTAND. "OMG, WHAT DID I DO? I WILL NEVER FIND SOMEONE LIKE YOU, I LOVE YOU & I CANT MOVE ON." it kills. it literally hurts our heart. just please understand next time you break up with a girl, imagine how much it hurts.

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HelloFallout
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 4:30pm UTC

We
a r e n e v e r, e v e r, e v e r
getting back
together.

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imbroken
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 4:37pm UTC

Whatever
im getting cheese fries
♥
Format by Sandrasaurus

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itsallie0x
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 4:38pm UTC

People: You need to be more lady like
Me: suck my dic k

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ImmaDinoRwar
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 4:39pm UTC

over & over,
i tried,
over & over,
you lied,
over & over,
i cried,
and i dont know why!

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Rinna
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 4:39pm UTC

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That feeling you get in your stomach when you see him food
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whenicall
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 4:41pm UTC

Somebody like you could really make things alright for me.

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
August 13, 2012 11:16pm UTC

I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do anymore..

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pinkx3
posted a quote
August 13, 2012 11:16pm UTC

Dylan O'brien,
you are beautiful.
nuff said.

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